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Incapable of dropping anywhere other than the school or military base THE CHAD MENACE The Virgin "Tactical Player" Never drops at the base for fear of being shot stuck with s---- tier weapons Can only wear level-1 autisnm helmet Has best weapons in the game, never uses them Uses vest to hide man boobs, but can't find a high-tier one Massive backpack to hold medical supplies in case he ever gets attacked, backpack ruins his posture Wears dark-colored clothes to try to blend in when hiding Lies down at the sound of gunfire, doesn't help since his s----- backpack sticks out of the grass Physically incapable of going prone, just walks straight up in fields No vest, not afraid of mere bullets Wears camo pants to try and hide in the grass, doesn't help at all S----- trainers Marks enterance and exit of any building with Picks clothing based on style, not Unable to sprint, keyboard has no shift key everywhere Chad-tier boots

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The virgin Tactical player vs. THE CHAD MENACE by Bepis_Gang


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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Uploaded Sep 07, 2018 at 11:56PM EDT

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Virgin vs. Chad

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