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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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Chad Takeru Virginakeru ALTERNATIVE Unlimited Clueless about even the simplest things Knows Must be carried by his squad Carries everyone else what's up Obliterates BETAs Is a beta male Gets protected by da booty Protects da booty Doesn't even lift Doesn't skip leg day Tries to fool others that he's a special agent with a missiorn Is actually a special agent with a mission

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Pat requested the Chad Gamercube, so here it is! Featuring @WoolieWoolz by JenovasPuppet

The virgin mouse+controller THE CHAD GAMERCUBE UI flickers back and forth due to the ungodly combination Game runs at silky smooth 29 FPS Maximum comfort Knows that no price is too great for extreme gameage Develops muscle craps from unnatural positioning -Spends his money on frivilous Rediculous aethetics give him power things like "food" and "shelter" Gets made fun of for looking silly No space for gamer fuel Plenty of room for a can of sugar-free Redbull Excessive cables get twisted up Patented NerdtechT technology hides all cables

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Virgin Sonic Movie vs Chad Detective Pikachu

SONIC THE VIRGHOG DETECTIVE PIKACHAD So fluffy i wanna pet it The movie pretty much implies that Sonic will be he only CGI character. Everything else is live action Stunning designs not just for Pikachu, but for a wide ammount of Pokémon and environments. Nightmare Fuel Uncanny CGI fur Did i say how fluffy and cute he is? Uglier than my uncle's left testicle. Carbon copy of "Hop" but with a well known mascot. Has some clichés. however, this is all in coherence with the game FA NG DEADPOOL From a game that has been irrelevant for a quarter of a decade. Most of its fans are 30 to 40 year old men-babies. Pokėmon has been relevant for literally all of the time it has existed. Has millions of fans from all ages, from all around the world Movie tries too hard to get that PG-13 rating Really wants to be a "sarcastic badass" but fails miserably It manages to stay quite Design that looks clean for a Detective movi nothing like the original character but Likeable personality that doesn't make you wanna slap in the face with a fish His only job is to cause trouble Pokemon designs are faithful to the original, and despite that, they look like something you'd find in the real world still looks like (g cartoon. Making it stick out from the environment. Nike shoes because Paramount needed money to license the Gangsters Paradise song Is a crime fighter

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The Virgin Night King vs CHAD LICH KING

THE CHAD LICH KING The Virgin "Night" King F------ Frostmourne Made all People stil talk about hin today, 10 years afher his dearh Biggest enemy teenage bionde flying leards Has zero to none backstory, Most ieonic helnet ingaming Beastiful owing hair Sindragoia Viion Sindragosa s viserion doesn't even tall, isut eye thing or munde, Emotional and Trag las a cape No c0olor Has the msost intimidating voice is all o lantasy history Lives innide abuge fortress s old af Bachelor in allof The Eastern best bilrzard willain The best Blizzard Vlai eated by forest midgets ls the creation of a Alen Demon God spends 7 seasons trying o get through a wall Ranged the bottest mage i all of Anerodh Has barely done anything Had the most thorough falfilling and emetiol story are

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The Vindictive Virgin vs the Covert Chad

"the vindictive virgin" THE COVERT CHAD sili cant tatk his way outdated mechanical augs knows when to talk his way out of a fight no facial hairnanomachines, son out of a fight even with CASIE because that he whines about spikey hair can create a dronehis boss and his boss's boss explosives expert, likes to make noise in order to challenge himself perfectly combed widow's peak with his mind people only call him when they want something are afraid of hinm embedded shades that he doesn't know how to turn off 0 his vision is augmented everyone calls him on his infolink all the time because they genuinely want to talk to him wears sanglasses at nignt because he chooses to spikey beard he thinks looks cool that he uses to hide weak chitn is his boss' bitch wears custom tailored clothing for "fashion" purposefuly untrained pistol skill put it into swimming loudly punches people while they aren't looking tries to act alpha y-yeah rip like a p---- what a shame" is genuinely concerned stares enemies in the eyes as he murders them not good at carrying heavy weaponry needs mechanical limbs orphan could silently eliminate doesn't care about fashion manderly if he wanted prefers to use silenced small arms because he's afraid of confrontations stops a nuke saving millions Sarif HQ are tired of him stealing their s--- has a chad brother at still misses his oneitis UNATCO loves him f----- both Maggie Chow and Anna Navarre before put all his points into speed brutally killing them presses buttons to kill thousands speedruns through levels because hacking slows him down hacks everything in order to make life easier runs out of breath really fast classic leather combat boots. focuses on utility crouches at all times in order to avoid detection, climbs through vents has Al waifu that he's too beta to claim has never crouched in his life merges with Al to make it his bitch thinks his loafers are fashionable created specifically to be a super agent glorified mall cop, forced into role as secret agent

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Virgin Joker vs. CHAD DALLAS

The Virgin phantom thieves VS the Chad payday gang Formal yet practical attire Only wears silly masks when thev feel like doing a crazy shooting Cheats on everyone Cool weapons to choose from, many different heists Impractical, dumb outfit Basically made a big LARP session with knives Fancy custom varn Nerdy teen, likely going through puberty Sexy accents, varied cast with their own flaws, motives and positives Plenty of memorable quotes Looks like a t--- Characters are just annoying anime tropes Team members have different roles rather than just different types of attacker Hacker sounds like she's dying of asthma Genuinely screwed over in life Chosen to represent an entire franchise and becomes an overused cheap character Goth Furry van Despite their differences they always come together in the end Sexy, bearded hacker. Even the gang don't know what he looks like

