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virgin democratically elected official Absolute monarch chad isnt obsessed with money, yet his personal wealth too much to count .old and senile . does exactly what his opens borders to get more voters masters tell him to do while pretending to be democratic . publicly executes traitors and embezzlers im in charge here do you feel in charge? . doesnt give a f--- constantly worried about ratings from the plebs during elections what others think always expanding the government and wasting tax$ for his promotes unity and tradition against degeneracy and corruption overlords bought and sold like a cheap w---- personal head of the army declares war based orn a lie or no reason state and church chosen by god himself listens to no man directly works with values his loyal traitors/ (lobbyists) so subjects he can get paid has no regards for history or future as long as he gets paid . looks out for the his people love him and will make statues decolonizes the world nations' future and ensures his son is fit to lead to remember him because he is ashamed and weak knows his day will come because democracy is unnatural and only the result of war. .only desired by nobody will ultimate aesthetics, fasion and tastes remember him when he dies from brain cancer large family with lasted many millenia beautiful wife eats well done steak . does what is best for because it is natural has nobles to do his work for him with ketchup the country and no one else ugly interns gets country into massive debt

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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virgin democratically elected official Absolute monarch chad isnt obsessed with money, yet his personal wealth too much to count .old and senile . does exactly what his opens borders to get more voters masters tell him to do while pretending to be democratic . publicly executes traitors and embezzlers im in charge here do you feel in charge? . doesnt give a f--- constantly worried about ratings from the plebs during elections what others think always expanding the government and wasting tax$ for his promotes unity and tradition against degeneracy and corruption overlords bought and sold like a cheap w---- personal head of the army declares war based orn a lie or no reason state and church chosen by god himself listens to no man directly works with values his loyal traitors/ (lobbyists) so subjects he can get paid has no regards for history or future as long as he gets paid . looks out for the his people love him and will make statues decolonizes the world nations' future and ensures his son is fit to lead to remember him because he is ashamed and weak knows his day will come because democracy is unnatural and only the result of war. .only desired by nobody will ultimate aesthetics, fasion and tastes remember him when he dies from brain cancer large family with lasted many millenia beautiful wife eats well done steak . does what is best for because it is natural has nobles to do his work for him with ketchup the country and no one else ugly interns gets country into massive debt

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