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Chad Guardian Virgin Big Sis yandere fetish is no that stabbing literal big tiddy goth gf longer funny after stern to a fault buys DLC for power levelling and bonus weapon mindlessly follow orders as long as it's from her little brother, doesn't even berate him at all Dodged 200 lightning strikes in-a-row the gang's voice of emanates disproportionate amount of ara ara energy because it's the only thing that she could do. without it, she's nothing. too based for ara ara routine the gang's bouncer and the dark chick reason can project the aura without even knowing literal demoness horn elegant, well kept pitch plack hair only important because she's part of the royalty. in reality she hardly contributes to the plot at all in a distracting purple hair is as important as every other party member in the game lady of black magic, adept of, four elements creepily clings to her adoptive little brother and drags him so she can have a bath with him generic warrior princess plate mail outfit is made only cling to virgin wakka once he get to become the chad eeriely formfitting with body shape, only get to beat her slimy dad or the funny evil eye dragon vixen alert healthy waistline enough for your daily fanservice fought a goddamn thousand year worth of conspiracy and won weapon so big to compensate the lack of self esteem elegant dark gown with floral theme Generic Axebearer get laid and have a happy married life with wakka what is this transparent loincloth still a virgin by the end smol plush because she is confident to kosaki is running out of ideas her job BELTS one of the wel kown norhura character design

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Virgin Big Sis vs Chad Guardian


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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