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THE VIRGIN Vs THE CHAD NINJAGO STEVEN UNIVERSE WAS BORN WITH THE POTENTIAL FOR POWERS, BUT HAD TO WORK HARD TO EVEN SCRATCH THE SURFACE OF THEIR POWERS HAS 7 MAIN CHARACTERS, NEVER FEELS CLUTTERED ISN'T AFRAID TO MENTION DEATH OR HAVE DARK THEMES, DESPITE BEING LEGO "THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP" CHAD PLANNING AHEAD, HINTED AT SOMETHING IN SEASON 1 FOR IT TO COME TRUE IN SEASON 5 EASILY RECOGNIZABLE BY COLOR ALONE CONSIDERED AN "EVERGREEN" SERIES LIKE LEGO CITY AND STAR WARS BY THE LEGO COMPANY, MEANING THAT IT IS EVER PROFITABLE "THE POWER OF SKILL AND TRAINING" MITCHMASH OF COLORS BORN SPECIAL, HAD POWERS "JUST BECAUSE" COLOR CODED CHARACTERS, EACH WITH THEIR OWN DISTINCT, INTERESTING PERSONALITY LOTS OF FILLER, EVEN IF THEY SHOULD BE BUSY BADASS ELEMENTAL POWERS THAT REQUIRE CONSTANT TRAINING TO USE GOOD BUT ONLY SOPPY MUSIC HAS ONLY ONE LOVE INTEREST NO FILLER, ALWAYS FOCUSED ON STORY OR CHARACTERS GREAT CHARACTER VOICES STRONG, REALISTIC RELATIONSHIPS. ALL THE NINJAS ARE SHIPPED WITH ANOTHER CCOULD ALL HAVE A REALISTIC, NON CREEPY POLYAMOUROUSRELATIONSHIP WITH EACHOTHER) THE SAME INTRO FOR THE WHOLE SHOW TRAUMU GETS IN THE WAY OF THE CHARACTERS DOING THINGS HAS AMAZING MUSIC BY "THE FOLD" THAT PUMPS YOU UP THEMES OF SELF SACRIFICE AND MOVING ON VIRGIN CHILD PROTAGONIST CHARACTERS HAVE TRAUMA, BUT DOESN'T LET THAT STOP THEM SINCE SAVING THE WORLD IS MORE IMPORTANT THEN THEMSELVES CREATIVE FANDOM THAT SHOWS THEIR PASSION FOR THE SHOW ALL ABOUT STEVEN, NOONE ELSE REALLY GETS ANY ATTENTION UNLESS HE'S AROUND A WHOLE SEASON CAN BE DEDICATED TO THE DEVELOPMENT OF 1 CHARACTER CHARACTERS HAVE STRONG FAMILIAL BONDS, WHETHER THEY ARE TIGHT OR COMPLICATED WITH THEIR FAMILY CHARACTERS THAT SEEM TO BE BASIC CARBOARD CUTOUTS, BUT SHOWS THAT THEY ARE SO MUCH MORE GOT INITIAL POPULARITY BY BEING LEGO, PROVED ITS WORTH BY BEING A FANTASTIC SERIES HAS 1 OUTFIT FOR YEARS CHAD YOUNG ADULT PROTAGONISTS GREAT SIDE CHARACTERS THAT HAVE THEIR OWN LIVES AND ARE FINE WITH ONLY OCCASIONALLY APPEARING MASTER WU LITERALLY LET HIS FIRST PUPIL DIE LOL COSTUMES CONSTANTLY CHANGING AND ON THE HEIGHT OF FASHION HAS 12 SEASONS ALREADY, CONFIRMED TO HAVE A 13TH ON THE WAY EVER CHANGING INTROS, ALWAYS REWATCHABLE HINTS AT PLOT POINTS WITHOUT BEING OBVIOUS OBVIOUS PLOT POINTS EVERYONE KNEW SINCE SEASON 1

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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The Virgin Moroccan Vs The Chad Algerian

