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dungeons and dragons d&d chad vs virgin pelor jozan figurine 3rd edition

Origin Entry: Virgin vs. Chad

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Decided to name a pure faith build character in Demon's Souls, Jozan. Which caused me to google him for a trip down memory lane, and came across an image of this figurine I remember owning at one point. Was already funny how much it resembled the chad pose, but then right next to it was the elf cleric which was almost a dead ringer for the virgin pose. I felt it was necessary to spend a minute in paint to put them side by side and post.

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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the virgin brawl fan THE CHAD MELEE FAN *trip* uses CRTS like the chad he is Sexploits glitches if he can emulătes like a chad Uşes mommy's LCD a--- about his smell AND others' smell "hey mom can we buy brawl again?" "trip* smells bad, dgesn't give à f--- about it OUCH! Wired controllers (if he uses any) not scared of piracy tripping *trip scared of glitches scared of piracy AND emulation not tripping

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the virgin zag vs.The Chad Theseus - Art by FlowerPigeon73

The virgin Zag Chad Theseus Shiny hair, always smile, cool voice hair seems to overreact to wind dog skulls on shoulder, bad tanned skin, loves outside activities Best friends with Asterios <3 000 no friends until he give them some Nectar Champion of Elysium Two Machine guns can't do anything without Olympus god blessings Weak skin tone, never go outside he's feet on fire cuz he always run and dash woosh woosh a GOLDEN chariot with cool face

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All Quiet on the Western Front VS STORM OF STEEL, Virgin Erich Maria Remarque vs Chad Ernst Junger, anti-war vs pro war, pacifism vs war

The Virgin Erich Maria Remarque THE CHAD ERNST JUNGER Has a German name, Was a staunch Nationalist, but Was against nationalism. was against Nazism, as he recognized it's threat to Has a French people know he is German the moment sounding name, people assume he is French. they hear it. Germany. Fled Germany when the Nazis took power. Doesn't need a middle Stayed in Germany when the Nazis took power. His middle name is a girls name, both his first and name lol Criticized the Nazis from last name are very masculine. the safety of Switzerland Received very few medals during first Criticized the Nazis from inside Earned many medals Germany, Nazis never did anything to him out of a mixture of respect Wrote a book about a war, the ones he during both world wars. Virgin complaining about war and wearing boots. did get were and fear. participation medals. "STORM OF STEEL" High School students are Wrote a book about his forced to read his book. personal experiences during World War One. "All Quite on the Western Front" Wrote literature detailing the horrors of war, yet still honored the bravery His book was so bad that High School students the Nazis burned copies of choose to read his book. Wrote defeatist it. literature and sacrafices of the Wrote anti German books The nazis didn't dare soldiers during second world war harm his books. Thought that the Treaty of Recognized that the Treaty of Versailles was unfair and unjust and was a vocal critic of it. Versailles of fair. During the Second World war he put his politics aside and rejoined the Army, as he knew that being a German was more important than politics.

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virgin theoretical physicist vs chad metaphysician, physics, metaphysics

Virgin Theoretical Physicist CHAD Metaphysician His reflections lead to the deepest possible insights about the Divine that can be attained Has a coherent, synoptic Admittedly doesn't know what the f--- Reality ultimately vision of the whole of by reason alone from which he can draw closer to God, the wellspring of all Being he's talking about absurd reality Believes reality is intelligible Retarded about anything and everything outside of his autistically narrow field of hyper-focused study >atheist Thinks everything is particles bumping into Is not troubled at all by quantum indeterminacy because it is a quantitative affirmation of Aristotle's notion Respects all intellectual disciplines unites them together with a common_ coherent metaphysical grounding each other Filthy bifurcationist Conflates formal Thinks everyone of potency and material causality not to be conflated outside of his field of study is retarded when with the corporeal world of the the joke's on him and material causality His metaphysics serve senses as an ontological ground for his ethics Thinks philosophy is dead when he's often Worldview comports just attempting a piss-poor job at metaphysics happily with common Wastes taxpayer Can abstract form sense, can still justify it intellectually from the ground up dollars on from matter with nonsense his intellect alone Probably a moral relativist

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Virgin (had no sex with anyone) vs Chad (his name is chad)

The Virgin THE CHAD has no had sex with his name is Chad anyone OUCH!

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The Virgin Chad vs. the Chad Virgin

"The Virgin Chad" THE CHAD VIRGIN Highly insecure, despite outward false confidence Spends far too much time styling hair, thinks people will like him more because of it Wears an easy to manage, simple haircut that requires little work Listens to music during his day-to-day, has good taste Torn sleeves evoke a faux 'Tough Guy' look Wears obnoxious, brightly-colored clothing to draw attention, is ignored anyway Never listens to music, thinking it will make him less cool Neutral clothing choices force him to better his physical appearance to make up for it, is challenging himself Wishes not to be seen, not for fear or insecurity, but so as to make those around him happier, he is always succesful at this Wears running shoes for maximum comfort on his many thoughtful walks

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The Virgin Chad vs. the Chad Virgin

The Virgin Chad The Chad Virgin Doesn't care about anyone's opinions of him Has a personality outside of sex Only cares what others think of him Whole identity is based around getting with women Wears normal f------ clothes Wears ultra-colorful clothes to get attention, just looks stupid Wants to wait for the right person and have a real relationship Doesnt care about women, just wants sex Hair is iterally just a triangle Hairstyle makes sense and looks like hair Doesn't bother being cool, more worried about his interests Thinks he's really cool but is secretly insecure with relationships

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Virgin Futuristic vs Chad Future-proof

FUTURISTIC vs. FUTURE-PROOF ZAGNRUS 6677. F. 2. -EMODRICHTSGEBAUDE - Short term construction - International style (no identity) - Modernist (novelty/dated) - Rejects the street - Synthetic materials - Chaos and equality - Unsustainable - Built to endure - Local/Regional style (identity) - Tradition (beautiful/enduring) Embraces street (sense of place) - Robust natural materials - Order and hierarchy - Sustainable

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Self Confidence

THE VIRGIN SELF-DEPRECATING HUMOR THE CHAD ABSURD SELF-CONFIDENCE HUMOR makes passive suicidalism your mental norm puts people at ease unleashing your baggage on people who didn't ask for it people can genuinely laugh because it's so extreme OUCH! your friends have to fight you on it gets you more comfortable with even satirical self-confidence makes people hesitantly pity laugh doesn't require your friends to be unpaid therapists deep discomfort all around bleeds into your social circle, making your friends a lot happier too "no do you get it like the joke is that I want to die" "I'm literally god and the best at everything I do"

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The Virgin Self-Deprecating Humor vs. The Chad Absurd Self-Confidence Humor

THE VIRGIN SELF-DEPRECATING HUMOR THE CHAD ABSURD SELF-CONFIDENCE HUMOR makes passive suicidalism your mental norm puts people at ease unleashing your baggage on people who didn't ask for it people can genuinely laugh because it's so extreme OUCH! your friends have to fight you on it gets you more comfortable with even satirical self-confidence makes people hesitantly pity laugh, doesn't require your friends to be unpaid therapists deep discomfort all around bleeds into your social circle, making your friends a lot happier too "no do you get it like the joke is that I want to die" "I'm literally god and the best at everything I do"

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Virgin vs. Chad

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Decided to name a pure faith build character in Demon's Souls, Jozan. Which caused me to google him for a trip down memory lane, and came across an image of this figurine I remember owning at one point. Was already funny how much it resembled the chad pose, but then right next to it was the elf cleric which was almost a dead ringer for the virgin pose. I felt it was necessary to spend a minute in paint to put them side by side and post.

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