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Greedy trash. Overcompensates by featuring Margot Robbie and that Ryan Gosling guy. Birgin Is pink, assocciated with immaturity and timidity. Is a horrible satire of the toyline this film is based on. Brags about how her film became a box office hit, gets massive backlash anyways. Is about Barbies and Kens going to war with one another. Brags about how her movie surpassed The Chad Mario Bros. Movie, thinks she will get more fans. Brags about her $1.4 billion gross; follows the delusion of more money = more fans. Probably dull, mundane, and pessimistic despite the colorful outfits and settings. Extremely deceitful; claims to be apolitical when it is super woke garbage. Cool actor John Cena (Jakob Toretto) doesn't save this trash. (Wait, wasn't that the guy who's Zhong Xina?) Coincided with the Chad historical film Oppenchader. Misandristic as if it is in front of your face. Probably would become the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic of this decade. (And My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic was trash!) A waste of over 120 minutes (over 2 hours) of your life. The worst work of Warner Bros. Based on an existing toyline, yawn. Overcompensates by having so many sexual scenes, which makes me say this should have been rated R, would still be horrible anyways. Ruby Gillchad, Thunder Kraken Teamed up with a non-profit organization (Oceana). Is blue, associated with sincerity and tranquility. Brings Lana Condor to an even bigger spotlight. Is made to spite the living heck out of Disney. Bombed at the box office, earned fans anyways. Is about krakens fighting mermaids. Overshadowed by Spider-Virgin: Across the Spider-Vergin and Virgimental, didn't care, knew she garned fans anyways. Grossed a mere $42M, couldn't care less. Bright, colorful, and optimistic. 10 So honest that the trailers spoiled the entire movie. Jane Fonda (Hanoi Jane) doesn't destroy this movie. Coincideded with the Virgin action film Indiana Joe and the Dial of Virginity. Not misandristic. Is essentially a better version of the Virgin Turning Red. Underrated, fun movie by Dreamworks (Universal). Over 90 minutes (over 1.5 hours) of sheer fun. Is an original story. Has sprinkles of h----romantic behavior here and there, but that's about it. Still loved anyways. (Should be PG-13 due to this and involving so much of the teenage life, but still works as a PG-13 movie)

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I give no cares on what one may think about Barbie, but that movie was so degenerate I skipped it (I saw Oppenheimer though). Yeah, I'll take a colorful, happy, animated movie about krakens over a degenerate, sick, live-action film based on a toyline I otherwise don't care about.

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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Ruby Gillman #3 - Virgin Turning Red vs. Chad Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken

Turning Virgin Protagonist is a freaking liar. Protagonist design is so freaking ugly. >:( Protagonist is pompous, loud, yet very malicious. Is a spawn of Disney (via Pixar), the most evil Hollywood limb. So horrible it didn't play in American theaters; went straight to Disney+. Not even a superhero movie. Main "villain" gets defeated via twerking, GROSS!!! Main character is 13, prime number associated with bad luck. Main "villain" is just the protagonist's caring mother I didn't even want to look up the protagonist's design as I was making this; I probably should have screwed it up deliberately. Wait a minute, this is a Pixar movie? Protagonist is cruel to her caring mother. Protagonist is very perverted. Is red, associated with violence, danger, anger, and stress. Canuck. Protagonist turns into an endangered species (red panda), W--. Puberty metaphor, and is largely focused around sex and stuff. No real villains in the movie, yawn. Ruby Gillchad, Thunder Kraken Protagonist enjoys being honest. Protagonist is shy, quiet, yet very benevolent. Protagonist design is actually cute and pleasant-looking! :) (Same with the other krakens) Not made by Disney; is a spawn of Universal (via Dreamworks) in this case. Had the guts to play at theaters, even if it meant being a bomb, especially in the wake of other horrible movies such as Indiana Joe and the Dial of Virginity or the Barbie movie. Movie is a superhero movie, and protagonist herself is a superheroine. Main villain gets defeated in a kaiju-style fight she has with Ruby. Main character is 15, triangle number (T5) associated with positive life changes and a new direction. Main villain is an EVIL mermaid queen! Come on, this design is cute! I wanted to strongly base the Chad off of her! (The only thing I couldn't include were the stripes, how lazy of me, haha lol) Protagonist loves her mother regardless, even when she disobeys her. Is ironically blue despite her name; associated with peace, calmness, kindness, and tranquility. Definitely a Dreamworks film. Protagonist is not a pervert. American! Turns into a mythical sea creature (kraken), whoa. Also a puberty metaphor, but does it much better and in a more subtle, but respectful manner. Has a villain; villainess for that matter.

