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Virgin signs Anonymous 2016-04-23 19:49:48 Post No. 28073297 [Report] Quoted Thread images: 12 by: >>28073318 2280 ー>>28074241 >>28074359 >228074416 >>28074529 >>28075296 >>28077652 >228077764 -28078179 28078309 28079493 ITT: Ways to tell if someone is a virgin ong fingernails on men they don't know if they snore >the infamous virgin walk What is the virgin walk? Anonymous 2016-04-23 19:51:16 Post No.28073318 [Report] Quoted by: 2807336528074192 28074452 >28074481 28074529 >28077159>28077446 >28081814 >28073297 >What is the virgin walk Explain Anonymous 2016-04-23 19:53:09 Post No.28073358 [Report Quoted by: 28074529 Just a myth to make virgins feel insecure A virgin who hears that concept will be conscious about the way he walks, so he'll feel uncomfortable every time he walks and reveal his virginity to others Don't fall for this meme, kids Anonymous 2016-04-23 19:53:21 Post No.28073365 [Report] S> Swinging vour arms Anonymous 2016-04-23 20:33:42 Post No.28074192 [Report Quoted by: 28074214280744702807452928075150 28079744 28079787 Hands in your pockets and always looking down. Also looking down when you walk past someone hot.

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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