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THE CHAD SCP-682 THE VIRGIN SCP-096 -Always puts up a killer show for everyone in the foundation while being monitored. Steals the spotlight from literaly any SCP ever -Manlet compared to other SCPS KETER!!! -Boring and unoriginal theme; "Oh its slender man again" -Overdramatic baby -Screams like an autistic child whenever people looks at his hideous apperance -Low budget The Witch from L4D (REDACTED) up EUCLID -Feared and respected by the whole foundation. Everyone in the facility has heard 5 m x 5 m x 5 m airtight steel -TFW Higly Intelligient and unending hatred Extremely high speed, strenght and reflexes containment cube about it -Pale skin and minimal muscle and fat, problaly hasent seen daylight in his life -Literaly unkillable monster -Even know, being monitored 24/7, doesnt do anything interesting or mumbling to himself suspicious. just crying and -Must be contained in the highest security -Similar aesthetic to a crocodile. measures available with acid hazzards. Still One of the largest SCPS in its category able to perform containment breach several times -The "manchild of the SCP Foundation"

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SCP VIRGIN-096 vs. SCP CHAD-682


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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Uploaded Jun 24, 2019 at 04:35PM EDT

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Virgin vs. Chad

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