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Virgin vs Chad fisherman

Only uses his grandfather's rod because "it's special" Can't lift a lunker Can identify endangered fish Always manages to release before they're caught Uses turtle excluder devices Uses depth charges Gets his fishing license every year Skunks every trip Partakes in dynamite trawling OUCH! Uses coral as bait "What is an EEZ?" Loves longlining (line with many hooks) Catches fish, then releases them into his stomach after grilling them Barbed hooks Zebra mussels?

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Ruby Gillman #2 - Virgin Spider-Man: Homecoming vs. Chad Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken

M MARVEL STUDIOS #SpiderManHomecoming Gee 7.7.2017 PRES TAN BUILTOTTLIE For Spider-Virgin: Homecucking This is what you came up with for the poster? Brags about not just his first film being a hit grossing $880 million, but all three of his films being hits with a combined total of $3.9 billion. No sunglasses. Does this guy even have lasers? Probably not. No royal blood detected. So many male MCU superheroes were title characters before him, and he won't be the last. Said to be comic accurate, but many fans have not even read the comics, or at least in a while. (Myself included at the time before ditching Marvel) Initially couldn't swing, had to drive, which he also couldn't do at least initially. Libertarianism doesn't save him. Stranded in New York, suffering under Hochul. Mut Overrated as heck. Lost his mom and dad, and subsequently his father figure, followed by his aunt. (In all seriousness, this is had) Cool actors Robert Downey Jr. (Sherlock Holmes) and Samuel Jackson (Mace Windu) do not save his films from sucking. Is based on an already-existing comic book, yawn. Is red, associated with anger and stress. Is part of the MCU, Disney trash, despite this film and its sequels being made by Sony. Annoying as all heck. Stupid suit design. He just equips a suit, and that's it. Tom Holland's worst role. Ruby Gillchad, Thunder Kraken Rightfully copies the Virgin's poster for her own with some added bonuses. Yes sunglasses. Bombed with $41 million, couldn't care less, earned plenty of fans anyways. She has laser eyes! El Is LITERALLY a princess! Is the first female character to be the title character of a Dreamworks film. May have the potential of having comics be made out of her, even if they're fan-made ones! Can swim, and very fast at that! Based centrist. Ex-Canadian-turned-California girl, able to endure Newsom's garbage as she did Trudeau's. Still has her mom, dad, AND her brother. (And they love her) Communist Jane Fonda shows up; not enough to bring the film down. Is an original story. Relatively underrated compared to this or any other animated film. Is ironically blue despite her name, and blue is associated with peace, calmness, and tranquility. Not made by Disney, but rather Dreamworks (Universal), and also to spite Disney at that. Shy, quiet, and also rather sweet and polite. Generic, but actually cute design. Can simply turn into an even bigger kraken for her superhero form. Would probably bring Lana Condor to a bigger spotlight. FROM THE STUDIO THAT BROUGHT YOU SHIREK DRAGON Discover the hero just beneath the surface DREAMWORCKS Ruby Gillman TEENAGE KRAKEN COMING SOON TO THEATRES

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Ruby Gillman #1 - Virgin Dial of Destiny vs. Chad Teenage Kraken

