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The Wizard Crystal Gem From a TV show centered around degeneracy. Takes inspiration from anime like a wimp. Overrated. How could you screw up a show about gemstones so horrible? (Even Kirameiger is better...) Fusion with fellow Wizard Sapphire is a metaphor for something disgusting. The Incel Oviraptor Has not showed up in general until the TV show. Is a literal who? From a franchise that promotes evolution. Only seventh in line of character importance. (Behind Littlefoot (1), Cera (2), Ducky (3), Petrie (4), Spike and Chomper (6)) Has not appeared in any movie until movie 14. The Virgin Huntress From a TV show that started to decline. Takes inspiration from anime like a wimp. Said to have an annoying voice. Overcompensates with a huge scythe. 15 Can be confused with the actress of the same name. Not talked very often today. The Basic Rabbit Really just here for filler. At least cares for her younger brother. Not a name that is often heard of. Not as smart as her brother though. Sadly a bit of a jerk. The Brad Contestant Airhead; later becomes passive as heck. Also here just for filler. Initially named Rubiny; huh? Eats too much sugar. Has so many recolors out of her, goodness. The Chad Kraken Brings Lana Condor to the spotlight! Laser eyes! Bombed with $45,000,000+, earns fans anyways. Underrated piece of American animation. Royalty. Quiet, shy, yet rather benevolent. Turns into a gigantic sea kraken! Made to spite the living heck out of Disney. The Thad Pokemon Trainer Actual name: Brendan. Best friends with fellow Thad Sappihire (May). The son of a Gym Leader! Named Ruby due to one of the paired versions of Gen III, doesn't care despite being a feminine name. Birthstone (Ruby, born July 2) actually matches his name! Is from the BIGGEST video game franchise of all time!

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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Chelsea Virgin Der Zee Collectivist. So malicious she backstabbed Ruby Gillchad. Misandrist. Deceitful. Overrated. Dutch. (Probably) Chelsea Van Der Zee isn't even her real name. Mass murderer. Wanted to elimate Ruby's family, much like how fellow virgin Vladimir Lenin wanted to elminate the Russian Royal Family Communist; thinks she's for the people; total AuthLeft. Ruby Gillchad Individualist. So benevolent she spared Chelsea Virgin Der Zee's life. Not a misandrist; has a crush on a male classmate, and loves her father, uncle, and brother Got sick of lying, became truthful. Underrated. Ruby Gillman IS her real name! American! Never harmed a single soul. Loves her family, including her mom, even with her own struggles. Based centrist.

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WILL SOON BE PRAISED AS MUCH AS SAN ANDREAS, WHEN THE NOSTALGIA KICKS IN. TO THIS DAY, THE BEST PHYSICS OF ALL TIME. 3 STORY MODES. ALL CONNECTED. BEST THEME- SONG JOHNNY'S DEATH IS THE MOST TRAGIC EVENT IN GTA-HISTORY. VICE PRESIDENT THE LUIT NO I L.C THEL IROD MINET Lii Smit THAD GTA IV BEST CHARACTERS BEST DIALOGUE BEST STORY. MULTIPLAYER WITH NO MICROTRANSACTIONS AND NO GRINDING. 100 SIDE MISSIONS 35 SIDE ACTIVITIES 150 MAIN MISSIONS MOST MATURE GTA. MOST MATURE COMMUNITY. 3RD HIGHEST RATED GAME OF ALL TIME. SHOOTING AND DRIVING MECHANICS WITH AN ACTUAL SKILL CEILING. LARGEST AND MOST AUTHENTIC CITY IN ROCKSTAR HISTORY. BEST DLC'S IN GAMING HISTORY NIKO'S QUOTES ARE SO MEMORABLE, HE HAS HIS OWN QUOTES-BOT ON REDDIT.

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The Virgin Malcolm X Literally agreed with white nationalists Rejected Christianity because it was the religion of the slaveholders and joined Islam, apparently completely ignorant of the Arab slave trade Belonged to a cult that believed white people to be evil devils created by a mad scientist/sorceror Became a more accepting person in later life and was killed for it by his own former comrades Current-day admirers are either ultra-woke black nationalists or white "race realists", two groups that hate each other Tried desperately to appear smart and intellectual The Chad Martin Luther King Jr "Darkness cannot drive out darkness, only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate, only love can do that." Accepted and loved all people, recognised that whites could be against segregation too and marched with them Killed for his sincere beliefs by a coward like a true matyr Literally got to talk to the CEO of racism and end segregation Wanted us to judge people on the content of their character All he longed for was for kids of different races to be able to play with each other Spoke plainly and simply so that everyone understood his messgae clearly PREPARE FOR MY CIVIL RIGHTS BEAM

