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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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The Virgin Manlet vs The Warrior Chad by Ouralian

THE VIRGIN MANLeT HE WARRIOR CHAD Has roya blood, as expected that is exactly right! -Has a great beard and dress sense Absolute manlet. Girls can't see him. Probably a virgin. Always angry and upset. Terrible social skills - F---- Pieck twice a day Once a week in titan form Not royal blood. Just an experiment gone wrong. His uncle ditched him because he was so depressing -Got his friends killed Too depressed to care -Intelligence of 10/10 Girls love him, as does Reiner Smokes. Uses a third secret hand to smoke more to keep stoked Isn't in charge. Worships the person the Chad killed -People hate him. Wastes taxpayers money! Incapable of shiffting without being irtless, showing off his ripped physique! -Killed Erwin Smith and most of the Survey Corps. A leader and respected by his subordinates -Has the best titan. Isn't afraid to flaunt it in front of people. Wears an old cape to hide his unsightly body -Has no titan. Hides away from people

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The Virgin Aspie vs The Chad Autist by [deleted]

The Virgin Aspie The Chad Autist Girls compliment him on his on-fleek threaded Instagarn brom-) insteadof the Bert unibrow he used to have Tries to be talkative and "overcome aspergens Confident enough for a low-maintenence buzzcut since he is too autistic to know Has either a bowleut or the same bland medium length boys hair from childhood hie to not understanding hairstyles how to fix hair every moming but ends up emitting a do speech impediment word salad and b Doesn't Abays has restne emstead of tuying to nitate g up stupid topics ial eqpressions how to Unattractive bushy uubrow due to being too self-conscious about being feminine to get them p threaded naturally position arms while walking/standing, st clasps them in front except in short simple sentences when that everything that comes out of his mouth is retarded, and the less you say, the less you can say wrong necessary for work, accepte If he stays quiet, he is seen as a timid loser Accepted that he has a robot brain, and progammed huself to keep ms straight and at side instead of tiying to act like a Reinforces the common perception of as a cringy unmaseuline dork obsessed with trains and MLP otypical Tries too hard to leam fashion, His lack of speech is intepreted as "strong and silent" instead of timid, makes him look even tougher Doesn't need to talk bece fists all the talkinc. walks around H&M looking like he's lost in a jungle Confums the scientific theory t autism is really jsta yper-maseuline brain with too nuuch prenatal testosterone expoaure Tries to leam social skills by Fake it before you make it but everyone can still detect his intennal awkwardness and stifiness Gave up on leamung fashuon, just wears simple athletic clothes everywhere Doesn't need social skills to get laid, just approaches crls in the gocery store and asks for sex

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Virgin historian vs Chad archaeologist by Maartenpolmanov

The Chad Archaeologist THE VIRGIN HISTORIAN Cool af hat Total nerd Is an exact scientist Buff af from moving buckets of earth and artefacts Has never even seen a written source Is probably a hulpwetenschapper Casual comfortable clothing for sitting behind the desk all day Written unreliable sources Has never seen a trowel nor held one in his hand Sometimes uses two trowels for maximum efficiency Cool sturdy clothing for hard work in the field Periods studied every period where there's humans, even before alphabets Weak little limbs from a lack of movement Material sources that can't lie Periods studied from when there's alphabet Will dig to the center of the earth if necesarry

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The virgin Tactical player vs. THE CHAD MENACE by Bepis_Gang

Incapable of dropping anywhere other than the school or military base THE CHAD MENACE The Virgin "Tactical Player" Never drops at the base for fear of being shot stuck with s---- tier weapons Can only wear level-1 autisnm helmet Has best weapons in the game, never uses them Uses vest to hide man boobs, but can't find a high-tier one Massive backpack to hold medical supplies in case he ever gets attacked, backpack ruins his posture Wears dark-colored clothes to try to blend in when hiding Lies down at the sound of gunfire, doesn't help since his s----- backpack sticks out of the grass Physically incapable of going prone, just walks straight up in fields No vest, not afraid of mere bullets Wears camo pants to try and hide in the grass, doesn't help at all S----- trainers Marks enterance and exit of any building with Picks clothing based on style, not Unable to sprint, keyboard has no shift key everywhere Chad-tier boots

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Virgin Q-Row vs Chad Tai-Yang

