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The Virgin Modellista The Chad Turismo Only has two games under it's belt. One of them was an updated version. 90% of the cars are Weeb-mobiles Had over 16 games since 1997. 0ne of which was on BIKES! Had a large variety of cars all over the world auto modellista TM Has a fuckton of tracks, complete with variety on length GRAN TURISMO Only 10 tracks, most of them are short Had official RC toys by TOMY THE REAL DRIVING SIMULATOR Drifty controls An okay soundtrack Had official simulator kits, Hot Wheel;s, RCs by HPI Racing, and even it's own m-----------' cafe. An epic soundtrack, with added licensed musid You shift down to reverse Limited tuning controls You press Triangle to reverse Had a VJ to pester you Tight & precissive controls No VJ, just you. Published by the company who's Japanese division are complete cocksuckers A car designer Has all the tuning controls to make the Escudo reach 800MPH Developed by a company who knows damn well about racing games The Real Driving Simulator

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The Virgin Modellista vs. Chad Turismo


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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