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Shako so tall The Virgin Major Ducos Receeding hairline clearly visible despite The Chad Major Sharpe it won't fit in Powerful Baker frame rifle, capable of firing 3 shots a Aerodynamic unfashionable hat Perfect 20/20 Combat Mullet minute vision Vision so poor Has atleast 2 romantic options in every episode practically blind without glasses Never reloads Literal 40 year old virgin Found irresistable Spends most of salary on replacement glasses Found repulsive by all women by women Able to loot and Meteoric rise through the ranks Patheticly small pistol only useful All schemes get away with it foiled due to for suicide own stupidity Basically invincible Wins every duel Hated by his own side Betrayed own Emperor Hasn't removed or changed uniform in 6 years Unqestionably straight Heavy Cavalry sword, permenantly encrusted with blood Out of fashion knee Shot in back running away regardless of rank, regiment or army length riding breeches from Alpha males Prepared to kill anyone for Flacid fencing sword that bends on contact Still a Major after 8 episodes Killed Evil Prince of Orange and any reasOn burst South Sea Bubble with one well placed shot of Baker Rifle

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The Virgin Major Ducos vs The Chad Major Sharpe


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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sharpe, now that's soldiering, napoleonic wars, 95th rifles, peninsula war, richard sharpe, spy, boney, baker rifle, chad, virgin, ducos, 1993, 2008, sean bean

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