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Tony Stark "Emo" Peter Parker -ls actually a douchebag millionare -Is not a douchebag, actually just confident and care-free Does not have a Has an extremely cool hairstyle cool hairstyle Women only like him because he's rich Women like him because he's confident and looks cool Outfit isn't cool, likely costs thousands and not flexible Outfit looks cool, is cheap and is both casual and impressive Sells cool Spider-Mar pictures to local paper Does a cool dance in public and women love it IS A GOOD ROLE MODEL Sells weapons to terrorists Dances alone in his garage, nobody cares -IS A BAD ROLE MODEL

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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Stacy Stacy's Mom -Came back from her business tri -is not the girl for me Gets her lawn mowed for her -Has got it going on me out -Hangs out by the pool with just a towel orn

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Virgin Fallout vs. CHAD METRO

The Virgin Fallout The Chad Metro Lore is consistent Open world boring and full of fetch quests Every game is good and well crafted by passionate devs Mediocre and s--- reviewS Extensive Expanded World which are part of the lore and made by the fans Banned player for having too much ammo S----- multiplayer mode Characters are all likable and well developed World looks the same 200 years later Buggy and unplayable Quality focused open Unique and interesting weapons world elements Charactercommunicates F------ bottle caps as currency Lame weapons through body language alone Broke its own lore "RPG" character has a voice World is lively and moving on 20 years after war Emotional ending to a great trilogy Gay ending Cancer fanbase 10/10 Rave Reviews Chad Glukhovsky Actual rare material is monev and makes sense Gay Howard No immersion at all Immersive and engaging Mod has better story and is better RPG game than main series Dedicated fanbase that agrees all games are good in their own way

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The Virgin Momo vs. THE DUCKY CHAD MOMO

From a TV show whose Middle schoolers with room-temperature IQ act like it's the scariest thing ever creators had a true artistic vision that was not tampered with throughout its runtime The Virgin Momo The Chad DUCKY Momo Children of any race, gender, or age reminisce about this character from thei days of watc Phineas and Ferb Will try to kill you or something idk -Stupid trend used by the legacy media to make parents afraid of YouTube -From some weird Your very best friend Japanese art piece Doesn't try to be scary Not even scary

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Virgin Kombat vs Eternal Chad

Virgin Kombat Eternal Chads Story is pretty simple people from different parts of history who pass away are given a second chance at life in a fighting tournament. No need for a cartoon series. Story is pretty hard to follow. Had a awful cartoon series. Not as many stage Fatalities more overshadowed by characters finisher Fatalities. Gruesome stage Fatalities in the Sega CD game. Has time travel. Some new characters later around Mortal Kombat X weren't as interesting. Doesn't have time travel. Has a ton of characters from the history of the world.

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Posted by HitTheBaby OUCH!1 month ago The Chad Zombie Scale

The Incel nfected Will die off completely in 2 weeks Hospital gown Infection barely noticeable beyond eyes Can't even attack people, sickness makes them too weak Spread mostly through fluid, good luck spreading on first world countries The Virgin katiracte Looks like has cataracts Walker Will be eradicated in a year at most Looks normal from afar A stupid p------------ Only dangerous in large herds Infection spread through bites yet can barely bite through thin clothes The Brad Runner Insights more disgust than fear Infection is airborne Can't spread because he always eats his victims Attempt at "claws" looks like he had his nails done Looks like a goblin Know little more than how to climb Tore clothes to look menacing, just looks trashy The Chad Mutant Blank eyes strike immediate fear into humans Hands mutated into menacing claws 火: Can create and use tools and weapons Infection caused by radiation Doesn't need gimmicks like torn clothes to look scary Cultists embrace infection from Chad The Thad Evolution Eyes glow in the dark and intrigue uninformed passerby Needs no claws due to brute strengtlh Has superhuman intelligence and regularly communicated with the uninfected Can't even be considered a disease anymore, just needs to look at someone to evolve them Entire world embraces his presence and spread

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The Virgin Undertale vs The Chad Earthbound by Bulbmin66

The Virgintale The Chadbound Soul mechanic doesn't affect strategy and is reminiscent of bullet hell games, which nobody likes Protagonist is the chosen one with psychic powers that stops a universal threat Rolling HP mechanic provides a new and interesting way to deepern gameplay and encourage quick thinking on battle Protagonist is some random kid with a knife Represented in Smash Bros since 1999 Battle backgrounds are bland black screens similar to Earthbound's predecessor on the NES Not represented in Smash Bros despite everyone being here Battle backgrounds have vibrant colors and animations reflecting the dynamics of the fights Final boss design is over the top to try provoking raw shock value Final boss design is simple yet horrifying with disturbing text and implications to enhance fear Will soon be forgotten after the 12 year old ans grow up Over 20 years old and still with a solid and loyal fanbase Only recognizable track, Megalovania, is brought up just because of memes Inspired MatPat to create the infamous "Sans is Ness" video Numerous memorable tracks like "Pokey means business", "New age retro hippie" and "Runaway Five on the move" Inspired MatPat to create an actually good video in 2011

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The Virgin Nationalist vs the Chad Globalist by benjaminikuta