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Aquavirgin Based on an already-existing superhero. Is from a franchise of mostly-disliked movies. (At least they're still better than Marvel haha lol) Main character keeps trident; how power-hungry. Parodies nobody; probably spoofed by someoe before. Brags about how he became a hit with $1.15 billion. Overcompensates by having the already-well-known Jason Momoa as the title character. Has Amber Heard as Mera. Let's be real, these suit designs look weird in a live-action setting. This is what you had to offer for an aquatic superhero movie? Is orange, associated with impatience. Overcompensates by getting a sequel. Ruby Gillchad, Thunder Kraken Is from a studio that has a reputation for spiting Disney. Main character destroys the trident. Is an original film. Parodies The Little Mervirgin. (And possibly even Spider-Virgin: Homecucking and Turning Virgin) Bombed with merely less than $45,000,000, gained fans anyways. Brings Lana Condor to a bigger spotlight. Jane Fonda (Hanoi Jane) shows up as Grandmamah; still not enough to bring this film down. Cool, cute, or even wacky designs that fit very well in an animated setting. Relatively unique for an aquatic superhero movie. Is blue, associated with tranquility. Simple one-and-done flick, and fans want a sequel anyways.

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Wizard SJW Either a teenager or a College graduate "Oppressors" Works at Buzzfeed or runs a s----- blog Man Tears White savior complex t Both get easily offended Cries on Twitter about meaningless stuff Wizard Anti-SJW "If you don't like this movie, you are a sexist" Either 13 or 30 years old "Females" You both suck, f--- you Runs a YouTube channel or a s----- podcast Probably racist Doesn't even know what "Forced diversity" actually means anymore Cried about the Non-binary option in Cold War

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3 characters but still not as as engaging of a story line Will die from a slight car collision Virgin GTA 5 Virgins actually spend real money to buy new things in the game Every mission is like an interactive cutscene Lame in-game humour tries to capture past glory, but fails Lead character gets cucked Repetitive government and mercenary enemies Relies exclusively on multiplayer, no one even plays the story mode Nice graphics and physics, somehow less fun Can be beaten easily by a first time player in a few hours Chad Players usually replay story mode Great voice acting cast re-used by GTA5 to try and ride coat tails San Andreas Dual wields shot guns Most memorable storyline of all GTA games. Only rivaled by Vice City Can take over the city with your gang Never gets hurt in major car collisions Play through takes a healthy amount of time. Several highly challenging missions throughout

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VERGIN CYBERPUNK 2017 BITERALLY HAS AN L ON HIS FOREHEAÐ STARTED THE HYPE TRAIN 8 YEARS BEFORE RELEASE w LISTENED TO DUMBET S AND won't TOO AFRAID TO ADMIT have cgl ITS JUST FALLOUT BUT WITH CARS GRAILERS GAVE US TRAILERS WAY TOO EARLY INTO DEVELOPMENT RELIES ON CGI TRAILERS AND CELEBRITIES ALREADY HAS A TERRIBLE FANBASE chad gta 6 "OMG KEANU CHUNGUS WHOLESOME DOO WILL ONLY announce the game once it's Ready doesn't have to OVERWORK the devs IGS announcement WILL be one of the biggest things in gaming HISTORY most IMPORGLY: IG WILL not be delayed 4 times STILL IS Gajked about more than cybeRpunk

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The virgin normal template Boring and unoriginal Lazy, takes barely any effort Will look identical to a lot of other virgin vs chad memes ww The brad blank template Allows for more creativity, will still look a lot like most virgin vs chad memes Medium amount of effort, not too easy but not too hard The chad original illustration Takes a lot of effort, shows you care about the quality of your memes Infinite possibilities, no restrictions OUCH! Will look like very few other memes, easy to spot in a crowd

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Theotokos Gave birth to humanity's savior Has a beloved insect named after her got pregnant before even having sex Had no problem giving birth around random farm animals The Virgin Mary אאוץ Revered by millions worldwide Painted wearing blue when blue was the most difficult paint color to acquire Literal mother of God Stayed with Christ while he was being crucified The Chad Jesus Christ Performed miracles Is both fully God and fully man En Turns water to wine so the party doesn't ever have to stop Flipped tables and whipped people Withstood a brutal death and never turned his back on his father Redeemed a tyrannical Pharisee and turned him into the greatest evangelist who ever lived AoYJ Savior of mankind Respawned after 3 days Made a pitstop in Hell before going to Heaven Encouraged his friends to "sin no more" The way, the truth, and the life Renamed his disciples to prove his alpha status

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The chad Minecraft Got an appearance in smash bros Weak combat, buildimg more than makes up for it So. Much. Content Spending 2000 hours barely scratches the surface Horror better than most horror media Originally developed by 2 people The chad Terraria Weak building, combat more than makes up for it Mod loader is free DLC 17 bosses SLAIN! Over 100 achievements Lore is hidden and told really well

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