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VIRGIN GOY CHAD JEW >Teh jooz! >With Jews you lose! >112 IQ Genius, but still maintains a humble demeanour >Seriously thinks there's a Jewish conspiracy to enslave the world muh shekels >Advances science by winning 1/3rd of all Nobel Prizes >Israel stole the Palestinian's land! > Invented Polio vaccine, nuclear physics, stainless steel.. etc. (Jews are the real Kangz) >Jews suck baby penises! >Runs Hollywood, making movies loved by billions. >Jews did 9/11 >Runs Facebook and Google, helping billions find friends and search the net >Runs the banks, helps millions get credit to buy houses and start businesses. >Run Israel, the only 1st world country in the Middle East.

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Posted by Anon (ID:jEL5TYr1) No.240611762 on 4chan's /pol/ – "politically incorrect" board on Friday, 24. January 2020. This meme is meant to downgrade Goys and praise Jews. The thread gained little traction and received only five replies.

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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Saint Chad, the Slayer of Gizzard

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Virgin Facts v. CHAD FEELINGS

the virgin facts THE CHAD FEELINGS UNIQUE TO CANNOT BE PUT mostly bunch of boring numbers EVERY PERSON same for everyone IN NUMBERS you need school to get them YOU ARE BORN WITH THEM EVERY GREAT ARTIST CARED DEEPLY ABOUT Only Ben Shapiro cares about them THEM MUST BE EXPRESED IN can be expresed in normal letters CAPS LOCK

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Virgin Side View v. Chad Front View

Please forgive me for what Thave made in MS Paint Virgin Side View Chad Front View

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The Becky Star Butterfly v. THE CHAD FANBOY

The Becky Star Butterfly THE CHAD FANBOY The characters are still relatable We were supposed to root for this character (just like Captain Marvel) Started out as a simple SpongeBob knockoff, but gotten better a couple episodes later Started to get horrible by Season 3 A kino series finale but yet people want more Series finale was hot garbage Not really funny at times Even the fans and haters still praise another show, Glitch Techs, created by the same guy Funnier and funnier Fans horrifyingly ship characters in the series unironically and were made Inspired by weeb s--- every passing viewing into the show Does nihilistic, chaotic thingse creator doesn't have another show yet Inspired by the times at 7-11 Has earned a cult following over the years despite being the main protagonist He and Chum Chum are powerful "BRAAAAAAIIIIN FREEEEEEZE!" "i'm from another dimension" li'l beasts Creepy 20-to-40-year-old cartoon skeptic manchildren praised this show Does not talk down to its core audience Kids love the show but skeptic consoomer manchildren get p----- off without giving it a chance, "MEN EVIL, RACISM BAD, WAKE UP SHEEPLES."

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NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES - THE CAD (no relation)

The Cad Shaved his ungainly hair as a first step to regaining some semblance of normality The former Lad, who has come to terms with who and what he is now and no longer trying so hard to be a Chad. Can now fit through most doors Ironically this makes him more of a Chad than he ever was as Lad Uses self-deprecating humor to help cope with his situation. Plays up his former Laddishness for fun Taught himself to use his tongue and hands to have sex to overcome his unusable penis He's such a Cad Still has urges to act out in a Lad manner, but channels them into his sense of humor and other non-destructive Just waiting for the right partner actions. Uses wheelbarrow to move his penis around rather than dragging it on the Probably won't be accepted by most people either way floor Is fine with that.

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Hide and Seek (read description before commenting or rating)

TRICK The Virgin not hiding very well This isn't a real Chad, just his cardboard figure to trick Virgin into believing that he is still hidden virgin can't stop giggling like a little girl Virgin hasn't rralizaed yet, but he already lost He thinks that he is safe at this spot Bottom Text Virgin hasn't seen him in weeks No man on Earth, including himself, knows where Chad is Chad has been here for so long that he tamed a snake and called it Bruce This is how you play hide and seek The Chad hiding in the equatorial junhles The Brad not playing hide and seek and watcing soap opera marathon instead Pretty lame tbh He can be easely attacked from here, clueless Could've watcb space opera marathon instead, too virgin to do that Look at the quality shadows on Brad though, this is the highest quality you'll get from this meme The Basic, seeketh for the Lords of Cinder Just Basic doing his basic boring things, nothing to see here, let's move on The Thad sneaking into Zad's house and hiding Zad's helmet to force him into the game Huehuehuehue, Zad's gonna be mad Thad, you better hide good Now he is the only human being that seen Zad's face Maybe in the next frame his face will appear? Oh, nevermind uhh... i think that we better leave them both alone THAD The Lad stealing the coffin with a dead man from the funreal Unrelated to the meme, literally just Lad stealing dead man from the funreal I'm so tired of this that i don't care anymore why the f--- Lad doing this s---

