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the virgin worker The Chad Unemployed No bags under his eyes because he sleeps as long as he wants incredibly unhappy with his life bags under his eyes from not enough sleep Has never worked a single hour in his life works 55 hours a week stubble on his face from not having enough time to shave Clean shaven face Has so much free time he can do anything he wants is too busy working to have sex of find a gf hates everyone at his job has nightmares almost every day Has more than enough time to bang all the hot Stacys has no friends Doesn't have nightmares is probably going to commit a mass shooting Doesn't have to worry about paying rent because he lives with his mom barely makes enough money to get by lives alone Has plenty of time to make time for his friends Isn't going to commit a mass shooting

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The Virgin Worker vs The Chad Unemployed


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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Uploaded Sep 12, 2018 at 12:24AM EDT

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