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The Virgin Metal Gear Storytelling declined in quality after Janky & shallow stealth. Tomokazu Fukushima's departure. Unrightfully credited as the first stealth Used to be great until MGS4. game series. Had to burrow Too many forced action sequences for a "stealth" game. ideas from better stealth games. The Brad Hitman Absolution was so Had a very rough start. bad, it almost killed the series. Second game aged like milk. Dramatically improved after Absoluteshit. Dull protagonist despite cool design. Blood Money still is one of the finest stealth games ever made. The Chad Tenchu Rikimaru inspired the only good character in Naruto. The first 3D stealth game series. Brutal & stylish stealth kills. Peacefully retired into the shadows. First game has a God-tier OST. Its spiritual successor rightfully won 2019's GOTY. The Thad Splinter Cell Not a single bad Spies vs. Mercenaries is mainline installment. still an innovative multiplayer feature. Lighting so High-tech gadgets good, it's literally avant garde. that'd make James Bond jealous. Protagonist is voiced by Michael Ironside Chaos Theory (minus in Blacklist). rivals Thief 2 in sheer quality. The Lad Thief Fanbase create Rich & unparalled atmosphere. high quality mods, even to this day. XXXXX Hill Part of the top echelon of Giga I.Q. level design. immersive sims. OG trilogy is so legendary; its s----- reboot couldn't even tarnish its reputation. Relatable, lovable, & snarky protagonist. XXXXX

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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I think people give Absolution a bad rap. Or at least for the wrong reasons.

Absolution is not a bad game. It's just a really shitty Hitman game. It's a fine narrative driven linear game (not great, but good enough), but the entire point of the Hitman series is being basically a collection of small sandboxes with goals to achieve within them however you please; completely at odds with a linear story driven experience.

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Cool, I don't see Thief mentioned too often anymore. Deadly Shadows got a lot of shit too, but it made up for it with some awesome levels like Shalebridge cradle and the House of the widow Moira. The 2014 reboot gutted almost everything that made Thief great, I like to pretend it never existed.

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