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The "Virgin" Ranger The "CHAD" Soldier Back hurts from carrying quiver al day. Posture ruined from crouching and firing her bow Uses guns to make lots of noise. Fearlessly drawing zombies over to slaughter them Constanty complains and whines Spends al game as a lookout, cant handle real obs Constantly brags about last night despite spending all night alone Aways has a positive tone. knows his commander appreciates his attitude Low Health, Delicate_ Testosterone fueled war cries allow him to kil countless zombies without rest Strong enough to wear heavy armor and can jog with it on for hours Useless after the soldiers can be trained Can only run away from fast Uses a bow and arrow, too weak to handle a real gun Hates the colony, wishes they would stop bulying her Tanky, can shrug off lesser zombies attacks like they are nothing Good posture from years of training Can walk the entire map with a straight and proud back Loved by the colony, always asked to party but is too busy killing zombies

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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Uploaded May 07, 2018 at 10:09PM EDT

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Virgin vs. Chad

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