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The Virgin DIO The Chad Diavolo Uses one of the most overpowered Stands in the series Needs Joestar Needs to stay out Wears experimental styles, doesn't give a blood to raise his of sunlight like a huge nerd ability's power s--- Gives Enya 5 Stand Arrows, he still makes a bigger army with just 1 Wears heart symbols like a giant tool So obviously evil he gets found out by Speedwagon Takes on the entire cast by himself Gets the Stand Arrow, Takes another Gets punched in the knee and explodes doesn't even need an Kills half of the main cast of characters by himself man's body and steals kisses upgrade like a bitch Has an alter ego that is adored by fans Kills one character, incompetent villain Isn't remotely concerned all around Hates dogs with Joestars even the Literally commits so much evil and is so powerful he has to be eternally cheesed by something more powerful than himself slightest Needs an elderly lady with two right hands to tell him he's great Makes his subordinates Runs a f------ Mafia organisation that controls a country kill themselves to prove loyalty

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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Even if the final fight with Diavolo wasn't that good at least he went out with one of the most brutal ends for a villain in fiction history and it was built up throughout Part 5.
DIO's death was pretty similiar but it was just a really strong punch and he was powered up already.
Also add that it came out of nowhere.

By the way:La Squadra di Esecuzione > DIO's henchmen. They were much fewer but they felt like a much bigger threat.

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The Execution Squad was trained specifically to kill and, while they hated their sitting position in Passione, they can do their jobs efficiently, they just had the misfortune of fighting a newbie who happens to have a busted stand. DIO's Henchmen were just sadistic dicks who couldn't care for DIO if it wasn't for the money he promised them. There's a reason why, outside of Vanilla Ice and Pucci, they didn't do much to the group.

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