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Indiana Joe and the Dial of Virginity Super liberal compared to the rest of the Indiana Jones films (Movies 1, 2, and 3 were conservative, and movie 4 was centrist) Cool actor Harrison Ford doesn't save this trash. Oh boy Indy, what have they done to you? Tried so hard to finally become a box office hit. Is a spawn of Disney unlike the previous four films. Brags about his $370M gross. Probably dull, mundane, and pessimistic. How could they screw up Indiana Jones so bad and replace him with an inferior version? Misandristic, DESPITE Indiana Jones, a man, being the protagonist. Extremely woke. A waste of over 150 minutes (over 2.5 hours) of your life. Probably anti-family, who cares? Just another sequel of an already existing franchise. (Actually no, screw that, this film is so awful I cannot consider it such) Indiana Jones is depicted as weak and foolish, like Joe Biden (hence the title and appearance; based this off of Biden, and not Indy) Ruby Gillchad, Thunder Kraken Communist Jane Fonda doesn't kill this film. Nice, clean, cute, and original design. Bombed at the box office, earned fans anyways. Enjoyable, centrist, fun flick. Made by Dreamworks (Universal) to spite Disney much like the Chad Shrek before her. Grossed a mere $42M, couldn't care less. Bright, colorful, and optimistic. 0 Is essentially a better version of the Wraith Turning Red. Not misandristic despite Ruby, a girl, being the protagonist Has little-to-no wokeness whatsoever. Isn't anti-family; just Ruby being a normal teenager. Over 90 minutes (over 1.5 hours) of sheer fun. Is an original story. Ruby Gillman is shy, quiet, but also strong and does her best to fit in with the human environment.

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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THE VIRGIN MODERN SCIFI CHARACTER lame helmet with toned visor his aliens are still humans in wierd colors but theres now badly written excuses to explain it randomly angled armourplating represents a nation. only uses lasers like half the time. mostly just uses normal guns doesnt directly power everything with tiny nuclear reactors has never f----- an alien boring realistic backpack with lifesupport and survivalgear drab colorsheme. mostly gray, black, white or military colors understands the dangers of nuclear radiation Utilitybelt and pockets represents a pessimistic future and the military industrial complex The chad retro scifi character actually it would take years to travel space even with lightspeed. engines" big glass helmet so aliens can admire his perfect jawline Evertyhing he has is powered by nuclear fusion. even his microwave. holds his deathray sideways because he knows how cool it is has never seen a single article of clothing with a pocket in his entire life has f----- every alien- imaginable on his adventures ,,I made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs." keeps finding aliens that are just humans in wierd colors. never questions it what the f--- is an oxygen tank? he has a jetpack! represents all of humanity stands for an optimistic future has a fun robot friend who looks like a childs toy Skintight colorful spacesuit Thigh high boots the dangers of radiation? never heard of it.

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Virgin Black Hat vs Chad Skeletor

The Virgin Black Hat Sounds like a wheezy fifty year old with a smoking problem Rellies souly on demonic powers in order to look cool Scrawny as all hell Design is bland looks more like Tumblr-appeal Outfit makes him look like an Emo Once-Ler rather than a legit villain Mickey Mouse Shoes Assitants are a cowardly bear, a punkhead on crack, and a bag headed incel Looks more like a walking talking lizard turd An arrogant gary-stu who simply acts like a d--- just for shock factor Insult game doesn't come close to Skeletor's Color scheme is dull and lack luster Awesome in his own right, doesn't have to use cheap demon powers to look cool THE CHAD SKELETOR Iconic Voice, along with an unforgettable catchphrase (NYEAAAH!!!) Doesn't just hit the gym, he flat out PUNCHES IT! Cheesy yet creative and colorful design OOO AJAL Revealing outfit, along. with burly bod gives him that 80's villain vibe Kick-ass 80's Boots Henchmen are actually intimidating and are about as chad as himself Skull face shows right away that he means buisness The absolute master of insults Bombastic personality with classic 80's villain cheese that makes him memorable. Color shceem makes him far more memorable

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Confucius vs Laozi

the virgin confucius believes that virtue leads to orderly behavior obsessed with rules and rituals lives in mom's basement as an act of filial piety obedient citizen isn't it a pleasure to study and practice what you have learned? mortal BODY "the cautious seldom err" the chad laozi patriarchal incarnation of a god secretly envies the freedom of xiaoren doesn't have to explain himself balanced yin yang 哎哟 lives in the moment succeeds effortlessly aesthetics > truth rides thicc water buffalo

