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Theotokos Gave birth to humanity's savior Has a beloved insect named after her got pregnant before even having sex Had no problem giving birth around random farm animals The Virgin Mary אאוץ Revered by millions worldwide Painted wearing blue when blue was the most difficult paint color to acquire Literal mother of God Stayed with Christ while he was being crucified The Chad Jesus Christ Performed miracles Is both fully God and fully man En Turns water to wine so the party doesn't ever have to stop Flipped tables and whipped people Withstood a brutal death and never turned his back on his father Redeemed a tyrannical Pharisee and turned him into the greatest evangelist who ever lived AoYJ Savior of mankind Respawned after 3 days Made a pitstop in Hell before going to Heaven Encouraged his friends to "sin no more" The way, the truth, and the life Renamed his disciples to prove his alpha status

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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The Chad Minecraft vs. The Chad Terraria

The chad Minecraft Got an appearance in smash bros Weak combat, buildimg more than makes up for it So. Much. Content Spending 2000 hours barely scratches the surface Horror better than most horror media Originally developed by 2 people The chad Terraria Weak building, combat more than makes up for it Mod loader is free DLC 17 bosses SLAIN! Over 100 achievements Lore is hidden and told really well

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The Virgin Big Penis vs. The Chad Big Brain

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The Virgin AI "art" vs. The Chad Actual Art

The virgin Al "art" Gave up drawing after 5 seconds because it was too hard No effort. Just pure laziness Not even art. It's just image generation using prompts. Universally hated by the art community Liked by the same weird nerds who like NFTS Can't even generate hands right Steals from real artists and has the audacity to ask for money Just another fad that will die out Vs The Chad real art Even so called "bad" art at least has effort put into it Requires human passion and creativity Gets money from doing good, well priced commissions OUCH! Creates a whole community of artists who support each other Has mastered traditional, digital, or both Artists have the power to create anything and make it look stunning Has been around for millions of years, taking on many forms throughout the ages

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The Virgin Drawing vs. The Chad Painting

THE VIRGIN DRAWING No one knows his author Ugly has useless lineart Probably made with MS paint in 2 minutes THE CHAD PAINTING Took hours of effort to make Polished to perfection can't be considered art, is just and ugly meme has probably f----- the monalisa already made by the author of the post No lines to hide his perfection

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The Chad Rickroll

The wizard distracted Music is extremely annoying and the dance move is weird Just as annoying as incel stickbug and virgin gnome Generic ( stickman so no hair Only became a meme because of the game made by the same company as Among Us No main video to drag people to, just the green screen videos 83 No music but we Existed since get an annoying 2015, dead gnome making annoying sounds The virgin gnome Annoying to the point of mock The prank video has a green screen on it so it likely doesn't feel like a prank but rather a free template to use Hides hair, likely bald Likely only existed so they can rip-off the rickroll Existed since 2008, dead "Never Gonna Give You Up, Never Gonna Let You Down, Never Gonna Run Around, and Desert You!" The chad rickroll Main video to drag into has too many Boring plain white screen copies with the real only Catchy having around music video a million views Shiny golden hair Existed to purposely get people's reactions and to get a better version of the brad duckroll Existed since 2007, not even dead yet MB₂ Main video is on Rick Astley himself's YouTube channel with over 1B views Has so many locations in Britain, we can even go there to honor the meme

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The Virgin Bully vs. The Chad Nerd

Virgin Bully The girls he dates are worse hoes than his mom Will be a sorry ass desperate f--- hypocrite when school shooter arives Needs to see Chad Nerd's exam so he can have at least a chance (low iq as f---) Is no one and needs to drag others down to his level due to his faggotry Only likes brainless s--- that Chad Nerd will never liike plays life on medium since only thots play it on easy Chad Nerd Cool hair and style mom made for him Eze Doesn't need to bully anyone to feel superior like incel bully Will be bully's boss in the future plays life on hard mode High IQ and intelligent as f--- Likes cool stuff that brainless bully cant appreciate Incel bully gets scared af when he fights back Bully's mom is dying to get her p---- dicked by chad nerd while she makes bully apologize to nerd for being such a useless f---

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Ruby Gillman #5 - Virgin Luca vs. Chad Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken

The Virgin Luca Yet another movie made by Disney. No theatrical release in the US. Italian. No powers whatsoever. Foreshadowed the 2022 movie Turning Virgin. Is 13, which is a prime number associated with bad luck. Can only access his gill-man form while in water. Embarassingly ugly designs for all the characters. ALL the family members turn into gill-men, overcompensating. (PSYCHE! They're actually gill-men who turn into humans!) Ruby Gillchad, Thunder Kraken Made by Dreamworks (Universal), and made to spite Disney at that. Had a theatrical release in the US. American! Yes powers. Probably a spoof of Turning Virgin. Is 15, which is a triangular number (T5) associated with positive life changes. Can access her kraken form outside of water. Strange, yet wacky designs for many of the human characters, and pleasant designs in regards to other characters. Only her and the other female family members turn into giant kraken, doesn't give a crud, probably works like an ant colony anyways.

