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The Virgin Shooter The Chad Shooter Encourages team play, but adds POTG, acting as an insentive to go balls to the walls and abadon your team Has a better community Removed a Tracer pose that was too sexy Even starts, everyone gets an Assault Rifle DVERWATCH ORIGINS EDITIO N Has a better cast of characters No singleplayer Simple and boring maps You wear badass armor that can be customized Launched perfect, no need for patches Has you choose hero that has special abilities that act as a crutch more than an extension of your skill T Rating Forge Mode. You can make your own maps LGBT Pandering Has a singleplayer story mode Multiplayer is already dated You can make your own gamemodes A community with such toxticity levels that it rivals 4Chan Has a verity of cool weapons that serve different purposes Launched imperfect and needs patches to stay alive Timeless multiplayer gamemodes and maps that set the industry standard So many cool vehicles to drive Loot Boxes Pretty much only 2 gamemodes 16 Press button to win special abilities. w.peg L BIZARD BUNGİE Microsoft Interactive maps that add depth to gameplay tudi Adds more heroes, does not focus on fixing the core game M rating. No kids allowed Story ingame is non-exsistent Waifu bait. Have to rely on skill in order to win gun fights

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Virgin Shooter Vs. Chad Shooter


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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halo, overwatch, video games, virgin vs. chad, 2008, 20016, back in my day games were released when they were finished

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