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The Shlad The Virgin Math Major The Wizard The Neckbeard The Incel The Brad The Chad The Thad The Lad Dropout Japanese Major Business Major Philosophy Major Education Major History Major Physics Major CAD Major Of course he F------ neckbeards Thinks he'll become a Has an acute understanding Organic chemistry was too stressful, so Wizard dropped out Inspired by his teachers, Chad endeavors to gift the next generation with exceptional learning Disobeys safety regulations to spend more time in the lab, exposing himself to lethal amounts of Fortune 500 CEO and Math is boring and unlikable, just like Virgin decided to Took Descartes way too seriously of the entire world women will notice him major in Japanese Argues with Math but cooler Parents Disappointed by a lack of lolis Worships the decaying economy of a late-stage capitalist country everyone, never makes a valid Writes a new thesis essay were just getting used to life Studies every side of history, punches Holocaust deniers in the Has no idea Empathetic and friendly, Chad is the perfect His radiation Will probably end up Tutors local children in his free time how he'll make point every week just because he can Vowed to never teacher is a living legitimately afraid of leave his mother's without him teaching kindergarteners to add and basement again mentor him face All the business expertise in the world won't get Incel out of subtract All the Will have a Wants to write a webcomic, too lazy to actually do it Has an awesome CAD mouse with 74 different buttons, expertly followed his manipulates them passion, will all with his gangly fingers particle named after himself hot girls are in Lad's Why would you OUCH! Stays up until 3 am doing calculus homework, sleeps through lectures someday crippling student loan Has no use for Common Core, devises his own Shlad physics class do that, Lad Lad is charting new ground that will lead man into debt superior curriculum Speaks thirteen, languages andl understands the go on to design the Tonka truck of his nuance of every the future culture dreams Brags to his friends that he can finally When the Time to leech off exchange trip comes around, all hell will Has to turn in three human All the exciting stuff has been done already, not going to discover anything new Probably going to become the next Jordan Takes "No pain, no gain" to an entirely new level watch hentai Idolizes the gigachad Enrico Fermi of the government Eagerly awaits his 'monthly tugboat rights violations a week or he fails the quarter Applies his knowledge to current events instead of just arguing over what Napoleon's foreskin looked like His work will Helps his friends study, gaining valuable experience along the way without subtitles some more bring joy to millions of Peterson break loose children

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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The Shlad The Virgin Math Major The Wizard The Neckbeard The Incel The Brad The Chad The Thad The Lad Dropout Japanese Major Business Major Philosophy Major Education Major History Major Physics Major CAD Major Of course he F------ neckbeards Thinks he'll become a Has an acute understanding Organic chemistry was too stressful, so Wizard dropped out Inspired by his teachers, Chad endeavors to gift the next generation with exceptional learning Disobeys safety regulations to spend more time in the lab, exposing himself to lethal amounts of Fortune 500 CEO and Math is boring and unlikable, just like Virgin decided to Took Descartes way too seriously of the entire world women will notice him major in Japanese Argues with Math but cooler Parents Disappointed by a lack of lolis Worships the decaying economy of a late-stage capitalist country everyone, never makes a valid Writes a new thesis essay were just getting used to life Studies every side of history, punches Holocaust deniers in the Has no idea Empathetic and friendly, Chad is the perfect His radiation Will probably end up Tutors local children in his free time how he'll make point every week just because he can Vowed to never teacher is a living legitimately afraid of leave his mother's without him teaching kindergarteners to add and basement again mentor him face All the business expertise in the world won't get Incel out of subtract All the Will have a Wants to write a webcomic, too lazy to actually do it Has an awesome CAD mouse with 74 different buttons, expertly followed his manipulates them passion, will all with his gangly fingers particle named after himself hot girls are in Lad's Why would you OUCH! Stays up until 3 am doing calculus homework, sleeps through lectures someday crippling student loan Has no use for Common Core, devises his own Shlad physics class do that, Lad Lad is charting new ground that will lead man into debt superior curriculum Speaks thirteen, languages andl understands the go on to design the Tonka truck of his nuance of every the future culture dreams Brags to his friends that he can finally When the Time to leech off exchange trip comes around, all hell will Has to turn in three human All the exciting stuff has been done already, not going to discover anything new Probably going to become the next Jordan Takes "No pain, no gain" to an entirely new level watch hentai Idolizes the gigachad Enrico Fermi of the government Eagerly awaits his 'monthly tugboat rights violations a week or he fails the quarter Applies his knowledge to current events instead of just arguing over what Napoleon's foreskin looked like His work will Helps his friends study, gaining valuable experience along the way without subtitles some more bring joy to millions of Peterson break loose children

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