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DA RIBBON OF ALPHA FEMALE ONLY HAVE SEX WITH HER PLUSH BEAR WINGS OF ULTIMATE VIRGINITY HAVE MORE THAN 9 GILRFRIENDS HAS NO FRIENDS SEXY BLACK-WHITE CLOTHES MEN DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT HER EXISTENCE FIRST PERSON WHOUSED DAMMAKU EATING HER BUDDIES AFTER HARD SEX AND DON'T ASKING A PERMISION 0

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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Virgin Eukaryote vs Chan Prokaryote

CHAD EUKARYOTE Virgin Prokaryote 2 TO 1000 TIMES MORE SWOLE THAN BETA PROKARYOTE VIRGINS FORMS GIANT ORGANISMS WITH BROS AND DOMINATES THE 2 EARTH Tiny PACKING SO MUCH DNA HE NEEDS A NUCLEUS TO CONTAIN IT Pathetic little circles of DNA CONSUMED A MITOCHONDRION PROKARYOTE VIRGIN AND MADE IT'S ENTIRE BLOODLINE HIS BITCH Weak due to inefficient respiration Usually has a weird greasy layer Never made an organism

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Virgin Ranger vs Chad Soldier by Bottlecap_Prophet

The "Virgin" Ranger The "CHAD" Soldier Back hurts from carrying quiver al day. Posture ruined from crouching and firing her bow Uses guns to make lots of noise. Fearlessly drawing zombies over to slaughter them Constanty complains and whines Spends al game as a lookout, cant handle real obs Constantly brags about last night despite spending all night alone Aways has a positive tone. knows his commander appreciates his attitude Low Health, Delicate_ Testosterone fueled war cries allow him to kil countless zombies without rest Strong enough to wear heavy armor and can jog with it on for hours Useless after the soldiers can be trained Can only run away from fast Uses a bow and arrow, too weak to handle a real gun Hates the colony, wishes they would stop bulying her Tanky, can shrug off lesser zombies attacks like they are nothing Good posture from years of training Can walk the entire map with a straight and proud back Loved by the colony, always asked to party but is too busy killing zombies

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The Virgin Normie vs The Chad 2D King by spaghettifellout

The Virgin Normie The Chad 2D King Clouds so phat they call him hurricane irma Body of a greek godclassy hat Lustrous Uncomfortable with his interests because he thinks people will laugh at him for being different Disgusting iced gem hairdo makes his head look like a testicle Knowledge of a PHD in physics to maximise the mane of hair A J manly beard settings on his trusty "Vaping? nah man thats gay I only smoke weed 420 bro hahal" Women flock to him, but he remains faithful to his waifu Never coughed in his life has facebook Skinnyfat Wears supreme becouse he thinks it makes him look cool, instead looks like a total wanker literal soyboy tier body body hair grown from raw Constantly anxious about his girlfriend cheating on him, has developed ananxiety disorder as a result at ease, because he knows his qt 2D GF can't leave him like real women do bodyspray companies pay him millions for sweat somples to make their products attroct women f------ beanpole legs morepocketsmorepussy jpg has never seen an anime in his life hangs out with the roadmen and smokes weed to look hard. Coughs on every pull Only refers to females respectfully as "m lady Calves to make atlass huge bulge only fit to be pleasured by his Orgasmotron Pleasure Master 3000 jealous Watches football but secretly has no clue what is going on and has no interest in the game hurt by his 2 sizes too small nike airmaxes because the shop didn't have his size and he won't wear anything else Nekoworks paid him to feature his OC catgirl waifu in their Nekopara OVA Comfy yet sturdy combat boots for mazimum walking efficiency sheep who buys apple products and call of duty games when its literally the same thing every year 300IQ from watching rick and morty Has a group of "friends" who only hang about with him to make fun of him. He Veteren of 3 meme wars Extensive knowledge in politics from browsing /pol/ daily hey secrethy thinks its all a joke butt hate him d beyond WOKE as f---, has transcende conventional media for sheeple

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The Virgin Chief see-through visor so he can look his enemy in the eye THE CHAD SLAVER teams up with his enemy out of desperation basic weapons that rip through everything through sheer willpower teams up with the UAC just to destroy the UAC Weapons are ineffective to combat the flood wears smelly beat up armor to ceremonies in order to hide his face upgradeable suit, doesn't need to be issued can kill demons naked if he wants girlfriend is an Al that reflects his a new one needs armor to enhance strength mommy issues kills his superiors and blatantly cuts off communication with them takes orders from superiors kills enemies only to get to his obiective kills every single demon he sees out of pure anger has to sneak to melee kill even the weakest of his enemies has literally never snuck up to an enemy in his life. rips them apart very loudly instead doesn't drive vehicles, preferring a confident stride at very high speeds instead ability to drive multiple vehicles because has no faith in himself fights space monkeys fights barons of hell armor sucks, needs covenant based energy shield systems to stop it from being destroyed armor is literallv impervious to all damage

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The virgin chemist vs The chad physicst by Comrade_Pingu_1917

Math consists of nothing but statistics The Virgin Chemist Can only do his research in his university Spends entire day in the lab. Never does anything exciting No one can name any chemists Has never seen a lab in his life Types everything in MS Word. Shells out $100 for loads of work Wears a labcoat and goggles to be safe Uses the models made by physicsts but non of the actual physics In the ranks of Einstein, Feynman, and Planck The only people doing more math than him are borin Will quit before grad school and become a teacher at a s----- high school g mathematicians Creates the models that chemists The Chad Theoretical Physicst use and that experimentalists test Writes his PhD thesis in a week. Still does a perfect defense and becomes a researcher the next day Writes everything in LaTeX and uses the extra $100 to buy Mathematica Can do his research anywhere Wears shirts and ties because they're comfy

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THE VIRGIN BLUNDERFAIL THE CHAD TOUHOU Creator sold soul to Andrew Hussie Creator sold his soul for beer money Reinvigourated Sh'M'ups in the West and the East Dude, Earthbound LMAO A f------ skeleton Characters are all cute women Never recieved criticism Destroyed by anyone normal Characters aren't memorable I drew Miss Hakurei from memory, I think I did pretty well Deviantart-tier p--- 99% of hentai is great Fanbase is kids bullied for being overwhelmingly losers Fanbase is sweet little boys who have never been bullied Furry fanfics are the only fanwork Story is as one dimensional as characters Fanwork for anything you could think of Memes as cryptic as characters

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