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The Virgin Anarchist THE CHAD LEFTCOM Gets more ass than a toilet seat Dresses in al| black Always calm and rational because he's afraid of Unironically believes in democracy cops Calls out opportunism whereever he sees it Knows that voting is pointless but still does it anyway Tells people to "read the bread book" but hasn't actually Despite never using them, arms and legs are still strong done it himself Thinks knocking over trashcans and breaking windows is "good praxis" Hasn't read marx. Can recite the works of Karl Marx in his sleep, but chooses not to do so, since that's Was born in this armchair, has never left it, doesn't activism need to Worships Abdullah Öcalan Weak arms and legs Participates in activism Calls everyone he disagrees with a lifestylist Thịnks it's not a government Avoids the trap of idealism if you don't call it one

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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The Virgin Subcommandante Marcos Uses psychokinetic powers instead of weapons which The Chad Comrade High are produced as commodities. Commander Wears a balaclava, a hat, and a neckerchef. Can't pick one Large eyes to read the works of Karl Marx, big brain to piece of headwear. understand them. Smokes because he thinks it's cool to be an addict. Mind controls former US Senator Harry Reid. Thinks that his national Carries ammunition liberation movement is for terrestrial guns. somehow revolutionary. Actually understands that the productive forces of a society are the basis of any truly revolutionary organization. Understands that clothes Literally just a media personality for a political group. Tried to change his name are bourgeois decadence. Perfectly comfortable in its nude body. to "Subcommandante Galeano", but no one cared. Understands that opposition to imperialism must transcend opposition to any one nation No need for a name, everyone knows what it is. state. Transcends human Trolls the USAF anyway. notions of gender and sex.

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“The Virgin Activist"| Clings to symbols and iconography of past, failed movements. Always calm and rational, ready to abandon mistaken beliefs without the slightest reluctance proven to be incorrect (which is impossible) THE CHAD ARMCHAIR they were ever Chooses his ideology based on its popularity, mainly guided by desire for social acceptance Fantasizes about taking part in historical battles alongside his idols, actually too afraid to even get arrested, Would betray any of his friends or family at a moment's notice if it was in the service of theoretical pedantry The whole world waits to hear every one of his theoretical developments. Does not register the emotions or feelings Extremely emotionally invested in his views, becomes upset and angry when any of his positions are challenged. of others at all Identifies overly strongly with historical figures, Isn't even exactly believes he shares in their sure what history is. Always forms his own accomplishments because of his ideology. Doesn't really understand theory but unhesitatingly upholds the opinions of more popular individuals in the same tendency opinions based on a firm foundation of philosophy and critique. Understands that ideology is a trap. Knows sex doesn't exist, but is swimming in ass nonetheless. Bonus: Dresses like a teenager Makes fawning posts about historical figures on social media Probably only ever read one book but believes in it 100% Believes in left unity Goes to protests mainly to be seen, but nobody notices or cares about him MANDATORY: Has never once in his life Actively refuses any activity but sitting and reading, takes brief breaks only to engage in discourse. Smart, mature attire. Perfectly willing and prepared to strangle any of his philosophical influences to death with his bare hands if they were still alive. Other leftists fear and loathe him, running away when they hear his name. left the comfort of his armchair. Tries to pester his friends and family into adopting his views, believes he's Thinks his ideology is the only way he'll gain acceptance. Hopes it will even get him laid. making a real difference.

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Virgin logical rebuttal vs chad-hominem. Chad argumentation, ad hominem fallacy, chad hominem, fallacy, debate

Virgin Rebuttal vs. Chad-Hominem "Where are your "If you look at the facts..." sources?" "Do your lol virgin research" "Allow me to educate you..." "You can't just make things up!

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Physiognomy Ugly people are wrong. Chad Hominem Interesting thesis. 1RM Bench? Ignoring the argument completely Ok, cool You complain a lot. Daddy issues? Bro psychology Scorpions never change their nature. Did George Soros pay you to say that? Appeal to Æsop Ad patronum Refuting the Meta point Why are you advocating for unprincipled exceptions? explicitly refures the central point refuting the central point finds the mistake and explains why it's mistaken using quotes refutation contradicts and then backs it up with reasoning and/or supporting evidence counterargument contradiction states the opposing case with little or no supporting evidence responding to tone, criticizes the tone of the writing without addressing the substance of the argument ad hominem attacks the characteristics or authority of the writer without addressing the substance of the argument name-calling sounds something like, "You are an ass hat."