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Ruby Gillman #4 - Virgin Captain Marvel vs. Chad Ruby Gillman

Captain Marvirgin Takes place in the past, talk about dwelling. Ruins Brie Larson. Disrespectful towards elders. (Well okay, that was like, a skrull disguised as an elderly woman, right? Still) Brags about how her film became a box office hit, lost fans over time anyways. Is a spawn of Disney, much like the majority of the MCU. Brags about her $1.1 billion gross. Probably dull, mundane, and pessimistic despite her colorful outfit. Samuel L. Jackson (Mace Windu) doesn't save this trash. Is an SJW. Gen X character, millennial actress. How could they make Carol Danvers as Captain Marvel as horrible as she was in the comics? A waste of over 120 minutes (over 2 hours) of your life. Based on an existing comic book, yawn. Power-hungry; wants all the power. Ruby Gillchad, Thunder Kraken Takes place in the present, flows with the present. Enhances Lana Condor. Respects her elders. Bombed at the box office, earned fans anyways. Made by Dreamworks (Universal) to spite Disney, much like the Chad Shrek before her. Grossed a mere $42M, couldn't care less. Bright, colorful, and optimistic. Jane Fonda (Hanoi Jane) doesn't destroy this movie. Not an SJW. Gen Z character, O Gen Z actress. Is essentially a better version of Turning Virgin. Is an original story. Destroys the trident. Over 90 minutes (over 1.5 hours) of sheer fun.

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Ruby Gillman #6 - Virgin Barbie vs. Chad Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken

Greedy trash. Overcompensates by featuring Margot Robbie and that Ryan Gosling guy. Birgin Is pink, assocciated with immaturity and timidity. Is a horrible satire of the toyline this film is based on. Brags about how her film became a box office hit, gets massive backlash anyways. Is about Barbies and Kens going to war with one another. Brags about how her movie surpassed The Chad Mario Bros. Movie, thinks she will get more fans. Brags about her $1.4 billion gross; follows the delusion of more money = more fans. Probably dull, mundane, and pessimistic despite the colorful outfits and settings. Extremely deceitful; claims to be apolitical when it is super woke garbage. Cool actor John Cena (Jakob Toretto) doesn't save this trash. (Wait, wasn't that the guy who's Zhong Xina?) Coincided with the Chad historical film Oppenchader. Misandristic as if it is in front of your face. Probably would become the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic of this decade. (And My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic was trash!) A waste of over 120 minutes (over 2 hours) of your life. The worst work of Warner Bros. Based on an existing toyline, yawn. Overcompensates by having so many sexual scenes, which makes me say this should have been rated R, would still be horrible anyways. Ruby Gillchad, Thunder Kraken Teamed up with a non-profit organization (Oceana). Is blue, associated with sincerity and tranquility. Brings Lana Condor to an even bigger spotlight. Is made to spite the living heck out of Disney. Bombed at the box office, earned fans anyways. Is about krakens fighting mermaids. Overshadowed by Spider-Virgin: Across the Spider-Vergin and Virgimental, didn't care, knew she garned fans anyways. Grossed a mere $42M, couldn't care less. Bright, colorful, and optimistic. 10 So honest that the trailers spoiled the entire movie. Jane Fonda (Hanoi Jane) doesn't destroy this movie. Coincideded with the Virgin action film Indiana Joe and the Dial of Virginity. Not misandristic. Is essentially a better version of the Virgin Turning Red. Underrated, fun movie by Dreamworks (Universal). Over 90 minutes (over 1.5 hours) of sheer fun. Is an original story. Has sprinkles of h----romantic behavior here and there, but that's about it. Still loved anyways. (Should be PG-13 due to this and involving so much of the teenage life, but still works as a PG-13 movie)

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Ruby Gillman #3 - Virgin Turning Red vs. Chad Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken

Turning Virgin Protagonist is a freaking liar. Protagonist design is so freaking ugly. >:( Protagonist is pompous, loud, yet very malicious. Is a spawn of Disney (via Pixar), the most evil Hollywood limb. So horrible it didn't play in American theaters; went straight to Disney+. Not even a superhero movie. Main "villain" gets defeated via twerking, GROSS!!! Main character is 13, prime number associated with bad luck. Main "villain" is just the protagonist's caring mother I didn't even want to look up the protagonist's design as I was making this; I probably should have screwed it up deliberately. Wait a minute, this is a Pixar movie? Protagonist is cruel to her caring mother. Protagonist is very perverted. Is red, associated with violence, danger, anger, and stress. Canuck. Protagonist turns into an endangered species (red panda), W--. Puberty metaphor, and is largely focused around sex and stuff. No real villains in the movie, yawn. Ruby Gillchad, Thunder Kraken Protagonist enjoys being honest. Protagonist is shy, quiet, yet very benevolent. Protagonist design is actually cute and pleasant-looking! :) (Same with the other krakens) Not made by Disney; is a spawn of Universal (via Dreamworks) in this case. Had the guts to play at theaters, even if it meant being a bomb, especially in the wake of other horrible movies such as Indiana Joe and the Dial of Virginity or the Barbie movie. Movie is a superhero movie, and protagonist herself is a superheroine. Main villain gets defeated in a kaiju-style fight she has with Ruby. Main character is 15, triangle number (T5) associated with positive life changes and a new direction. Main villain is an EVIL mermaid queen! Come on, this design is cute! I wanted to strongly base the Chad off of her! (The only thing I couldn't include were the stripes, how lazy of me, haha lol) Protagonist loves her mother regardless, even when she disobeys her. Is ironically blue despite her name; associated with peace, calmness, kindness, and tranquility. Definitely a Dreamworks film. Protagonist is not a pervert. American! Turns into a mythical sea creature (kraken), whoa. Also a puberty metaphor, but does it much better and in a more subtle, but respectful manner. Has a villain; villainess for that matter.