Indiana Joe and the Dial of Virginity Super liberal compared to the rest of the Indiana Jones films (Movies 1, 2, and 3 were conservative, and movie 4 was centrist) Cool actor Harrison Ford doesn't save this trash. Oh boy Indy, what have they done to you? Tried so hard to finally become a box office hit. Is a spawn of Disney unlike the previous four films. Brags about his $370M gross. Probably dull, mundane, and pessimistic. How could they screw up Indiana Jones so bad and replace him with an inferior version? Misandristic, DESPITE Indiana Jones, a man, being the protagonist. Extremely woke. A waste of over 150 minutes (over 2.5 hours) of your life. Probably anti-family, who cares? Just another sequel of an already existing franchise. (Actually no, screw that, this film is so awful I cannot consider it such) Indiana Jones is depicted as weak and foolish, like Joe Biden (hence the title and appearance; based this off of Biden, and not Indy) Ruby Gillchad, Thunder Kraken Communist Jane Fonda doesn't kill this film. Nice, clean, cute, and original design. Bombed at the box office, earned fans anyways. Enjoyable, centrist, fun flick. Made by Dreamworks (Universal) to spite Disney much like the Chad Shrek before her. Grossed a mere $42M, couldn't care less. Bright, colorful, and optimistic. 0 Is essentially a better version of the Wraith Turning Red. Not misandristic despite Ruby, a girl, being the protagonist Has little-to-no wokeness whatsoever. Isn't anti-family; just Ruby being a normal teenager. Over 90 minutes (over 1.5 hours) of sheer fun. Is an original story. Ruby Gillman is shy, quiet, but also strong and does her best to fit in with the human environment.

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the virgin modern scifi character vs the chad retro scifi character

THE VIRGIN MODERN SCIFI CHARACTER lame helmet with toned visor his aliens are still humans in wierd colors but theres now badly written excuses to explain it randomly angled armourplating represents a nation. only uses lasers like half the time. mostly just uses normal guns doesnt directly power everything with tiny nuclear reactors has never f----- an alien boring realistic backpack with lifesupport and survivalgear drab colorsheme. mostly gray, black, white or military colors understands the dangers of nuclear radiation Utilitybelt and pockets represents a pessimistic future and the military industrial complex The chad retro scifi character actually it would take years to travel space even with lightspeed. engines" big glass helmet so aliens can admire his perfect jawline Evertyhing he has is powered by nuclear fusion. even his microwave. holds his deathray sideways because he knows how cool it is has never seen a single article of clothing with a pocket in his entire life has f----- every alien- imaginable on his adventures ,,I made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs." keeps finding aliens that are just humans in wierd colors. never questions it what the f--- is an oxygen tank? he has a jetpack! represents all of humanity stands for an optimistic future has a fun robot friend who looks like a childs toy Skintight colorful spacesuit Thigh high boots the dangers of radiation? never heard of it.

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Virgin Black Hat vs Chad Skeletor

The Virgin Black Hat Sounds like a wheezy fifty year old with a smoking problem Rellies souly on demonic powers in order to look cool Scrawny as all hell Design is bland looks more like Tumblr-appeal Outfit makes him look like an Emo Once-Ler rather than a legit villain Mickey Mouse Shoes Assitants are a cowardly bear, a punkhead on crack, and a bag headed incel Looks more like a walking talking lizard turd An arrogant gary-stu who simply acts like a d--- just for shock factor Insult game doesn't come close to Skeletor's Color scheme is dull and lack luster Awesome in his own right, doesn't have to use cheap demon powers to look cool THE CHAD SKELETOR Iconic Voice, along with an unforgettable catchphrase (NYEAAAH!!!) Doesn't just hit the gym, he flat out PUNCHES IT! Cheesy yet creative and colorful design OOO AJAL Revealing outfit, along. with burly bod gives him that 80's villain vibe Kick-ass 80's Boots Henchmen are actually intimidating and are about as chad as himself Skull face shows right away that he means buisness The absolute master of insults Bombastic personality with classic 80's villain cheese that makes him memorable. Color shceem makes him far more memorable

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Confucius vs Laozi

the virgin confucius believes that virtue leads to orderly behavior obsessed with rules and rituals lives in mom's basement as an act of filial piety obedient citizen isn't it a pleasure to study and practice what you have learned? mortal BODY "the cautious seldom err" the chad laozi patriarchal incarnation of a god secretly envies the freedom of xiaoren doesn't have to explain himself balanced yin yang 哎哟 lives in the moment succeeds effortlessly aesthetics > truth rides thicc water buffalo

