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the virgin scientist HE CHAD PROFESSOR Always cheerful always moody Good news, everyone! no respect for life Has his own business hates his parallel Frequently bangs the most powerful woman in the universe Hangs out with a cool space lobster has met biblical figures but s still a reddit style atheist mooches off his doughter Large, iconic spaceship that can make the universe revolve around it Gets along with parallel professor hangs out with a child creates doomsday devices by accident gay little UFO Saved the world countless times Mourns when people die runs like a bitch when things get out of hand Creates doomsday devices on purpose Voodoo, Atheism。

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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Level 3 helmet he found in a hed Uses discord for team chat The Virgin Strategist THE CHAD STRIDE Level 1 helmet Eyes that see you through walls Does not know there is a crouch functi Outside, eyes scanning horizon for threats moves to white circle immediately Smells fear constant war cry while murdering your squad Always finds a gun before you do Indoors, Eyes lowered in search of ammo and l 1 backpack No backpack, not weapon mods needed Kar98 and M16A4 No pistol, no melee weapon Level 2 vest Participates in "The Snake" during warmup Always finishes off downed enemies Loaded P1911 with 30 rounds Leaves every door opern SMG mods just in case just in case S12k and a crossbow Avoids buildings with open doors Pan for protection Drops at Pochinki, Military Base, Prison, school, or Georgopol every Picks up every grenade just in case Only picks up frag grenades time 5 first aid, 3 energy drinks, 3 pills, 20 bandages Closes doors when entering a building Only drives cars to get Never the first to see a gun No clothes between cities Flees red zone Skirt bought for $500 Twitch streaming despite no viewers Legs never stop sprinting Goes into every house Always wins a fight even though you saw him first Follows planes for crate drops away from cities to avoid conflict drops Hits white zone simultaneously with blue zone Spends warmup punching women and black people Sneaks around urban areas listening for footsteps High tops Ditches vehicles halfway through because they're loud

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Virgin president vs Coup d'Chad by No.2106969

The virgin president The coup d'chad Elected democratically S----- suit Takes power by destroying s--- Makes everything he doesnt like illegal Is scared of the british Kills himself like a p---- Friend of Thatcher, never went to jail Tries to appeal to 14 year olds because they are the only ones who fall for his commie b------- Dies in his bed knowing he saved his country Doesn't try to appeal to anyone, will throw people who disagree with him from helicopters Is too scared to change the constitution Great and aesthetically pleasing military outfit

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Classic Simon is the best Simon

The Virgin Chronicles Belmont THE CHAD ULTIMATE SIMON Ginger Subhuman Filth A---- Master Race Dead eyes _ Forehead covered with bangs Amazingly sharp cheekbones Determined Eyes Metalli Headband Metal forearm wrist gauntlets. Has the build of a gay orn star What cheekbones? Has the build of a warrior Dresses like a washed up 80's glam rock star Dresses like a barbarian hero. Base whip is metal with a flail at the end. Effeminite fingerless gloves You can't even see his sword from this angle Unnecessary long sword, so original, not. Base whip is a simple BDSM like whip made of leather _ Ready for battle pose Gay Pride March pose. Manly hunting boots. ay high heel boots.

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The Virgin Critic vs The Chad Nerd by CineArma

The Virgin Critic The Chad Nerd has any encyclopedic knowledge of classic horror and practical effects in film Still has a full head of hair is bald has a first year college film major's understading of film yet claims to be an authority Only employs one close friend to run the channel whos reputation is so good he can show off his 10 inch c--- and get away with it needs a staff of poorly treated creators to make content for him Needs to use a prop gun to feel more masculine has a pocket protector to protect pens that he never uses, keeping them in pristine condition praises SJW shilled dumpster fires like the 2016 Ghostbusters refuses to watch SJW garbage like 2016 Ghostbusters and won't budge in the face of public pressure has no children has 2 beautiful daughters has never made a movie Doesn't even own the rights to his flagship character Has actually made a feature length movie along with many shorts Owns the rights to his own f------ flagship character

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The virgin Mickey vs the chad Bugs

The Virgin Mickey The Chad Bugs Never played a sport with a star in his life Doesnt want to own Everything Literally fought the J--- in WW2 Made his "friend" donald fight in the war proving he is a p---- Represents the company that is trying to own everything Has no known catchphrase Has played basketball with Michael Jordan Has a well loved and recognizalbe catchphrase Wears bright red pants to catch the attention of autistic nchildren and actual children Does not need to wear pants Has no need to wear shoes either has been dating minnie for nearly one hundred years still not marries Could date lola does not need to proving he is an alpha

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Video game consoles and legacy content

