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The Virgin Blazkowicz -shoulder cannon is a flamethrower basically the f------ predator father is a generic racist and grenade launcher entire body is crippled, needs exosuit EVERYONE is scared of him even humans -chooses to wear armor that is an extension of his abilities, can fight ass naked if needed to communism is great ecks dee legends are written about how dangerous and lethal he is all of his friends are assholes except for his expecting girlfriend -even satan pisses himself -has to fight nazis for american freedomT absolutely f------ ripped at the thought of him has a hell energy swor has like 20 weapons on him -only the nazis are scared of him fights the forces of hell for the entire human race has to be political due to current social climate -people give him no credit whatsoever all at once -has only like 7 weapons in total variety of mods for his weapons -has to sprint to run -grapple hook that latches onto demon:s would be perfect as the pope travelled across the universe across dimensions his running speed IS his walking speed people worship and bow to hinm

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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the virgin innawoods brings no less than 15 people with him, loves the social interaction brings no food, only hunts, animals are honored to die by his hand wears basic bitch cam like flecktarn or M81 wants to blend in believes in skinwalkers skinwalkers are afraid of him only owns a GP WASR with canted sights and no bayonet lug only carries 1 gun, doesn't even shoot it much because he's afraid of recoil has never seen camo before in his life goes alone, has no friends interested in going innawoods brought a tent brings only the most powerful and expensive guns and shoots them as often as physically possible makes no attempt at stealth. stomps through the woods as loudly as possible walks quietly to avoid detection the chad talker doesnt even need boots just wears clogs wears sneakers, doesn't even own a pair of boots

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The MCU Virgin Hulk Chad Lee Hulk Only had one movie while literally all of his peers gets sequels Brave enough to start his own solo movie, and plan a sequel with the same cast "LOL HULK TOSS PUNY GODS AROUND Has to be squeezed into other films to get some form of plot Got his ass beat by some frog-faced purple dude from space HULK SO FUNNY!" Videogame is canon as a sequel with original story and a ton of iconic comic villains, even established fighting moves used for Ultimate Destruction "Puny Human'" Left more of an impact than later reboot, for better or worse Want Planet Hulk? Have THOR Ragnarok instead Dealt with child abuse, animal testing, 50 years worth of lore is being tossed like BK food rapper murder, and emotinal unstability in a mature and dark nature Studio is too incompetent A decent portrayal of a modernized take on the comic origins, from Bruce's family problems to a radiation device exploding in his face to try another solo film Cries like a baby when aliens shoot at him Punched mutant dogs in the crotch, tossed tanks miles away with his bare hands, covers miles in a single lea catches missles and spits them back at choppers, and shrugged off a direct shot from a tank Played by two different actors when evervone else staved in their roles Videogame based off of first film poorly retold plot elements from movie as main plot Deafeated his villain dad, with the powers to absorb and control nature, just by screaming at him

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needs to inject green s--- into his veins to live Dr Hans Virgin is a century old nazi a------ has three obvious weakspots needs to grab players to heal himself uses outdated ww2 guns uses lame exosuit THE CHADRIARCH cool glasses sees zeds as his children,a true family man implanted a rocket launcher and minigun onto his body weakspot is his arm and stomach mouth, shrugs off headshots like it's nothing carries healing syringes like a smart person experimented on himself because he's not a p---- funny.ce

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The Virgin Blazkowicz -shoulder cannon is a flamethrower basically the f------ predator father is a generic racist and grenade launcher entire body is crippled, needs exosuit EVERYONE is scared of him even humans -chooses to wear armor that is an extension of his abilities, can fight ass naked if needed to communism is great ecks dee legends are written about how dangerous and lethal he is all of his friends are assholes except for his expecting girlfriend -even satan pisses himself -has to fight nazis for american freedomT absolutely f------ ripped at the thought of him has a hell energy swor has like 20 weapons on him -only the nazis are scared of him fights the forces of hell for the entire human race has to be political due to current social climate -people give him no credit whatsoever all at once -has only like 7 weapons in total variety of mods for his weapons -has to sprint to run -grapple hook that latches onto demon:s would be perfect as the pope travelled across the universe across dimensions his running speed IS his walking speed people worship and bow to hinm

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Generic Nick

Generic Nick

Aug 17, 2018 at 03:45PM EDT in reply to Gouf Troop

You see, sometimes it's better to live in blissful ignorance.
So…

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TheMysteriousGray

TheMysteriousGray

Aug 17, 2018 at 10:22PM EDT

Add to this:

-suicidally depressed and mopey

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-perpetually overloaded with righteous fury and vengeance

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