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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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Playing the song of his people

The virgin any other instrument THE CHAD RECORDER Takes years to perfect, only PHWEEEEEE to be lost in an orchestra ЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕ Expensive to buy, maintain, and learn EEEEEEEEEE Completely outdated and replaced by computers ЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕ ЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕ Children can't usually master them EEEEEEEEEE ЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕ Oh s---, my reed/string broke. Now completely useless

The Virgin Pansexual vs The Chad Pansexual

Virgin Far Cry 6 vs. Chad The Stanley Parable

far cry 6 The Stanley Parable Far Cry 6 Tells You Off If You Don't Play It Enough Go outside Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years. Ubisoft is automatically emailing players who don't put many hours into Far Cry 6. "Hola, Rojas. I wanted to thank you for giving me Choice. You disappoint me, free rein in Yara. Take it Inbox easy, and know that Yara is Choice. Far Cry 6 Yesterday in capable hands." - EL Presidente It was nusing watching you fail | View in browser SURELY YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS OUBISOFT FARCRY6 Зн TIME PLAYED Spam (37 Spam (37

The Virgin Starter Cav vs The Chad Biraku

Virgin starter cav Chad Biraku Biraku.chads made their own version of fe3 to celebrate his glory There is no Abel There is only one Vyland Easily replaceable, has like 20 different versions fangame throught out the series Wolf guard is a unique and badass concept in fe. OUC 2 christmas cavs again? Ugh Good bases, and growths, coasts through life S--- bases and s--- growths. Vyland user needs sigma grind set to make him good. Looks like Matthis, the strongest unit in FE F---- lord Hardin daily Marries a growth unit Does not look like Matthis Betrays his country at the first chance he gets. Loyal to Hardin until the very end (in fe3).

The Virgin Modernism vs the Chad Classicism

The Virgin The Chad Modernism Classicism Designed by great architects who were scientists and built for the people Designed by a bunch of architects circle Strong and powerful through form and design jerking over Corbusier Glass, steel, and concrete only Completely natural materials like stone and brick Makes the skyline infinitely uglier No proportions, only polygons Raises property values Completely based on maths with proportions and ratios Looks „futuristic“ when built, but is outdated within 30 years Costs a billion Highlight of every city dollars to build Far cheaper to build and lasts for ever OVCH Never goes out of style Bent and weak shape

Mongol chad: mongol milk and meat and yogurt vs european gruel and grains diet

MongolChad.jpg 10 KB JPG >The Mongols consumed a steady diet of meat, milk, yogurt, and other dairy products, and they fought men who lived on gruel made from various grains. The grain diet of the peasant warriors stunted their bones, rotted their teeth, and left them weak and prone to disease.

the virgin anarchist vs the chad leftcom, anarchism, leftcommunism

The Virgin Anarchist THE CHAD LEFTCOM Gets more ass than a toilet seat Dresses in al| black Always calm and rational because he's afraid of Unironically believes in democracy cops Calls out opportunism whereever he sees it Knows that voting is pointless but still does it anyway Tells people to "read the bread book" but hasn't actually Despite never using them, arms and legs are still strong done it himself Thinks knocking over trashcans and breaking windows is "good praxis" Hasn't read marx. Can recite the works of Karl Marx in his sleep, but chooses not to do so, since that's Was born in this armchair, has never left it, doesn't activism need to Worships Abdullah Öcalan Weak arms and legs Participates in activism Calls everyone he disagrees with a lifestylist Thịnks it's not a government Avoids the trap of idealism if you don't call it one

the virgin Subcomandante Marcos vs the chad posadist comrade high commander (posadism)

The Virgin Subcommandante Marcos Uses psychokinetic powers instead of weapons which The Chad Comrade High are produced as commodities. Commander Wears a balaclava, a hat, and a neckerchef. Can't pick one Large eyes to read the works of Karl Marx, big brain to piece of headwear. understand them. Smokes because he thinks it's cool to be an addict. Mind controls former US Senator Harry Reid. Thinks that his national Carries ammunition liberation movement is for terrestrial guns. somehow revolutionary. Actually understands that the productive forces of a society are the basis of any truly revolutionary organization. Understands that clothes Literally just a media personality for a political group. Tried to change his name are bourgeois decadence. Perfectly comfortable in its nude body. to "Subcommandante Galeano", but no one cared. Understands that opposition to imperialism must transcend opposition to any one nation No need for a name, everyone knows what it is. state. Transcends human Trolls the USAF anyway. notions of gender and sex.

the virgin activist vs the chad armchair, leftcoms vs activists

“The Virgin Activist"| Clings to symbols and iconography of past, failed movements. Always calm and rational, ready to abandon mistaken beliefs without the slightest reluctance proven to be incorrect (which is impossible) THE CHAD ARMCHAIR they were ever Chooses his ideology based on its popularity, mainly guided by desire for social acceptance Fantasizes about taking part in historical battles alongside his idols, actually too afraid to even get arrested, Would betray any of his friends or family at a moment's notice if it was in the service of theoretical pedantry The whole world waits to hear every one of his theoretical developments. Does not register the emotions or feelings Extremely emotionally invested in his views, becomes upset and angry when any of his positions are challenged. of others at all Identifies overly strongly with historical figures, Isn't even exactly believes he shares in their sure what history is. Always forms his own accomplishments because of his ideology. Doesn't really understand theory but unhesitatingly upholds the opinions of more popular individuals in the same tendency opinions based on a firm foundation of philosophy and critique. Understands that ideology is a trap. Knows sex doesn't exist, but is swimming in ass nonetheless. Bonus: Dresses like a teenager Makes fawning posts about historical figures on social media Probably only ever read one book but believes in it 100% Believes in left unity Goes to protests mainly to be seen, but nobody notices or cares about him MANDATORY: Has never once in his life Actively refuses any activity but sitting and reading, takes brief breaks only to engage in discourse. Smart, mature attire. Perfectly willing and prepared to strangle any of his philosophical influences to death with his bare hands if they were still alive. Other leftists fear and loathe him, running away when they hear his name. left the comfort of his armchair. Tries to pester his friends and family into adopting his views, believes he's Thinks his ideology is the only way he'll gain acceptance. Hopes it will even get him laid. making a real difference.

Virgin logical rebuttal vs chad-hominem. Chad argumentation, ad hominem fallacy, chad hominem, fallacy, debate

Virgin Rebuttal vs. Chad-Hominem "Where are your "If you look at the facts..." sources?" "Do your lol virgin research" "Allow me to educate you..." "You can't just make things up!

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Dec 02, 2021 at 09:56AM EST

The Virgin South America

Same general shape as Africa because it can't come up with it's own design
Is constantly being abused by humans for having too many resources
All of it's cool unique animals died when it collided with North America
Biggest animal there is a discount pig
Is the home of Brazil

The Chad Africa

Has the richest biodiversity of any continent in the world
Constantly makes humans it's bitch as it has adapted to them since they first appeared
All of it's cool animals continue to live to this day despite humanity's best attempts
Has the biggest animal alive that can flip you off with it's nose
Is the home of Chad, the best country
All of it's natives can say the N word

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Salnax

Dec 01, 2021 at 03:42PM EST

At the heart of the Virgin lies the Amazon…

There's almost a joke here.

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