Nintendo Virgin Console third-parties have to re-release their games for him XBOX ONE BACKWARDS CHADATIBILITY "paying for something you already have on your shelf?" takes down RONM sites out of insecurity Just put the disc in, dude makes you pay $5 for a game released 30 years ago, less than 500 kilobytes selective memory: only 5% of its legacy library gets re released and it's usually the same 10 games both digital and physical low-accuracy emulation only 100% functional og xbox and 360 emulator on the world expects people to pay a monthly subscription to play 20 hyper-common NES games (now with online multiplayer!) "you have this game on wiiu already and want it on your 3DS for free?" PPFFFTT That's another $5, Sir online included + cross-play between 360 and One not only emulates the games perfectly but also adds some visual improvements without the need of re- releasing them as "remasters" (xbox one x) steals ROMs from illegal sites and sells them back to you 536 titles and counting NEO-GEO, his only friend Sony PlayStation NoWizard you have to pay a monthly subscription to play games you already own via streaming (input lag and video compression granted) "want some PSX games on your PS4?" PPFFFTT Sorry, kiddo. You can still buy them for these three dead consoles offers some PS2 games to buy and own, not as many as in the PS3, but at least at "FullHD" (with many techinical issues) you can play on pc, although most of the ps3 games available are already on pc, and bloodborne is not on the list so who cares (and if it did, it would still be streaming) "backwards compatibilty is comming next week! I swear!"

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Virgin vs Chad hunter by No.391980015

Helmet has cool a humongous homs and crystal that leaks viruses A smooth, round helmet whose SA RANK HUNTER Huge blocky Constantly worries about others and is now a side character in his own series Regardless of emotion, wil not hesitate to carry out his mission and is the main character of 2 series shoulder guard has his insignia on it, also has a light saber -A couple of air vents, is probably bald Plain round shoulder matches his body that Has to constanty upgrade himself to keep up Long, flowing hair protruding from the back of the helmet Does not have a light saber No love interests and a buster that constantly questions his suffering. Said buster also has to get Doesn't need any enhancements Perfect as he is, glass t--- included to become as good as the Bonus: Needs weapon energy for all weapons aside from his defaut Did not get a Battle Network counterpart Gets weakened by viruses Can only die once and becomes wears a dress as a ghost Has 4 chidren Has a muted color scheme Is trash in the one fighting game he's in Has three love interests and a buster that is so powerful, it broke his sixth game Inl Wears a pair of "superhero briefs" Forgoes any subtlety and just wears a diaper MANDATORY Leans skils from bosses that are seamlessly integrated into his primary weapon, said skils usualy do not rely on weapon energy Has a Battle Network counterpant Gets stronger from viruses Has died multple times and has atways come back can hide and repair himsell at the same time s not burdened by any chldren Has a painfully bright color scheme akin to Ronald McDonald Title is the B Class Hunter vs the SA Class Hunter Appears in multple fighting games and is always top tier Cannot double jump and needs to be upgraded to do anything remotely cool Has spiked knee guards and can double jump

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virgen dumb thing vs CHAD COOL THING by mr_eyeballs

virgen dumb thing CHAD COOL THING is very ugly is cool ew really handsome is stupid and dumb can beet up dum thing is very gay weak willed dum dum Noice COOL everyone like walks like dummy i dont like it walks like cool boy has the big sekse erryday

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The Virgin Blazkowicz vs. THE ETERNAL CHAD

The Virgin Blazkowicz -shoulder cannon is a flamethrower basically the f------ predator father is a generic racist and grenade launcher entire body is crippled, needs exosuit EVERYONE is scared of him even humans -chooses to wear armor that is an extension of his abilities, can fight ass naked if needed to communism is great ecks dee legends are written about how dangerous and lethal he is all of his friends are assholes except for his expecting girlfriend -even satan pisses himself -has to fight nazis for american freedomT absolutely f------ ripped at the thought of him has a hell energy swor has like 20 weapons on him -only the nazis are scared of him fights the forces of hell for the entire human race has to be political due to current social climate -people give him no credit whatsoever all at once -has only like 7 weapons in total variety of mods for his weapons -has to sprint to run -grapple hook that latches onto demon:s would be perfect as the pope travelled across the universe across dimensions his running speed IS his walking speed people worship and bow to hinm

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The virgin demon vs Space marine chad

The Virgin Demon Space Marine Chad Believes earth is the melting pot of the universe Listens to Heavy Metal Prefers to be called "Mortally Challenged" Literally too angry to die Easily glory killed Uniform is neat Wants open portals and pressed Unstoppable killing machine Decaying clothe makes it look weak Takes on the forces of hell himself

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The『Virgin Step』VS The『Chad Stand by Finnish_Nationalist

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Virgin vs. Chad - Virgin scientist vs Chad professor by CollectivePsychosis

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the virgin scientist HE CHAD PROFESSOR Always cheerful always moody Good news, everyone! no respect for life Has his own business hates his parallel Frequently bangs the most powerful woman in the universe Hangs out with a cool space lobster has met biblical figures but s still a reddit style atheist mooches off his doughter Large, iconic spaceship that can make the universe revolve around it Gets along with parallel professor hangs out with a child creates doomsday devices by accident gay little UFO Saved the world countless times Mourns when people die runs like a bitch when things get out of hand Creates doomsday devices on purpose Voodoo, Atheism。

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