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DARK SOULS [Virgin v. Chad edition]

Can't engage enemies at close range. Spams crystal souls spears from distance To deal respactable damage needs to dump tons of points into int. Lacks hp and stamina S--- in pvp, even an overloaded infant can dodge his spells The Incel Inteligence Too insecure in real life. Feels the need to pretend to be cool online Edgy as f--- Ganks every boss, fears the challange Spams R1 Probably a mall ninja Will summon his overleveled friend if invaded The Virgin Dexterity Fire is pretty effective against most enemies Alright damage at all levels Can use some of the best infiusions in the game Needs to invest in a lot of diffrent stats Spells are still easy to dodge The Basic Removed R1 from Pyromancer his controller. Only attacks with charged Dual wields heaviest R2 weapons at his disposal Never touched magic in his life Does not need armor due to his flawless dodges Very healthy body due to mossfruit diet Beat all bosses solo on his first playthrough The Chad Strength Has endgame gear in the first area Takes pleasure in destroying new players Can and will point down Made his character green, what a briliant and If someone sends him hatemail, he just hacks into his console and funny thing to do! deletes all of his golden pine resins Didn't beat The Lad Twink game once, his slave just dropped him all items

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Virgin H3H3 v. CHAD MUTA

famous for vaping sorry guys, I f----- up annoys people tired old jokes shows you how to identify scams and viruses when he talks makes fun of people politics hindi s--- nobody understands online for being weird instrumental theme song doesn't want to associate with him this is how you setup the ultimate VM le cough to make up for lack of personalit Mutahardm isn't scared of the deep web dresses like retard for vaped by ABC 7 youtube is just a hobby, actualy owns a stripclub attention news to distract israli the anchorman does not steal your money got sued like a bitch tries to sell dumb teddy bear merch wishes he could be like joe rogan ladies and gentlement... sam hyde wannabe fans write unironic fanfic loves stories deletes old edgy videos of himself about him wife stole Jon Lajoie outfit did one dumb rant, nobody watched it used to be kinda why did i sub to that guy? funny but isn't anymore instantly makes you muthard

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The Virgin Making Logical Sense THE COV-NPAA Composed of matter Limited by the rules of "reality" Only 2 dimensional Has a physical form Thinks, acts, and exists in a linear timeline Can't even QV£¢%%°~¶A]]]Q

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Virgin Bullet v. CHAD PILOT

The virgin Bullet The chad Pilot His charm and good looks Kills his own kind even impress Bello with no remorse Looks like a pimp Who needs keys? LOL Relies on Blasphemy Doesn't even function properly when damaged Can turn Lich Just a generic enemy with a cape into his bich Has bad starting aim to challenge himself Used to hang out with a bird in space His body shape barely allows for a dodgeroll Can't take damage from contact (baby mode) Has an amazing passive item unique to him Literally blows up a gigantic mothership No personality No emotion Is a shameless Zelda reference

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Virgin school shooter vs chad sky king

The virgin school shooter The chad Sky King Useless s--- who can't get through highschool Productive member of society with a job, wife and kids needs to kill people doesn't hurt a single to feel like his life was soul worth anything does it because he was bullied just got bored of life one day leaves poor survivors with hospital dept takes money from billionaire airline crashes an airplane and unoriginally dies by shooting himself CEOS starts a forest fire cries and bitches while killing jokes and f---- around with air traffic control lifts heavy bags into a plane can't even do a pushup can't fly a plane in GTA V does a barrell roll in real life

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INTRODUCTION KAIDO vs The Actual Kaido

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Virgin vs. Chad - Virgin Goy vs. Chad Jew (by Anon (ID:jEL5TYr1) No.240611762)

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VIRGIN GOY CHAD JEW >Teh jooz! >With Jews you lose! >112 IQ Genius, but still maintains a humble demeanour >Seriously thinks there's a Jewish conspiracy to enslave the world muh shekels >Advances science by winning 1/3rd of all Nobel Prizes >Israel stole the Palestinian's land! > Invented Polio vaccine, nuclear physics, stainless steel.. etc. (Jews are the real Kangz) >Jews suck baby penises! >Runs Hollywood, making movies loved by billions. >Jews did 9/11 >Runs Facebook and Google, helping billions find friends and search the net >Runs the banks, helps millions get credit to buy houses and start businesses. >Run Israel, the only 1st world country in the Middle East.

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