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BAD VOICEACTING, STILL MEMORABLE AS F--- HAS SOME OF THE GREATEST CLASSICS IN VIDEO-GAME HISTORY 300000 GB OF UPDATES EVERYTIME YOU START THE DAMN THING MOST TRIPLE-A GAMES ARE CORRIDOR SHOOTERS OR BRAWLERS DIE MONSTER BEAUTIFUL COLOR, AND MEMORABLE DESIGN GAMES FULL OF MICROTRANSACTIONS SAYS PS4 EXCLUSIVES ARE THE BEST, BUT SECRETLY WANTS TO PLAY LEGEND OF ZELDA AND HALO 5 1S SLOWLY ABANDONING PHYSICAL COPIES, INDIE GAMES DON'T EVEN GET A PHYSICAL COPY NOONLINE CONNECTION GET YOUR CHAD FRIENDS TO İCEREN 3 BADASS STARTUP SOUND PLAY! NO MICROTRANSACTIONS, HAD TO PLAY TO UNLOCK EVEN YOUR MOM KNOWS THE OLD PLAYSTA TION UGLY SHADES OF COLOR STAYS ON YOUR SHELF WHILE YOU PLAY OTHER GAMES ON YOUR PC STUFF PRO VERSION IS FIGHTING AGAINST THE VIRGIN SWITCH AND X-BONES DOESN'T HAVE FINAL FANTASY TACTICS FOUGHT AGAINST THE CHAD N64 AS FINAL FANTASY TACTICS

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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Virgin PS4:
Uses sleek design in an attempt to appear futuristic. So uncreative that it resorts to copying the edgy black look of its two predecessors.

CHAD PLAYSTATION:
Literally a grey slab of plastic. Didn't bother about fancy designs, still became an iconic console that everybody recognises at an instant. None of its progeny dared to copy the look of their legendary ancestor.

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