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Virgin vs chad deep state

The Virgin Deep State driven completely insane by power and knowledge So many "elites" that effective communication breaks down has long since given up on bringing any form of order to the peasants too smug for own safety conerned only with social standing constantly blamed for controlling the world hates peasants чи prioritizes sex offences over terrorism and nuclear treaties because they dont make cash flow failed 60 year indoctrination plan still keeps God- forbidden knowledge will do whatever aslong as its the popular vote repeatedly fails to learn from own historical mistakes bunch of Atheists who think they dont need a higher power to rule Earth can no longer sustain standards of living due money hoarding The Chad Deep State Hasnt had their true history or beliefs cucked by so many wars operates as a hive mind of equality like a swarm of bees hivemind mastery makes independant thought obsolete classless society leaves peasants content with the small things in life no need to hide Atheism from anyone, own religious belief around the concept builds a weather machine just for fun superior communication skills make for much more effective power structure MB 嗷秦 only peaceful soveriegn state left in the world sees peasants as an extention of the hive mind as well known as Genghis Khan's tomb heaps of ancestry, has own english label for the term knows to respect the order of the universe

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The Virgin SMG4 vs. The Chad TerminalMontage

Ten years ago used to make peak content, but got Modern Family Guy syndrome and has declined horribly Characters are supposed to be complex and well-developed, but in reality they are unlikable, boring, have no real personality or are all of them. And the characters that are actually entertaining have been pushed into the background and/or ruined over the years (Ahem... SMG3) Forcefully wants his videos, and especially his arcs to be taken seriously despite continuing promoting his channel as "the wacky random Mario channel with the funny faces" Prefers quantity over quality, uploading at least 2 or 3 videos every month Too reliant on current memes and fads, making new videos age horribly in just a few weeks Fandom is extremely toxic. Stay away from it as much as possible The Virgin SMG4 S Does clickbait (e.g. Mario's Corn Trip only has Mario for literally 12 seconds) Thinks that Mario stretching and squashing his face is the pinnacle of comedy to the point of repeating it 20 times in nearly every video His version of Mario went from being a dangerous but funny depraved idiot, to a rude and childish moron who turns smart, nice and kind when the plot demands it Stops being funny to have lore His parodies used to be among his best videos, but nowadays they barely qualify as parodies (e.g. His parody of Splatoon 3 has absolutely nothing to do with the real Splatoon 3, other than having a manray with giant eyeballs for literally 5 seconds) Ever since he started making arcs, videos have gotten worse and worse each year Fandom created a strange, unnecessary, and out of nowhere rivalry with SML of all things, despite the fact that both channels hardly have anything to do with each other to be considered rivals Too afraid of being sued by Nintendo, that has removed, retconned, replaced or redesigned all the Mario/Nintendo-related elements of his channel in recent years (And yet, he still keeps Mario as he is because he knows he's his money maker) Quality since 2012 The Chad TerminalMontage Characters are very simple, but they still manage to entertaining and memorable Never tries to get his videos taken seriously. He doesn't even take them seriously himself Takes his time making and uploading videos. He can go months without uploading and still never lose his touch Avoids relying on memes and fads so most of his videos can be timeless Fandom is chill and decent M te He is honest with his thumbnails and titles. Keeps his jokes fresh. Never overuses any running gag to the point of making it unfunny and annoying His version of Mario went from being a bland one-dimensional character to a powerful speedrunning deity His parodies are funny and clever at the same time, and they know very well the source material they are parodying Ever since he started making the "Something About" series, videos have gotten better and better each year "I Am Four Parallel Universes Ahead Of You" Sells merchandise with Nintendo characters on it because he's not afraid of being sued by Nintendo Has lore while still being funny

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THE VIRGIN "OYE PRIMOS" THE CHAD "OE CAUSAS" JE

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The Virgin Thomas Sankara Gained power in a coup, deposed in a coup Refused foreign aid on ideolgical grounds Banned trade unions and the free press Used arbitrary imprisonment and torture to further the revolution Levied extreme taxes on what little exports existed Tried to build an autarkic economy Left the World Bank and IMF, destroyed access to credit Tried to fight corruption by creating massive paramilitaries Got in another war with Mali over basically nothing The Chad Seretse Khama Founded a central bank and national currency, the Pula remains strongest currency in Africa today E Retained expatriate workers after indepedence until pool of qualifed locals developed Fostered competitive banking sector, profitable, well-capitalised and liquid Deftly avoided war despite being encircled by both Alcora Exercise and Marxist regimes Built-up robust export-based economy, personally negoitated deal with EEC Consistently maintained budget surpluses and extensive foreign exchange reserves Elected for four mandates, no coup d'états in his country's history ever Combatted corruption through regulation and emphasis on rule of law

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Chad would never hit a girl!

