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WILL SOON BE PRAISED AS MUCH AS SAN ANDREAS, WHEN THE NOSTALGIA KICKS IN. TO THIS DAY, THE BEST PHYSICS OF ALL TIME. 3 STORY MODES. ALL CONNECTED. BEST THEME- SONG JOHNNY'S DEATH IS THE MOST TRAGIC EVENT IN GTA-HISTORY. VICE PRESIDENT THE LUIT NO I L.C THEL IROD MINET Lii Smit THAD GTA IV BEST CHARACTERS BEST DIALOGUE BEST STORY. MULTIPLAYER WITH NO MICROTRANSACTIONS AND NO GRINDING. 100 SIDE MISSIONS 35 SIDE ACTIVITIES 150 MAIN MISSIONS MOST MATURE GTA. MOST MATURE COMMUNITY. 3RD HIGHEST RATED GAME OF ALL TIME. SHOOTING AND DRIVING MECHANICS WITH AN ACTUAL SKILL CEILING. LARGEST AND MOST AUTHENTIC CITY IN ROCKSTAR HISTORY. BEST DLC'S IN GAMING HISTORY NIKO'S QUOTES ARE SO MEMORABLE, HE HAS HIS OWN QUOTES-BOT ON REDDIT.

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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The Virgin Malcolm X vs. The Chad MLK Jr.

The Virgin Malcolm X Literally agreed with white nationalists Rejected Christianity because it was the religion of the slaveholders and joined Islam, apparently completely ignorant of the Arab slave trade Belonged to a cult that believed white people to be evil devils created by a mad scientist/sorceror Became a more accepting person in later life and was killed for it by his own former comrades Current-day admirers are either ultra-woke black nationalists or white "race realists", two groups that hate each other Tried desperately to appear smart and intellectual The Chad Martin Luther King Jr "Darkness cannot drive out darkness, only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate, only love can do that." Accepted and loved all people, recognised that whites could be against segregation too and marched with them Killed for his sincere beliefs by a coward like a true matyr Literally got to talk to the CEO of racism and end segregation Wanted us to judge people on the content of their character All he longed for was for kids of different races to be able to play with each other Spoke plainly and simply so that everyone understood his messgae clearly PREPARE FOR MY CIVIL RIGHTS BEAM

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Ruby Gillman #6 - Virgin Aquaman vs. Chad Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken

Aquavirgin Based on an already-existing superhero. Is from a franchise of mostly-disliked movies. (At least they're still better than Marvel haha lol) Main character keeps trident; how power-hungry. Parodies nobody; probably spoofed by someoe before. Brags about how he became a hit with $1.15 billion. Overcompensates by having the already-well-known Jason Momoa as the title character. Has Amber Heard as Mera. Let's be real, these suit designs look weird in a live-action setting. This is what you had to offer for an aquatic superhero movie? Is orange, associated with impatience. Overcompensates by getting a sequel. Ruby Gillchad, Thunder Kraken Is from a studio that has a reputation for spiting Disney. Main character destroys the trident. Is an original film. Parodies The Little Mervirgin. (And possibly even Spider-Virgin: Homecucking and Turning Virgin) Bombed with merely less than $45,000,000, gained fans anyways. Brings Lana Condor to a bigger spotlight. Jane Fonda (Hanoi Jane) shows up as Grandmamah; still not enough to bring this film down. Cool, cute, or even wacky designs that fit very well in an animated setting. Relatively unique for an aquatic superhero movie. Is blue, associated with tranquility. Simple one-and-done flick, and fans want a sequel anyways.

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The Wizard SJW vs. The Wizard Anti-SJW

Wizard SJW Either a teenager or a College graduate "Oppressors" Works at Buzzfeed or runs a s----- blog Man Tears White savior complex t Both get easily offended Cries on Twitter about meaningless stuff Wizard Anti-SJW "If you don't like this movie, you are a sexist" Either 13 or 30 years old "Females" You both suck, f--- you Runs a YouTube channel or a s----- podcast Probably racist Doesn't even know what "Forced diversity" actually means anymore Cried about the Non-binary option in Cold War

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The Virgin Theft Auto V vs. The Chad Theft Auto: San Andreas

3 characters but still not as as engaging of a story line Will die from a slight car collision Virgin GTA 5 Virgins actually spend real money to buy new things in the game Every mission is like an interactive cutscene Lame in-game humour tries to capture past glory, but fails Lead character gets cucked Repetitive government and mercenary enemies Relies exclusively on multiplayer, no one even plays the story mode Nice graphics and physics, somehow less fun Can be beaten easily by a first time player in a few hours Chad Players usually replay story mode Great voice acting cast re-used by GTA5 to try and ride coat tails San Andreas Dual wields shot guns Most memorable storyline of all GTA games. Only rivaled by Vice City Can take over the city with your gang Never gets hurt in major car collisions Play through takes a healthy amount of time. Several highly challenging missions throughout

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The Virginpunk 2077 vs. The Chad Theft Auto VI