"the virgin nationalist" Still hanging on to that same tired look from 2016 Cites a research paper Steely gaze which crumbles all borders that fall in its path Hopelessly single made worse by constantly being Has used several different DNA tests because of "dubious results in several showing multiethnic background every other sentence Ideology capable of prosperity and UN blue, the only superior color _ bringing widespread banned from dating sites for "open hella fun times minded" opinions Death grip capable of strangling the life from the most restrictive of tariffs Eats casseroles Never actually seen an illegal immigrant at least 3 times a Feasts upon the finest food and wine available to humankind by completely optimizing country's comparative advantage week Claims racial superiority, but gets a sunburn Wearing long sleeves until he can get his T-Swift tattoo removed Gets along with literally everyone literally every time he goes outside _Always wearing the Tree-trunk sized quads, from biking everywhere (to cut CO, emissions) best and latest fashion because of vast international trade networks Ideology destined for failure because Has framed picture of a retweet from Charlie Kirk a year ago of complete historical ignorance Has solved every variation of the trolley problem, correctly

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The Brad VvC “Purist” vs The Chad VvC Expander by HitTheBaby

The Brad VvC "Purist" The Chad VvC Expander Upvotes all VvO memes even if he completely disagrees with it "Oh cool, it's Brad instead Angry I used Brad instead of Virgin Downvotes VvC memes he disagrees with of Virgin OUCH actively killing the meme by not allowing it to expand "Chad would never do that!" Will use different characters if they work better for the meme nows that Chad shouldn't be a cookie cutter character Dismisses all extra characters as "fake" Whines about the shift from "Normal vs Absurd" to "Bad vs Good" Appreciates the effort that goes into extra characters, even if he doesn't like them Doesn't care about the shift as long as the memes are still funny

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Posted byu/kdogman639 23 days ago Virgin new Gigachad vs Chad old Chadchad

The Virgin New GigaChad The Chad ChadChad (Gigachad Classic) Is just absolutely massive Would obliterate Lad and Thad in one blow, only Gad himself is a worthy match So insecure he had to get a spray tan, looks like he's from the jersey shore Regular Chad could easily kick his ass, has muscles purely from synthol injections Tries hard not to look depressed, everyone just thinks his smile is creepy and forced Candid neutral smile no ones knows if they're about to be crushed or just receive a friendly greeting A pathetic attempt to cash in on the rapid expansion of the VvC lore The horrifying result of an experimental Chad enhancement program, like the nemesis program but more chadly Even the OG Virgin gets laid more than this guy Has f----- every woman, doesn't know anything about any of them Stuffs his pants, is obvious to everyone Was only created 2 months ago, will be completely forgotten in 2 more While not used anymore, he was the beginning of the of massive lore expansion of VvC and the most die hard fans still remember him High tech Kevlar pants keep massive proportional dong in check, and every stacy would sell her soul for a chance of a mere glimpse

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Posted by RhtrM 1 year ago Virgin Cake Cutting vs CHAD PASTRY DESCRUCTION

THE CHAD PASTRY DESTRUCTION the virgin cake cutting cannot picture himself being anywhere else, lives for the present the cake wasn't even his, it belonged to some stranger haha look at how he cuts the cake! clear focus even his family laughed at how bad he is at cutting cakes the cake is cold so it's tough to cut through doesn't eat the cake doesn't want to be here uses the knife they handed to him sharpened his blade for this very moment tried a few different arm positions but none worked so he settled with an ate too much cake and got a stomachache from all the sugar wkward one tries to cut very precisely but ends up uneven on the X, Y, AND Z axises, every slice is shaped differently and some are too big tried to hold the cake still with one hand and got cake on his finger which really upset him forces people to eat the remains of the cake and enjoy it the cake softened up from his body heat because he just got done with his deadlifts

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The Virgin Pepe Vs The Chad Moonman by GregorScrungus

The Virgin Pepe The Chad Moonman Is actually racist Makes vaugely offensive comments Pretends to be racist, really just making ego stroking political "Statements" Goes out and kills minorities Is a frog Is the f------ moon Incel head Based off of a f------ Based off a commercial from a business empire Massive chadly chin and hair A11 games about him only work as jokes Was so stupid that creator tried to kil1 him Has a genuinly f------ fun Doom mod based around him No lawsuits No voice, probably really annoying can stop him Smooth TTS voice Either wears no clothes or just a shirt, the savage Classy suit and glasses

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Virgin vs. Chad - It's way better to aspire to be like Peter than Tony

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Tony Stark "Emo" Peter Parker -ls actually a douchebag millionare -Is not a douchebag, actually just confident and care-free Does not have a Has an extremely cool hairstyle cool hairstyle Women only like him because he's rich Women like him because he's confident and looks cool Outfit isn't cool, likely costs thousands and not flexible Outfit looks cool, is cheap and is both casual and impressive Sells cool Spider-Mar pictures to local paper Does a cool dance in public and women love it IS A GOOD ROLE MODEL Sells weapons to terrorists Dances alone in his garage, nobody cares -IS A BAD ROLE MODEL

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