The virgin moroccan THE CHAD ALGERIAN He is the only one (with the Vientam) to have waged an armed war against colonialism with 1.5 million martyrs dead for his flag (created by revolutionaries) and to kick out the French at home which ended in the end by "the coffin or the suitcase" He only accuses Algeria of all its ills, to the point of accusing Iran and Hezbollah of training the Polisario His country does not have Tariq Ibn Zyad All its cultural heritage was introduced by the Algerians (couscous, Kaftan, Rai, Andalusian music ...) and is still trying to steal from everyone to create himself a History Che Guevara's second home was Algeria He is the one who trained Nelson Mandela in the guerrillas, and he said "Algeria made me a man" He dreams of a great Morocco, with photoshoped maps that take up 1/3 of Africa, but he knows that if he sets foot in Algeria he will be purified by the ANP His country was created by France (Lyautey), it did not exist before and has always been divided between several sultanates, Fez, Marrakech, independent Rif He never founded any kingdom, and has always been under foreign domination (among them, Algerians) His anthem was written by a revolutionary from his cell imprisoned by France The American navy was created because of him, because he cucked USA and was receiving a percentage of its GDP when they passed by sea The state of Palestine was Not 1 km? of its territory is under the control of a foreign power promulgated in his country Spain is still colonizing it to this day for more than 500 years His flag was created by Marshal Lyautey, the same who conquered them, same thing with his anthem, with Léo Morgan He fought Spain to take back its colonized territories He spanked Israel in 1973 He doesn't give a f--- and doesn't recognize Israel while having good relations with Western countries He is so rebellious that even the He can make political opposition in his country He did not fight for his freedom, he had an interdependence from France, Aun and is still under its domination Ottoman Empire failed to control him He stole the Spanish Carlist motto He was the paladin of the seas with his powerful navy, atomized France (1664), Spain, the Moroccans, and even Denmark Its capital was the "Mecca of revolutionaries" and welcomed all the revolutionaries in the world (che guevara, fidel castro, black panthers ...) and has helped many countries to regain freedom "Dios, Patria, Rey" to make it his motto "Allah, Alwatan, Almalik" W He lost 50km? of his territory in 1963 while trying to steal it from Algeria He betrayed the Arab coalition in 1965 by giving the whole plan of attack to the Mossad He has an inviolable airspace which forces France to make a long detour through Morocco to send their planes to Mali and Niger He prefers to colonize Muslims, the Sahrawis, rather than take back his lands from Spain Real Berbers, the oldest inhabitants of North Africa; Numidians, the birthplace of the great Berber famillies, Zenets, Sanhadjas He didn't give a f--- and definitively closed his borders with Morocco when moroco established a visa for Algerians by accusing Algeria of committing terrorist attacks in Morocco He is victimized by Yemeni Houthi and Sahrawis His king claims to be a descendant of the prophet while he is gay, debauched and has pardoned pedophiles His country is called Little Thailand because of child sex tourism and sex tourism It has borders with 7 countries, only one with which it has problems, Morocco It is the only country with Armenia to own Iskander missiles and one of the few to own S-400s that even Turkey struggles to have, and the He gave his country the name "Maghreb" to be able to steal all the heritage and territories common to the Maghreb area When Saudi Arabia asked him to join forces against Yemen, he refused, unlike Morocco which is subject to the kings of the Gulf, same thing for Bashar first to will have SU-57 He sends his sisters to prostitute themselves in the Middle East He was so ignorant of art of war that his sultans had called in black slaves for the military posts He is the only one to have defeated Islamist terrorists in his country and to have recovered from them, and his expertise in the fight against terrorism is recognized worldwide He housed and supported terrorists while Algeria was fighting them He founded his capital Largest producer of Cannabis in the world, with which he wants to poison his neighbors and Europe He betrayed the Palestinian cause His capital was founded by an Algerian He lives in a despotism, if he would try to make opposition, the Makhzen would make him sit on a bottle, literally A good dilpmate, He has good relations with rival or enemy countries between them (Usa / China-Russia, Iran / Saudi Arabia, North Korea / South Korea ...), he saved the American hostages during the islamic revolution of Iran by signing with Israel His people are the most dishonest in the world He kicked out Moroccans in 1975 in response to the Sultan's decree of March 2, 1973, which dispossessed Algerians living in Morocco of their property His sultans appealed to France to conquer him together His country has Tariq Ibn Zyad He waited until Algeria was in conflict with France to steal its territories during the treaty of lalla maghnia He has Prince Abdelkader who gave France a hard time until he was betrayed by the Moroccan He lives in poverty, his HDI is lower than that of Libya, everything is just a showcase