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Virgin vs chad deep state

The Virgin Deep State driven completely insane by power and knowledge So many "elites" that effective communication breaks down has long since given up on bringing any form of order to the peasants too smug for own safety conerned only with social standing constantly blamed for controlling the world hates peasants чи prioritizes sex offences over terrorism and nuclear treaties because they dont make cash flow failed 60 year indoctrination plan still keeps God- forbidden knowledge will do whatever aslong as its the popular vote repeatedly fails to learn from own historical mistakes bunch of Atheists who think they dont need a higher power to rule Earth can no longer sustain standards of living due money hoarding The Chad Deep State Hasnt had their true history or beliefs cucked by so many wars operates as a hive mind of equality like a swarm of bees hivemind mastery makes independant thought obsolete classless society leaves peasants content with the small things in life no need to hide Atheism from anyone, own religious belief around the concept builds a weather machine just for fun superior communication skills make for much more effective power structure MB 嗷秦 only peaceful soveriegn state left in the world sees peasants as an extention of the hive mind as well known as Genghis Khan's tomb heaps of ancestry, has own english label for the term knows to respect the order of the universe

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The Virgin SMG4 vs. The Chad TerminalMontage

Ten years ago used to make peak content, but got Modern Family Guy syndrome and has declined horribly Characters are supposed to be complex and well-developed, but in reality they are unlikable, boring, have no real personality or are all of them. And the characters that are actually entertaining have been pushed into the background and/or ruined over the years (Ahem... SMG3) Forcefully wants his videos, and especially his arcs to be taken seriously despite continuing promoting his channel as "the wacky random Mario channel with the funny faces" Prefers quantity over quality, uploading at least 2 or 3 videos every month Too reliant on current memes and fads, making new videos age horribly in just a few weeks Fandom is extremely toxic. Stay away from it as much as possible The Virgin SMG4 S Does clickbait (e.g. Mario's Corn Trip only has Mario for literally 12 seconds) Thinks that Mario stretching and squashing his face is the pinnacle of comedy to the point of repeating it 20 times in nearly every video His version of Mario went from being a dangerous but funny depraved idiot, to a rude and childish moron who turns smart, nice and kind when the plot demands it Stops being funny to have lore His parodies used to be among his best videos, but nowadays they barely qualify as parodies (e.g. His parody of Splatoon 3 has absolutely nothing to do with the real Splatoon 3, other than having a manray with giant eyeballs for literally 5 seconds) Ever since he started making arcs, videos have gotten worse and worse each year Fandom created a strange, unnecessary, and out of nowhere rivalry with SML of all things, despite the fact that both channels hardly have anything to do with each other to be considered rivals Too afraid of being sued by Nintendo, that has removed, retconned, replaced or redesigned all the Mario/Nintendo-related elements of his channel in recent years (And yet, he still keeps Mario as he is because he knows he's his money maker) Quality since 2012 The Chad TerminalMontage Characters are very simple, but they still manage to entertaining and memorable Never tries to get his videos taken seriously. He doesn't even take them seriously himself Takes his time making and uploading videos. He can go months without uploading and still never lose his touch Avoids relying on memes and fads so most of his videos can be timeless Fandom is chill and decent M te He is honest with his thumbnails and titles. Keeps his jokes fresh. Never overuses any running gag to the point of making it unfunny and annoying His version of Mario went from being a bland one-dimensional character to a powerful speedrunning deity His parodies are funny and clever at the same time, and they know very well the source material they are parodying Ever since he started making the "Something About" series, videos have gotten better and better each year "I Am Four Parallel Universes Ahead Of You" Sells merchandise with Nintendo characters on it because he's not afraid of being sued by Nintendo Has lore while still being funny

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THE VIRGIN "OYE PRIMOS" THE CHAD "OE CAUSAS" JE