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Virgin vs Chad fisherman

Only uses his grandfather's rod because "it's special" Can't lift a lunker Can identify endangered fish Always manages to release before they're caught Uses turtle excluder devices Uses depth charges Gets his fishing license every year Skunks every trip Partakes in dynamite trawling OUCH! Uses coral as bait "What is an EEZ?" Loves longlining (line with many hooks) Catches fish, then releases them into his stomach after grilling them Barbed hooks Zebra mussels?

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Ruby Gillman #2 - Virgin Spider-Man: Homecoming vs. Chad Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken

M MARVEL STUDIOS #SpiderManHomecoming Gee 7.7.2017 PRES TAN BUILTOTTLIE For Spider-Virgin: Homecucking This is what you came up with for the poster? Brags about not just his first film being a hit grossing $880 million, but all three of his films being hits with a combined total of $3.9 billion. No sunglasses. Does this guy even have lasers? Probably not. No royal blood detected. So many male MCU superheroes were title characters before him, and he won't be the last. Said to be comic accurate, but many fans have not even read the comics, or at least in a while. (Myself included at the time before ditching Marvel) Initially couldn't swing, had to drive, which he also couldn't do at least initially. Libertarianism doesn't save him. Stranded in New York, suffering under Hochul. Mut Overrated as heck. Lost his mom and dad, and subsequently his father figure, followed by his aunt. (In all seriousness, this is had) Cool actors Robert Downey Jr. (Sherlock Holmes) and Samuel Jackson (Mace Windu) do not save his films from sucking. Is based on an already-existing comic book, yawn. Is red, associated with anger and stress. Is part of the MCU, Disney trash, despite this film and its sequels being made by Sony. Annoying as all heck. Stupid suit design. He just equips a suit, and that's it. Tom Holland's worst role. Ruby Gillchad, Thunder Kraken Rightfully copies the Virgin's poster for her own with some added bonuses. Yes sunglasses. Bombed with $41 million, couldn't care less, earned plenty of fans anyways. She has laser eyes! El Is LITERALLY a princess! Is the first female character to be the title character of a Dreamworks film. May have the potential of having comics be made out of her, even if they're fan-made ones! Can swim, and very fast at that! Based centrist. Ex-Canadian-turned-California girl, able to endure Newsom's garbage as she did Trudeau's. Still has her mom, dad, AND her brother. (And they love her) Communist Jane Fonda shows up; not enough to bring the film down. Is an original story. Relatively underrated compared to this or any other animated film. Is ironically blue despite her name, and blue is associated with peace, calmness, and tranquility. Not made by Disney, but rather Dreamworks (Universal), and also to spite Disney at that. Shy, quiet, and also rather sweet and polite. Generic, but actually cute design. Can simply turn into an even bigger kraken for her superhero form. Would probably bring Lana Condor to a bigger spotlight. FROM THE STUDIO THAT BROUGHT YOU SHIREK DRAGON Discover the hero just beneath the surface DREAMWORCKS Ruby Gillman TEENAGE KRAKEN COMING SOON TO THEATRES

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Virgin vs. Chad - The Chad Virgin Mary vs. The Chad Jesus Christ

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Theotokos Gave birth to humanity's savior Has a beloved insect named after her got pregnant before even having sex Had no problem giving birth around random farm animals The Virgin Mary אאוץ Revered by millions worldwide Painted wearing blue when blue was the most difficult paint color to acquire Literal mother of God Stayed with Christ while he was being crucified The Chad Jesus Christ Performed miracles Is both fully God and fully man En Turns water to wine so the party doesn't ever have to stop Flipped tables and whipped people Withstood a brutal death and never turned his back on his father Redeemed a tyrannical Pharisee and turned him into the greatest evangelist who ever lived AoYJ Savior of mankind Respawned after 3 days Made a pitstop in Hell before going to Heaven Encouraged his friends to "sin no more" The way, the truth, and the life Renamed his disciples to prove his alpha status

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