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conceals his pathetic "The Virgin Il mop of hair THE CHAD name is so awe-inspiring he shares it with a classmate only uses his talent to fih elevators and make clocks lets his glorious lock:s fly free encellent not an Ultimate Mechanic bullied by a loli handwriting but still took apart a monokuma name reminds people of carbonated drinks contributes to trials classmates want him alive so they can pin crimes on him classmates find him annoying Wears one color, a sickening dark yello'w varied clothing and color choices volunteers to be killed for demos, doesn't fear death bullied bu a serial killer terrorist incapable of realizing Sonia. doesn't like him back contributes nothing to trials, knows his mere presence is enough can't aska girl out Has the quts to beat the onlu wants his strongest women alive over the head with a bottle forms a "strong, definite bond with Hajime only to say hell doubt him if he acts Suspicious immedietly after waifu for her looks undermined a lying corporation with the help of aliens has a 70% chance of making a wrong prediction, Makoto has said he has to be wary of him, despite his incompetent enterior no notable accomplishments broken talent in the right hanüs

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The virgin Kazuichi VS the chad Yasuhiro


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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