Virgin "Equal Rights, Equal Fights." Really wants to hit women. Would probably lose the fight anyway. He can barely handle getting pushed down to the ground. Would probably die if he got punched. Girls don't even want to fight him, just fantasizes about getting into fights. Fired from his job after he slapped his coworker who was yelling at him. Very ungentlemanly! Chad Never Hitting Girls Would never even imagine harming a woman. Ev Doesn't even wonder if he could win, as hitting back would break his deepest moral laws. Years of physical abuse have made his body hardened to all damage. OUCH! His animal magnetism makes women inexplicably want to assault him. He accepts it and feels no ill will towards his feminine attackers. MB Women ask him out for dates after they finish breaking his bones. Girls compliment him for his chivalrous behavior while pummeling him.

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The Virgin Manichaean Cannot see beyond a binary "Good and evil are absolute and opposite" "B-but Hegelian dialectics!" Believes all things must be compared to an equal other Bound to always see conflict

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Virgin Batang Quiapo and Batang Tondo archnemesis vs Chad Cardo and Matero/Butete friendship vs Thad Sheyee and Smugglaz duo

Virgin Batang Quiapo and Batang Tondo nemesis * Tries to Immitate lyo ang Tondo, Kanya ang Cavite in a form of Batang Tondo (2023) TV series based on a Movie series. * Tanggol (Jesus Dimaguiba) and his Gang are a Ragtag pickpocket thieves, while his dad is a Bank Robber. * Kidlat (Batang Tondo) and his Gang are Edgy robbers and thieves, is also a Fatherless. * Gang Leaders fight to death, does not want to resolve in peace. * It's just like fighting Juaquin Tuazon all over again. * Fights for Territories. * Promotes Gang violence. * Is trying to imitate GTA. * Both literally ruined the Debut Birthday Party of Mokang (AKA the MC's Love-interest). F. Lir. OLICE POLI OLICE Chad Cardo and Matero/Butete friendship * Become friends after Cardo saving Butete from being shot many times. * Unknowledge their difference despite of their ideologies they believe. * Is like John Mactavish and Captain Price from Call of Duty in the Philippines * Beast Police Operators of PNP-CIDG Task Force Agila and fighters in Pulang Araw/Vendetta * Matero's last words: WHATEVER HAPPENS, PLEASE SAVE THE PHILIPPINES! and Cardo did it! * Atleast in a fanfiction he's alive and kickin alon with Cardo as both PNP Officers! * Fights for the Philippines' against crime and corruption both as Vigilantees and Police Officers ***INCE Thad Sheyee and Smugglaz duo * Partners in in Fliptop Dos por Dos Tournament * Is a real-life Rappers * Both defeated Loonie and Abra in a F*CKING RAP BATTLE! * Can't find another reason why i should compare them to the previous two.

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Virgin Alcoholics vs Chad Melee Enthusiast

>I go insane to deal average damage I I swing my sword to one shot whatever I'm aiming at >en garde >cut limb >run >defence stance miss miss miss miss 40 atk 800 damage it's that easy >en garde >cut limb >run >en garde cut limb [Extra turn] X

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Virgin vs. Chad - Ruby Gillman #1 - Virgin Dial of Destiny vs. Chad Teenage Kraken

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Indiana Joe and the Dial of Virginity Super liberal compared to the rest of the Indiana Jones films (Movies 1, 2, and 3 were conservative, and movie 4 was centrist) Cool actor Harrison Ford doesn't save this trash. Oh boy Indy, what have they done to you? Tried so hard to finally become a box office hit. Is a spawn of Disney unlike the previous four films. Brags about his $370M gross. Probably dull, mundane, and pessimistic. How could they screw up Indiana Jones so bad and replace him with an inferior version? Misandristic, DESPITE Indiana Jones, a man, being the protagonist. Extremely woke. A waste of over 150 minutes (over 2.5 hours) of your life. Probably anti-family, who cares? Just another sequel of an already existing franchise. (Actually no, screw that, this film is so awful I cannot consider it such) Indiana Jones is depicted as weak and foolish, like Joe Biden (hence the title and appearance; based this off of Biden, and not Indy) Ruby Gillchad, Thunder Kraken Communist Jane Fonda doesn't kill this film. Nice, clean, cute, and original design. Bombed at the box office, earned fans anyways. Enjoyable, centrist, fun flick. Made by Dreamworks (Universal) to spite Disney much like the Chad Shrek before her. Grossed a mere $42M, couldn't care less. Bright, colorful, and optimistic. 0 Is essentially a better version of the Wraith Turning Red. Not misandristic despite Ruby, a girl, being the protagonist Has little-to-no wokeness whatsoever. Isn't anti-family; just Ruby being a normal teenager. Over 90 minutes (over 1.5 hours) of sheer fun. Is an original story. Ruby Gillman is shy, quiet, but also strong and does her best to fit in with the human environment.

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