The Virgin Qrow The Chad Tai-Yang Hair gel outs bnbuildng Thin lngs barely The Virgin Qrow vs the Chad Taiyang

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heh by Spikanor

The Virgin Meme Critic nnoiseur Anonymous (ID 1-1 10/01/17(Sun)09:51:43 No. 143567165、2-143567394 Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)17:39:58 No.389599762 389599869 P> I love this s---, lol The virgin was supposed to represent everyday s--- that everyone does, but made it seem like a meek/loser thing to do. Chad is supposed to be s--- that no one in real life actually does, but caricatured as if it's completely normal Right now it's been devolved into "beta male vs alpha male", with no real substance left to the joke

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Virgin Normie vs Chad neckbeard by Spikanor

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the virgin ogre vs the chad manlet by [deleted]

he virgin s< All blood from brain flows into leqs, is menfolly retarded Dies of heoft 'se as« af 52 The Chad s7 Arched back because he vil hit hir head on e ih the thous ands only person to oici deotuajs ofherwise cehluh Leg pain besause oUcH Basicall invisible o0 year lifespan Fils Hhrovgh keyholes

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The Chad Guys and the Virgin Britbong by TheCuckTendies

The Chad Guys The Virgin Britbong Banned from twitter for making fun of midgets "Looks like Autism runs in the family." Calls everyone a n-----, doesnt even give a f--- yo 5'4" manlet No friends Patchy beard cant grow facial hair - fuuck Autistic C--- on his tummy Eats meatball subs "Can i fap to them?" baby joint (as confirmed by ex)

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The virgin bike vs the chad unicycle by BasileusJustinian

The Virgin Bike THE CHAD UNICYCLE Knows he won't crash helmet is unnesecarv Has never seen a brake in his life "I'm doing my part to stay green" >can't afford a car Scared of crashing: wears a helmet and leggings Can't balance - slouches over to grab handlebar Upright posture from perfect balance Cars hate him as much as he hates cars Admired by onlookers Has to yield to both pedestrians and motorists Pedestrians glady give way to him, understanding he won't stop BIKES Aesthetic and simple Bike weighs more than he does esign On his way to play basketball with his bros Bom BS Biking was the only sport he was athletic enough for

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Virgin Yoshi vs Chad Lucas

Ragequits when taunted against Ugly and bald "The Virgin Yoshi" "The Chad Lucas" Regularily uses unfamiliar characters to challenge himself and to keep the game fun Uses only the same old character because he doesn't have the skill to get good with more than one Uses the moves that he's not good with to learn how to use that particular character better Only plays with the best internet connection. But will still beat any player on any laggy connection to teach them a lesson Constantly gets into an egg because he's a p---- and avoids all conflict If the match is going badly he'll try as hard as he can to land neutral b and get his opponent off the edge Grinds new players into the dust with no hint of remorse Never ventures off the stage, instead only uses up special for edge guarding Enjoys the challenge of encountering arn opponent more experienced than himself and will stay until the other player leaves to better himself and his skills Slender body "It builds character" Doesn't upgrade his horrible internet plan so that when he loses he can blame on the lag "PK Gunshow Has never even heard of using a shield Taunts when winning after 16 straight matches of losing the nair is his most feared move The most perfect hair you have ever seen 160 FPS of glorious perfection Constantly uses flutter kick to build up damage easily Leaves immediately after to avoid inevitably losing Taunts after every move Edge guards using only the snake whilest in the air Covers groinal cavity 3 FPS of animation Extremely tight shorts to show off bulge

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The Virgin Family Guy vs The Chad South Park by Biggie_cheese217

The Chad South Park The Virgin Family Guy Relies on cut-aways for any comedy Bashes several modern situations and gets away with it Makes fun of Family Guy for using cut-aways Tries to cache in on modern situations but fails Has always been cared for by team Creator is begging for the show to end Creators want to keep the show going until CC cancels it Has been milked for 8 years Only good for background noise Good in literally any situation Follows typical miserable family and can't make it work Follows a bunch of f------ middle schoolers and makes it work Limited by Fox and Disney standards Not limited by Fox and Disney in any way Deemed a dead show Still going strong Not a single character is likeable Way too many likeable Cancelled twice Never cancelled Most people who prefer it are miserable Ridiculed by internet for how bad it has gotten People who prefer it are men of culture Praised by the internet for good quality Untalented and bland voice acting Voice acting never fails to amuse

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