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Virgin Bessie vs. Chad Master Car

The Virgin Bessie THE CHAD MASTER CAR Driver says stupid things while driving, like "Great balls of fire!" Ugly piss-yellow colour Cool red Has no time paintwork for slow coaches stupid woman's name Wise and Fast af descriptive name 4 wheels is too many Has a sensible number of wheels MAS 1 WHO T Driver Dumb Slow and old Hilariously clever numberplate has great numberplate, not even based on its driver's name quips

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"The Virgin Instagram THE CHAD tumblr #IM GOIGNFKENDK. comments section tagviewer AAAAAAAAAAAAA #BARK BARK BARK "this is awesome! you did such a great job #AWWWWWWWWEERF- OUCH! FXFHJOIJYUOJIO #RAAAAGGHRRRR #HELLOO?????!????? HELLO????? ARGGHH BARKBARK BARK #I AM RATTLING THE GRRR BARS OF MY CAGE #ННННННGGGGGHHH- #UHHRUUEUU- HGHHH UEEEEEEEERRIRI #НННННННGGAHSJK- SKAKALA #OHOUHOGHOUOHO

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The virgin Parkinson's disease VS the chad dementia / alzheimer's

the virgin Parkinson's disease the chad dementia / Alzheimer's gets nam flashbacks despite never being in nam is otherwise a completely normal just chaos all the time person has no idea who, where or what he is, just knows that he is superior to everyone and everything has broken out of the hospital 12 times today, guards don't resist because they know its futile doesnt do anything exciting, its just debilitating makes limbs all shaky, incredibly annoying has forgotten how to die, is now immortal has a short term memory of about 3 seconds, truly lives in the moment doesnt know how to feel pain no concept of time, does whatever he wants whenever he conscious the whole time and has to deal with it wants really sad and fully aware of his situation aggressively pisses pants when threatened no clue what's going on and frankly doesn't give a s---

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the virgin Mai Shiranui vs the chad Shermie

Apparently too "sexy" for Smash which already has Bayonetta and Zero Suit Samus - lets face it, its cuz she Has been desperately trying and failing to bang Andy for like 20 years (not even the cooler Bogard brother) STINKS!!!!!! Just fearlessly shoves opponents head in her crotch Can't see s--- but it doesn't affect her fighting prowess 92cm bust 87cm bust Plays the keytar in a kickass band with her two twink friends Her earth-quaking thighs are the only weapons she needs Has to use flame magical powers and paper fan weapons just to win a fight Doesn't give a f---, just comes back from the dead

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The Virgin Cop vs. The Chad Pizza Guy

The Virgin Cop The Chad Pizza Guy Will bring you your pizza on time, A beloved essential rain or shine Often too late worker A tool of the bourgeois to the scene to HOT Tel: (555) 555-5555 Fresh Enjoy! do any good Has a hero complex; thinks he is owed thanks merely for existing Only protects capital and property Scared of dogs; will probably shoot Brings hot, delicious pizza to Will not shoot your dog your door yours Probably racist Humble, nice, Will ask some questions professional Will ask you to take a feedback survey and never follow up with you His mere presence almost Hides in traffic to Everyone loves always creates generate revenue for the state him Car is clearly marked and visible unease Not even that likely to die on the job Statistically Inadequately Extensively trained and likely ServSafe more likely to die on the job than a police trained certified officer

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Peer Reviewed Journal Article vs. Blog Post

