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Sure, nativist populism has always been conservative" Hasn't broken philosophical ground or offered original policy ideas since Buckley Only daily column is literally just a list of new research papers Has long since ascended beyond petty partisanship, magnanimous and humane positions on fractious ssues f- Brightest talent jumping ship to the Atlantic Spins up the National Review Institute and 10+ "centers" so it can pretend to be a think tank Puts out entire policy books on innovation and education "Free speech is great, but it's being used wrong by Silicon Valley and college protestors" Dredges up PC Culture outrage p--- for that cultural reactionary cash So entrenched in academia that all their articles can be downloaded as pdfs THE CHAD THE VIRGIN NATIONAL REVIEW NATIONAL FFAIRS Wishes it could write longform, but knows it would alienate its audience Publishes quarterly, doesn't care how often you check in Can average 10,000 words a piece without breaking a sweat French only the third most notable conservative journalist named David Too shallow for intelligent conservatives, too pretentious for the rest Only dimly aware of what drives conservative clicks, immune to temptations of populist pandering Still has D'Souza on the masthead Not compelled to constantly shout its conservative or intellectual bona fides

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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