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Versus Coastie "food" The Flyover Feast - Two halves of a tomato slice, a charred green pepper wedge, and an actual twig with a stripe of an organic butternut-white truffle oil reduction. - 314 of a pound of meatloaf, a horseshoe with zesty cheese sauce, onion rings, and a generous slab of cornbread. - Prepared by a failed theatre major named Moondancer X who "found himself" - Prepared by Chet. and went to culinary school. - The dish is called meatloaf special. It's meatloaf with your choice of a second entree and two sides. - The dish is called "fleur du Saint-Laurent bangkok redux" - Sells for $38.93 at the Haus OohLaLa Bistro & Craft Brewery in Williamsburg, Brooklyn - Sells for $7.95 at Chet's Diner in Terre Haute, Indiana. - Waitress assures you that she'll remember to have Chet add grilled onions to your - Waitress assures you it's "creulty free" horseshoe this time.

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I gotta say, some of the best food I've ever eaten in my life has been in locations where you think you would get food poisoning for walking in the door, either in some glorified rural shack or some hole-in-the-wall former slumhouse in the "bad part of town." Good food, tastes great, actually fills my fat American ass up. Probably not the healthiest, but if I'm actually going out to eat that's not what I'm looking for.

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