The Virgin Peer Reviewed Journal Article vs. The Chad Blog Post Incoherent rants no one can debunk Wins every online argument Paper rejected by 7 journals before publication TOR You have to pay to see it So no one does Uses whatever text he wants 4 paragraphs Doesn't need sources Quickly debunked by other academics Anyone can view it for free Posts from home Blog is viewed by millions in his underwear Never eited by others No one ever reads it Isn't beholden to Took one year to complete any academics Works for a think tank Total intellectual Updates blog whenever or University Work is completely beholden to mainstream thought freedom he wants 20 pages with 100+ feetnotes

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Virgin Voter / Chad Civil War (in Spanish)

THE VIRGIN VOTANTE "NO PERO ESTA VEZ NO CREE QUE SU NOS VA A CAGAR" VOTO VALE ALGO SU PARTIDO LITERALMENTE CONDENADO A ELEGIR ENTRE Z PARTIDOS DE MIERDA O UNA OPCIÓN QUE QUIERE LO MISMO QUE EL QUE ODIA espert NUNCA GANA "GRACIAS POR TANTO ALFONSÍN O" "VAMOS QUE EL 2223 LO DAMOS VUELTA" VOTO TIENE LIBROS DE LITERALMENTE POLITICOS ELIGE ENTRE OFELIA FERNANDEZ Y EL DIPY THE CHAD GUERRA CIVIL HACE ESTO CADA VEZ QUE EL GOBIERNO HACE ALGO QUE NO LE GUSTA othereoobUT PARA SI MISMO SIN AYUDA DE NADIE, A PERONISMO REPUBLICANO MIS HVEVOS TOMA EL PODER NO TOCO UNA CACEROLA EN SU LO BANCA TODO EL PUEBLO VIDA NO SABE QUE ES LA DEMOCRACIA PERO NO LE GUSTA NUNCA VOTO MATA A LOS POLITICOS OFICIALISTAS Y A.LOS DE LA OPOSICIÓN. DESTRUYE DÉCADAS DE CORRUPCIÓN EN ) DIA NO ESTA INDIGNADO NI NADA SOL0 LE PINTO2 ETWITTER? QUE LOS PUNTEROS ES ESO? SINDICALES LE TENEN MIEDO

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Virgin Two Scoops vs Stacy Puberty Induced BOOBA

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"Anti-Racist" Virgins vs Colorblind Chads

THE "ANTI-RACIST" VIRGINS THE COLORBLIND CHADS abuse the word 'racism" so much, they no longer understand what it even means don't need to remind anyone they're anti-racist - their genuine friendship speaks for itselr unironically judge everyone based on race and befriend only sell-hating whites and self-victimizing minorilies views based on basic human will label everyone they disagree with as a "racist", so Ihey can keep pretending to fight racism decency and rational thinking race is only a matter of appearance and human nature is the same regardless of looks believe that a white guy who says the n-word while rapping a song made by a black artist is as racist as the KKK wizard WHITE secretly want to start a race war toxic losers who try to redeem themselves by pretending to care about social issues think that looting Nike stores and setting random cars on fire will end racism in the US understand these are only jokes and will laugh at racist jokes, as they mentally still in the past - always bringing up siavery and racial segregalion are based on common stereotypes that don't reflect reality talk so much about KKK and alt-right that white supremacists are thankful for free publicity believe that racism is about understand that slavery and racial segregation is a "always opressed poc vs, the evil white privleged males" thing of the past and don't judge modern day people by the atrocities of their ancestors

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Chad Human Cleric vs Virgin Elf Cleric

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super smash bros is fun i guess

the virgin brawl fan THE CHAD MELEE FAN *trip* uses CRTS like the chad he is Sexploits glitches if he can emulătes like a chad Uşes mommy's LCD a--- about his smell AND others' smell "hey mom can we buy brawl again?" "trip* smells bad, dgesn't give à f--- about it OUCH! Wired controllers (if he uses any) not scared of piracy tripping *trip scared of glitches scared of piracy AND emulation not tripping