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The Cuckold Boomer vs. The Chad Gangster

Classic haircut that doesn't make him look older Generic old man's haircut FBI snitch Concentrated 80's aesthetics Always cries to psychotherapist like a p---- Tommy Vercetti - everybody Always looks straight to make his arch enemies feel uncomfortable REMEMBERS that name! Always looks down up, thinks it makes him cool like an action movie hero Owns s----- diner and golfclub for arrogant greedy assholes Had 15 years in prison, said nothing to police and proved his integrity Talks with 80's movies quotes, can't make up one s----- one-liner Back slouched, thinks it makes him look like an 80's movie star Lives in nostalgia, all dignity he had he left in 80's Tried to act like man but got f----- by local crook Hairy arms, chest and superhero chin - if anybody can be that masculine, there he is Always in control of situation and tells everybody to relax and sit dowrn Fat chump and alcoholic Hates himself Spreads his arms like a schoolboy after 30 minutes in gym In great shape Has boomer playlist to recall how it was back in the day Blackmails famous politicians Loves to wear generic and overpriced clothing to highlight his midlife crisis Banged hot daughter of dangerous latinoamerican drugdealer and made her a pornstar without any consequences Simple but cool street style, after all these years everybody can recognise this blue hawaiian shirt Cuckolded by his own wife, knows every person she is cheating with on him, acts like it is alright Walks stupid just to make himself look wider and heavier Puppet on government payroll, owns nothing, even real name Soundtrack is old but gold the greatest compilation in videogames, always was and will always be Doesn't miss 80's - HE IS THE 80's Can die because of heart attack if runs more than 10 seconds Michael Townley? Who the f--- he was or is Don't know how to walk, can only run faster than the cheetah (both car and animal) Was left alone in big city without a dime in a pocket and now owns more than half of city, respected businessman Nothing but a boomer stucked in 80's and can't live today without existential pain and nostalgia Fancy shoes, youngsters wear these today because of Tommy Can't swim but does this bother a gangster? Standard dad shoes, dresses like his grandpa

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The Virginstuck Epilogues vs Chadscop update

The Chad "Petscop" taster update Answers several mysteries that the fandom was debating over The Uirgin "Homestuck" Epilogues 5 updates in one day to fandom acclaim Announced and preluded to then crashed and bombed Author doesn't even care about his work anymore Two endings 0 good ones Years of characterization thrown out for worthless hack plot twists "That's a dead kid" but its not soaked with 8 layers of pretention Terrible edgy writing Creator deeply cares for their fanbase and provides enough mysteries, questions and answers to keep fans happy Regarded as a bad joke by most of the community "you gotta read both several times to really understand them!" Actually addresses main character's lack of arms Unruly update schedule for constant surprises Boring "everything suck and everyone dies" trope

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The Virgin Destiny vs. The Chad Borderlands

The Virgin Destiny The Chad Borderlands Player community always on edge, alternates between borderline suicidal to hopelessly in denial Timeless cartoon aesthetic means graphics never age Learns nothing from the disaster that was D1 during its first few years Vintage 2012 meme humor One of the most iconic villains in modern gaming Alwavs online Microtransactions actually affect gameplay "Need good loot? Here's some ShiFT codes, bro." Only reason Randy Pitchford is still allowed to make games Sequel an improvement over the first in literally every way "Bu-but muh raids" S----- villains no one remembers

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The Virgin 420 vs. Der Führer Chad Geburtstag

The Chad's lelebration The Virgin 420 Bakes giant swastika cake of fiitler's Virthday Snorts Methamphetamine to experience what the Wehrmacht did back in WWII Consumes a small marijuana brownie, can't have a big one so it doesn't make him too high Based on a group of stoners who smoked at 4:20 PM weed was never legalized on 4/20 so the day is hardly significant to weed 2 las massiVe o----- with Encourages Nazi Virgins as they trv to summon an Hitler Plays Reggae and Rap, annoys the neighbors but not enough for them to do anything Stacies in order to produce more A---- Chads and Celebrated mostly by teenagers attempting to be edgy, pales in comparison to celebrating Columbine or Hitler's Birthday in terms of edginess Blasts German Marching Music and NSBM, causes a massive race war across the entire neighborhood Smokes a few joints Stacies

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Slendervirgin vs. BLAIR CHAD

Just a nttle haunted house ride A nightmarish masterpeice of psycho logical terror People won t stop showing us it's face We never get to see it Just some generic boogeyman story Caused a stabbing, Massively innovative remembered as dispicible Blurred the line between reality and fictiorn Generic horror effects Acting is s--- Actors act genuinely terrified Found footage format makes 1t even more creepy The Chad Blair Witch The Virgin 2018 Slenderman

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The Virgin Peterson vs. The Chad Zizek

THE CHAD ZIZEK THE VIRGIN PETERSON stained wal-mart clothes talks like animal, a -much better muppet talks like kermit wears a fancy suit only eats 2 hot dogs at once doesn't read das kapital only eats meat because it's too lon nice haircut and trimmed beard showers every da hasn't showered in 2 weeks at any given fime psychologist, LARPs as a philosopher knows how to read "uh uh" sniff grabs nose probably cuts his own hair lame appeals to nature canadian -f rom some fantasy land in easfern europe lobsters studied sociolo AND philosophy gy

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