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The virgin Sonic The Hedgehog VS The chad Yakuza Most spin offs are Has two Samurai theme Almost died in the west, spin offs, that are so kino fans are still begging for trash but got saved due to Yakuza 0 being kino. Only alive due to nostlagia them to be localize. Doesn't have Made by the worst team within Sega Majima Has Majima The Kiwami remakes, HD collection for PS3, and the remasters for 3-5 put Sees more ports and re- Made by the best team releases of the genesis within Sega that aint Atlus. games then actual new Changes gameplay styles constantly for no every Sonic port to shame. games Changed gameplay style to turn base reason JRPG with Yakuza 7. OST is always Chances are the OST Turned out far great on top of amazing gameplay is only thing half better then Worst games decent about modern expected. Forces spent 4 years in development, only to turn out to be s--- being Sonic 06 and Boom are Sonic games Annually franchise delivers banger after banger Worst game is Dead Souls, whch is just mediocre. infamous for being terrible

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Sonic vs Yakuza


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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Not to mention too that a lot of Sonic games are still stuck in their original consoles while Sega has seemly gone out of it's way to make it so that as much people can play all the mainline Yakuza games as possible since they are on pc now.
Also, side material, Sonic has a metric shit ton of comics, animes, cartoons and mangas while Yakuza (for what I know) only has the spin-off games.

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