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KICKASS CHALLENGES LIKE "ROCK HARD THE CHAD STICKMAN FIGHTING ANIMATION the virgin storytime animation GLADIATORS" ARE BASED AROUND THESE limpwristed collabs starring two or three familiar voices miserable cancer of late STILL MANAGES TO BE COOL DESPITE SOUNDING UNAPOLOGETICALLY A CINEMATIC BUFFET FOR THE EYES mild, slow-paced and boring, visual equivalent to oatmeal stage internet culture LIKE A SERIES OF ROMAN THEMED GAY P--- FILMS UNIRONICALLY BADASS RELIC OF THE GOLDEN AGE OF YOUTUBE HAS CYBORGS AND NINJAS AND DRAGONS has minimal use of violence, despite mostly being made with expensive, software, fails to be even remotely entertaining EVERY VIDEO HAS A BODY COUNT AND WIZARDS BECAUSE garners its appeal through a futile attempt at relatability EXCEEDING THE THOUSANDS WHY THE F--- NOT only popular because the merciless, monstrous youtube algorithm favours it ORIGINATED ON PRIMEVAL PRE-YOUTUBE soul-crushingly mundane FORUMS LIKE FLUIDANIMS AND STICKPAGE not a single piece of media outside of boring, sloppily animated videos dedicated to this genre RUNS ON RULE OF COOL dictated by the capricious hivemind of HAS GAMES BASED ON internet trends IT LIKE STICK FIGHT AND created somewhere on INFLUENCED BY STICK EMPIRES instagram or facebook or some other s--- SHONEN ANIME AND the 'animators' of this sort of content are have no THE POWER FANTASIES more than a millilitre of artistic integrity above that of your average social media influencer normie website before OF TEENAGE BOYS it got on youtube ANIMATORS FROM 3RD WORLD COUNTRIES BECOME SUPERSTARS OVERNIGHT - A COMMUNITY MORE DIVERSE drawn by suicidal, only english speakers can gain any sort of fame in the community due its monologue heavy nature ANIMATED BY HOTBLOODED THAN ANY PROGRESSIVE PLATITUDES WILL ACHIEVE cynical adult millenials TWEENAGE MILLENIALS DYNAMIC, DIVERSE ARTSTYLES FULL OF BOYISH ADOLESCENT AUDACITY LIKE GILDEDGUY'S ANIMATION literally just a crudely drawn slideshow with an apathetic voiceover will soon be forgotten within a couple of years DOMINATED YOUTUBE ONCE, YET THE ART IS STILL BEING USES TOILET HUMOUR BECAUSE IT'S HILARIOUS PRESERVED BY ASIANS relies on 'witty' self aware modern humour humble protagonists that anyone can relate to KICKASS MARY SUES WITH LIMITED CHARACTER DESIGN OPPORTUNITIES DUE TO STICK FIGURE DRAWING CONVENTIONS: DEVIANTART-TIER BACKSTORIES infinite creative freedom, yet every single STILL HAS MANY MEMORABLE CHARACTERS AND SUPER COOL POWERS storytime animator's avatar looks the same LIKE XIAO XIAO, FLLFLL, HYUN, UMBRELLA, YOYO OMNIPRESENT, IMMUTABLE BLACK LINE REPRESENTS THE FUNDAMENTS OF THE UNIVERSE ON WHICH THE COSMIC FORCES OF GOOD AND EVIL DO BATTLE

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the virgin storytime animation vs. THE CHAD STICKMAN FIGHTING ANIMATION


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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