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The Virgin X-Multiply tentacles The Chad Хехех Flint Immediatly appears in front of your ship, ready to wreak havoc Continues the Irem tradition of locking the main mechanic behind a powerup Features a viscerally satisfying and beautifully animated charge attack Only has a few standard-looking shot types OUCH! Is not featured at all in the ending of the game Transforms into a cute fairy at the end of your mission Forces you to find yet another powerup to get it again after losing a life Instantly reappears when you respawn after a death Is so clingy it stays stuck to your ship and can't be deployed Can be confidently launched forward and called back to your ship if needed Thinks it is clever by repositioning itself when your ship is idle, making it a pain to properly cancel bullets and continuously damage enemies Is smart enough to provide reliable and fixed protection when docked to the ship

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S--- drop rates for 5*'s, but nobody cares since you can still make progress and enjoy the game as a free to play player. Game isn't pay to win, but pay to waifu. Gameplay and progression reliant not on what units you have but on how you invest in them and use them. Only s------- disagree. The Virgin Genshin Impact Chad/Grand Order Fun JRPG gacha game/visual novel that expands upon the story and lore of the Fate franchise and the Broken pay to win gameplay that requires you to whale if you want to do well in the game. Pity system that allows you to get 5*'s after a certain point suckers retards into whaling more since the devs are counting on players to take advantage of the pity system. Pity system is the devs admitting that the game is pay to win. Soulless s----- Chinese gacha game that rips off Breath of the Wild with uninspired characters and s--- waifus. Fanbase full of retards too, but are self aware retards who just like to have fun and collect jpeg waifus. Doesn't care about what other Nasuverse. Unique and interesting characters with top tier waifus. Became popular on its own due to being based on an established and beloved franchise with an already dedicated fanbase, attracting mobages people play. Dogshit story and writing with little to no updates and no clear roadmap on if it'll end. even more fans to boot. . All content filtered through CCP censorship and all revenue made goes towards supporting a communist dictatorship. Retards don't care that they're supporting a regime that's guilty of numerous human rights violations. Shilled into popularity by E-celeb cancer and Chinese Story, characters, artwork etc. all made through each writer's/artist's passion and creativity. Uncensored except for DEmiya on NA since Albert's a retard, or if you are a cuck who plays on CN. All revenue goes to Aniplex and DW to improve the game and fund more Type Moon projects. Doesn't fund the CCP, unless you're a cuck who plays on CN. Just had its 6th anniversary and still has tons of dedicated players. New story content has a slow rollout but is worth the wait. viral markerters who know play this how to attract impressionable dopamine addicted retards. Lostbelt 6 praised as the best chapter yet and events are still fun. CCP prohibits bikini, so that "swimsuit" this year in Genshin looks more like Casual outfits. lacks bikini armor as Fanbase consists of obnoxious shitposting retards who s--- up other mobage communities to shill Genshin Impact. Constantly expanding story that continually gets updated with the quality of the writing improving in each chapter. Nasu oversees the writing of each chapter and a clear roadmap to the story's progression and end already provided. well. Lacking Bikini makes it somewhat ambiguous for Anime-like gacha,for Bikini is quite essential for Anime-like gachas. Doesn't even have armor and shield as well as bikini armors. Has plenty of bikins or bikini armors to make Forbidding Bikini makes it more chilidish than Golden time anime called Tropical rouge precure, which had protag on bikini. Has only been around for about a year yet players are already losing interest and quitting due to lack of good new content. Weebs motivated, for being a based Japanese Despite being unrealistic Fantasy, it has Armor and Shields for game. some servants. But Puts only males on Bra though

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Physiognomy Ugly people are wrong. Chad Hominem Interesting thesis. 1RM Bench? Ignoring the argument completely Ok, cool You complain a lot. Daddy issues? Bro psychology Scorpions never change their nature. Appeal to Æsop Did George Soros pay you to say that? Ad patronum Refuting the Meta point Why are you advocating for unprincipled exceptions? explicitly refules the central point refuting the central point finds the mistake and explains why it's mistaken using quotes refutation contradicts and then backs it up with reasoning and/or supporting evidence counterargument contradiction states the opposing case with little or no supporting evidence responding to tone criticizes the tone of the writing without addressing the substance of the argument ad hominem attacks the characteristics or authority of the writer without addressing the substance of the argument name-calling sounds something like, "You are an ass hat." ifunny.co

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THE R1BVLL arms and armor glorious horsehead scepter crafted in symbolises his dominance beautiful bronze over lesser men has literally ruled the world perfectly formed, beautiful features. since the dawn of history other men are gremlins compared to his BONK godlike beauty BONKT BONK Allows lesser races to exist only to provide himself with a wider variety of p---- to incoominate Halstatt BONK has only ever been defeated BONK by another man of his race all of history La Tene revolves BONK around his Dorian conquests all women gladly receive his seed Trojan does not even know what r--- is Roman Zeus, Jupiter, Lugh, Odin, Thor Celt BONK chariots, the wheel, horses, bronze Bong BONK 'Merican J2ews cannot withstand his BONK onslaught bonk

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The Virgin Anarchist THE CHAD LEFTCOM Gets more ass than a toilet seat Dresses in al| black Always calm and rational because he's afraid of Unironically believes in democracy cops Calls out opportunism whereever he sees it Knows that voting is pointless but still does it anyway Tells people to "read the bread book" but hasn't actually Despite never using them, arms and legs are still strong done it himself Thinks knocking over trashcans and breaking windows is "good praxis" Hasn't read marx. Can recite the works of Karl Marx in his sleep, but chooses not to do so, since that's Was born in this armchair, has never left it, doesn't activism need to Worships Abdullah Öcalan Weak arms and legs Participates in activism Calls everyone he disagrees with a lifestylist Thịnks it's not a government Avoids the trap of idealism if you don't call it one

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