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The Virgin Thomas Sankara Gained power in a coup, deposed in a coup Refused foreign aid on ideolgical grounds Banned trade unions and the free press Used arbitrary imprisonment and torture to further the revolution Levied extreme taxes on what little exports existed Tried to build an autarkic economy Left the World Bank and IMF, destroyed access to credit Tried to fight corruption by creating massive paramilitaries Got in another war with Mali over basically nothing The Chad Seretse Khama Founded a central bank and national currency, the Pula remains strongest currency in Africa today E Retained expatriate workers after indepedence until pool of qualifed locals developed Fostered competitive banking sector, profitable, well-capitalised and liquid Deftly avoided war despite being encircled by both Alcora Exercise and Marxist regimes Built-up robust export-based economy, personally negoitated deal with EEC Consistently maintained budget surpluses and extensive foreign exchange reserves Elected for four mandates, no coup d'états in his country's history ever Combatted corruption through regulation and emphasis on rule of law

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Chad would never hit a girl!

Virgin "Equal Rights, Equal Fights." Really wants to hit women. Would probably lose the fight anyway. He can barely handle getting pushed down to the ground. Would probably die if he got punched. Girls don't even want to fight him, just fantasizes about getting into fights. Fired from his job after he slapped his coworker who was yelling at him. Very ungentlemanly! Chad Never Hitting Girls Would never even imagine harming a woman. Ev Doesn't even wonder if he could win, as hitting back would break his deepest moral laws. Years of physical abuse have made his body hardened to all damage. OUCH! His animal magnetism makes women inexplicably want to assault him. He accepts it and feels no ill will towards his feminine attackers. MB Women ask him out for dates after they finish breaking his bones. Girls compliment him for his chivalrous behavior while pummeling him.

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Virgin vs. Chad - Ruby Gillman #6 - Virgin Barbie vs. Chad Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken

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Greedy trash. Overcompensates by featuring Margot Robbie and that Ryan Gosling guy. Birgin Is pink, assocciated with immaturity and timidity. Is a horrible satire of the toyline this film is based on. Brags about how her film became a box office hit, gets massive backlash anyways. Is about Barbies and Kens going to war with one another. Brags about how her movie surpassed The Chad Mario Bros. Movie, thinks she will get more fans. Brags about her $1.4 billion gross; follows the delusion of more money = more fans. Probably dull, mundane, and pessimistic despite the colorful outfits and settings. Extremely deceitful; claims to be apolitical when it is super woke garbage. Cool actor John Cena (Jakob Toretto) doesn't save this trash. (Wait, wasn't that the guy who's Zhong Xina?) Coincided with the Chad historical film Oppenchader. Misandristic as if it is in front of your face. Probably would become the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic of this decade. (And My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic was trash!) A waste of over 120 minutes (over 2 hours) of your life. The worst work of Warner Bros. Based on an existing toyline, yawn. Overcompensates by having so many sexual scenes, which makes me say this should have been rated R, would still be horrible anyways. Ruby Gillchad, Thunder Kraken Teamed up with a non-profit organization (Oceana). Is blue, associated with sincerity and tranquility. Brings Lana Condor to an even bigger spotlight. Is made to spite the living heck out of Disney. Bombed at the box office, earned fans anyways. Is about krakens fighting mermaids. Overshadowed by Spider-Virgin: Across the Spider-Vergin and Virgimental, didn't care, knew she garned fans anyways. Grossed a mere $42M, couldn't care less. Bright, colorful, and optimistic. 10 So honest that the trailers spoiled the entire movie. Jane Fonda (Hanoi Jane) doesn't destroy this movie. Coincideded with the Virgin action film Indiana Joe and the Dial of Virginity. Not misandristic. Is essentially a better version of the Virgin Turning Red. Underrated, fun movie by Dreamworks (Universal). Over 90 minutes (over 1.5 hours) of sheer fun. Is an original story. Has sprinkles of h----romantic behavior here and there, but that's about it. Still loved anyways. (Should be PG-13 due to this and involving so much of the teenage life, but still works as a PG-13 movie)

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I give no cares on what one may think about Barbie, but that movie was so degenerate I skipped it (I saw Oppenheimer though). Yeah, I'll take a colorful, happy, animated movie about krakens over a degenerate, sick, live-action film based on a toyline I otherwise don't care about.

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