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Virgin Dead or Alive Bareley any gameplay, just waifu-s--- Tekken rip-off PRAISED AS A FEMINIST FIGHTING GAME (YES, IT ACTUALLY WAS ONCE) ACTUALLY HAS GAMEPLAY laughing stock of feminists everywhere relies on fanservice OHNNY! FATALITY!! YOUR OPPONENT F------ DIES, THE THE REASON THE ESRB EXISTS!! EACH KHARACTER HAS UNIQUE COULD EASILY BE TOLD APART! NINJAS İCTdfiLLY KICK Soccer moms ignore this heap of horse s--- Despite the name nobody actually diesTITLE DOESN'T LIE!! -vawn- -OH S---!- DESIGN ND BACKSTORY all characters look the same REPLACES C'S WITH K'S BECAUSE IT LOOKS K00L. II GET OVER HERE! all three spin-of games suck TOASTY!! story looks like it was written by some emo teenager STORY IS ACTUALLY GRIMDARK. EMO-S--- FREE!! lame ninjas It's Official, Dead or Alive sucks! SOCCER MOMS FEAR THIS GAME'S EXISTENCE waifu bait FINISH HIM!!

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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Virgin Dead or Alive Bareley any gameplay, just waifu-s--- Tekken rip-off PRAISED AS A FEMINIST FIGHTING GAME (YES, IT ACTUALLY WAS ONCE) ACTUALLY HAS GAMEPLAY laughing stock of feminists everywhere relies on fanservice OHNNY! FATALITY!! YOUR OPPONENT F------ DIES, THE THE REASON THE ESRB EXISTS!! EACH KHARACTER HAS UNIQUE COULD EASILY BE TOLD APART! NINJAS İCTdfiLLY KICK Soccer moms ignore this heap of horse s--- Despite the name nobody actually diesTITLE DOESN'T LIE!! -vawn- -OH S---!- DESIGN ND BACKSTORY all characters look the same REPLACES C'S WITH K'S BECAUSE IT LOOKS K00L. II GET OVER HERE! all three spin-of games suck TOASTY!! story looks like it was written by some emo teenager STORY IS ACTUALLY GRIMDARK. EMO-S--- FREE!! lame ninjas It's Official, Dead or Alive sucks! SOCCER MOMS FEAR THIS GAME'S EXISTENCE waifu bait FINISH HIM!!

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Dark Excellent Kappa

Dark Excellent Kappa

Sep 14, 2018 at 10:37PM EDT

>says everyone in DOA looks the same
>forgets that the Mortal Kombat ninjas were literally palette swaps of each other in the early games

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Mr. Nobody Returns

Mr. Nobody Returns

Sep 15, 2018 at 11:06AM EDT in reply to Dark Excellent Kappa

And on top of that the designs of some characters in Mortal Kombat X looked pretty crappy too.

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