VERGIN CYBERPUNK 2017 BITERALLY HAS AN L ON HIS FOREHEAÐ STARTED THE HYPE TRAIN 8 YEARS BEFORE RELEASE w LISTENED TO DUMBET S AND won't TOO AFRAID TO ADMIT have cgl ITS JUST FALLOUT BUT WITH CARS GRAILERS GAVE US TRAILERS WAY TOO EARLY INTO DEVELOPMENT RELIES ON CGI TRAILERS AND CELEBRITIES ALREADY HAS A TERRIBLE FANBASE chad gta 6 "OMG KEANU CHUNGUS WHOLESOME DOO WILL ONLY announce the game once it's Ready doesn't have to OVERWORK the devs IGS announcement WILL be one of the biggest things in gaming HISTORY most IMPORGLY: IG WILL not be delayed 4 times STILL IS Gajked about more than cybeRpunk

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The Virgin Normal Template vs. The Chad Original Illustration

The virgin normal template Boring and unoriginal Lazy, takes barely any effort Will look identical to a lot of other virgin vs chad memes ww The brad blank template Allows for more creativity, will still look a lot like most virgin vs chad memes Medium amount of effort, not too easy but not too hard The chad original illustration Takes a lot of effort, shows you care about the quality of your memes Infinite possibilities, no restrictions OUCH! Will look like very few other memes, easy to spot in a crowd

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The Chad Virgin Mary vs. The Chad Jesus Christ

Theotokos Gave birth to humanity's savior Has a beloved insect named after her got pregnant before even having sex Had no problem giving birth around random farm animals The Virgin Mary אאוץ Revered by millions worldwide Painted wearing blue when blue was the most difficult paint color to acquire Literal mother of God Stayed with Christ while he was being crucified The Chad Jesus Christ Performed miracles Is both fully God and fully man En Turns water to wine so the party doesn't ever have to stop Flipped tables and whipped people Withstood a brutal death and never turned his back on his father Redeemed a tyrannical Pharisee and turned him into the greatest evangelist who ever lived AoYJ Savior of mankind Respawned after 3 days Made a pitstop in Hell before going to Heaven Encouraged his friends to "sin no more" The way, the truth, and the life Renamed his disciples to prove his alpha status

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The Chad Minecraft vs. The Chad Terraria

The chad Minecraft Got an appearance in smash bros Weak combat, buildimg more than makes up for it So. Much. Content Spending 2000 hours barely scratches the surface Horror better than most horror media Originally developed by 2 people The chad Terraria Weak building, combat more than makes up for it Mod loader is free DLC 17 bosses SLAIN! Over 100 achievements Lore is hidden and told really well

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The Virgin AI "art" vs. The Chad Actual Art

The virgin Al "art" Gave up drawing after 5 seconds because it was too hard No effort. Just pure laziness Not even art. It's just image generation using prompts. Universally hated by the art community Liked by the same weird nerds who like NFTS Can't even generate hands right Steals from real artists and has the audacity to ask for money Just another fad that will die out Vs The Chad real art Even so called "bad" art at least has effort put into it Requires human passion and creativity Gets money from doing good, well priced commissions OUCH! Creates a whole community of artists who support each other Has mastered traditional, digital, or both Artists have the power to create anything and make it look stunning Has been around for millions of years, taking on many forms throughout the ages

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The Virgin Drawing vs. The Chad Painting

THE VIRGIN DRAWING No one knows his author Ugly has useless lineart Probably made with MS paint in 2 minutes THE CHAD PAINTING Took hours of effort to make Polished to perfection can't be considered art, is just and ugly meme has probably f----- the monalisa already made by the author of the post No lines to hide his perfection

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Virgin vs. Chad - The Grand THAD Auto IV

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WILL SOON BE PRAISED AS MUCH AS SAN ANDREAS, WHEN THE NOSTALGIA KICKS IN. TO THIS DAY, THE BEST PHYSICS OF ALL TIME. 3 STORY MODES. ALL CONNECTED. BEST THEME- SONG JOHNNY'S DEATH IS THE MOST TRAGIC EVENT IN GTA-HISTORY. VICE PRESIDENT THE LUIT NO I L.C THEL IROD MINET Lii Smit THAD GTA IV BEST CHARACTERS BEST DIALOGUE BEST STORY. MULTIPLAYER WITH NO MICROTRANSACTIONS AND NO GRINDING. 100 SIDE MISSIONS 35 SIDE ACTIVITIES 150 MAIN MISSIONS MOST MATURE GTA. MOST MATURE COMMUNITY. 3RD HIGHEST RATED GAME OF ALL TIME. SHOOTING AND DRIVING MECHANICS WITH AN ACTUAL SKILL CEILING. LARGEST AND MOST AUTHENTIC CITY IN ROCKSTAR HISTORY. BEST DLC'S IN GAMING HISTORY NIKO'S QUOTES ARE SO MEMORABLE, HE HAS HIS OWN QUOTES-BOT ON REDDIT.

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