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Virgin vs. Chad - Steven Virginverse vs. The Chad Ninjago

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THE VIRGIN Vs THE CHAD NINJAGO STEVEN UNIVERSE WAS BORN WITH THE POTENTIAL FOR POWERS, BUT HAD TO WORK HARD TO EVEN SCRATCH THE SURFACE OF THEIR POWERS HAS 7 MAIN CHARACTERS, NEVER FEELS CLUTTERED ISN'T AFRAID TO MENTION DEATH OR HAVE DARK THEMES, DESPITE BEING LEGO "THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP" CHAD PLANNING AHEAD, HINTED AT SOMETHING IN SEASON 1 FOR IT TO COME TRUE IN SEASON 5 EASILY RECOGNIZABLE BY COLOR ALONE CONSIDERED AN "EVERGREEN" SERIES LIKE LEGO CITY AND STAR WARS BY THE LEGO COMPANY, MEANING THAT IT IS EVER PROFITABLE "THE POWER OF SKILL AND TRAINING" MITCHMASH OF COLORS BORN SPECIAL, HAD POWERS "JUST BECAUSE" COLOR CODED CHARACTERS, EACH WITH THEIR OWN DISTINCT, INTERESTING PERSONALITY LOTS OF FILLER, EVEN IF THEY SHOULD BE BUSY BADASS ELEMENTAL POWERS THAT REQUIRE CONSTANT TRAINING TO USE GOOD BUT ONLY SOPPY MUSIC HAS ONLY ONE LOVE INTEREST NO FILLER, ALWAYS FOCUSED ON STORY OR CHARACTERS GREAT CHARACTER VOICES STRONG, REALISTIC RELATIONSHIPS. ALL THE NINJAS ARE SHIPPED WITH ANOTHER CCOULD ALL HAVE A REALISTIC, NON CREEPY POLYAMOUROUSRELATIONSHIP WITH EACHOTHER) THE SAME INTRO FOR THE WHOLE SHOW TRAUMU GETS IN THE WAY OF THE CHARACTERS DOING THINGS HAS AMAZING MUSIC BY "THE FOLD" THAT PUMPS YOU UP THEMES OF SELF SACRIFICE AND MOVING ON VIRGIN CHILD PROTAGONIST CHARACTERS HAVE TRAUMA, BUT DOESN'T LET THAT STOP THEM SINCE SAVING THE WORLD IS MORE IMPORTANT THEN THEMSELVES CREATIVE FANDOM THAT SHOWS THEIR PASSION FOR THE SHOW ALL ABOUT STEVEN, NOONE ELSE REALLY GETS ANY ATTENTION UNLESS HE'S AROUND A WHOLE SEASON CAN BE DEDICATED TO THE DEVELOPMENT OF 1 CHARACTER CHARACTERS HAVE STRONG FAMILIAL BONDS, WHETHER THEY ARE TIGHT OR COMPLICATED WITH THEIR FAMILY CHARACTERS THAT SEEM TO BE BASIC CARBOARD CUTOUTS, BUT SHOWS THAT THEY ARE SO MUCH MORE GOT INITIAL POPULARITY BY BEING LEGO, PROVED ITS WORTH BY BEING A FANTASTIC SERIES HAS 1 OUTFIT FOR YEARS CHAD YOUNG ADULT PROTAGONISTS GREAT SIDE CHARACTERS THAT HAVE THEIR OWN LIVES AND ARE FINE WITH ONLY OCCASIONALLY APPEARING MASTER WU LITERALLY LET HIS FIRST PUPIL DIE LOL COSTUMES CONSTANTLY CHANGING AND ON THE HEIGHT OF FASHION HAS 12 SEASONS ALREADY, CONFIRMED TO HAVE A 13TH ON THE WAY EVER CHANGING INTROS, ALWAYS REWATCHABLE HINTS AT PLOT POINTS WITHOUT BEING OBVIOUS OBVIOUS PLOT POINTS EVERYONE KNEW SINCE SEASON 1

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