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THE VIRGIN SELF-DEPRECATING HUMOR THE CHAD ABSURD SELF-CONFIDENCE HUMOR makes passive suicidalism your mental norm puts people at ease unleashing your baggage on people who didn't ask for it people can genuinely laugh because it's so extreme OUCH! your friends have to fight you on it gets you more comfortable with even satirical self-confidence makes people hesitantly pity laugh, doesn't require your friends to be unpaid therapists deep discomfort all around bleeds into your social circle, making your friends a lot happier too "no do you get it like the joke is that I want to die" "I'm literally god and the best at everything I do"

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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The Virgin STEM Student The Chad Humanities Major Reads for hours with unbroken concentration, cements and synthesizes knowledge through peer discourse Professor has literally never heard of him, too busy with the 500 other students in Professor directly supervises their thesis, they enjoy a fruitful academic correspondence his lecture Needs a constant supply of energy drinks and repetitive music to focus Throws Bacchanalian o-----, revels in the pleasure of the flesh Has memorized the properties and function of the entire periodic table, still struggles to distinguish between Sex and Gender Naively Objectivist Goes to museums and reads Man literature in their free time Only changes out of graphic tees and ill-fitting shorts for networking opportunities W Binges Rick & Morty/plays Overwatch for 18 hours straight to decompress Is aware of their inevitable ethnographic and ideological biases, undauntedly sails between the scylla of objectivity and the charybdis of subjectivity Flawlessly delivers compelling presentations that span a variety of disciplines Crams like a maniac, immediately forgets everything after examination Can effortlessly recall nuanced concepts from years ago Has never seen a study guide in his life Thinks the gender gap in STEM is acceptable, frankly is much more comfortable around men Stutters while nervously talking over PowerPoint slides Has a diverse and eclectic mix of friends, celebrates people for their ideas

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Virgin cycle of "Your opinion bad my opinion good" rationalizer vs Chad acceptance

The Chad Acceptance The Virgin "the cycle of your opinion bad my opinion good" rationalizer "Twitter? What is that?" has blue checkmark on twitter. literal hypocrites will utilize it to rally the mobs stand their ground when needed will back off hiding when has no pride for their even to the bitter end cornered has pride on own statement calls you out for having an opinion different to the public their "i like it even if you your my statement opinion opinion dont like it" doesn't like it when something they like is being contested by someone, no matter how polite it was treat memes as treat memes like just memes, it's a f------ hypothesis nothing more nothing less admits that what your they like may have shortcomings opinion my my opinion your opinion opinion time is a sex flat f------ circle "Son, i argued better than that back on my age..." my opinion my your opinion opinion your opinion "Yes, and?" will portray themselves to have the higher ground claims that everything is bound by generational conflict, but things stays the same

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The Virgin $2,000 Check vs the Chad Bomb Dropped on Syria

The Virgin $2,000 Check The Chad Two Million Dollar Bomb For Struggling Americans Dropped on Syria Delivered electronically Delivered by Politicians might never or by boring mail truck Continues proud cool military agree to it aircraft! bipartisan tradition going back decades Average American Joe May decrease carbon footprint by killing 17 people who were in Syria 2,000 Two Thousand Dollars Victims probably die quickly Uncle Sam and painlessly to fight ISIS Serves as a useful reminder that the US government will spare no effort or expense Might give you Might trick you into thinking the US government cares a painful paper cut to secure the wellbeing of about your wellbeing Raytheon, the Saudi Royal Increases carbon footprint family, Boeing, and the Israeli right by saving lives of the poor

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They knew, even back then...

Yesterday's Print @yesterdaysprint The Humboldt Union, Kansas, May 14, 1881 @ |@ elet -> The man who don't The man who does advertise. advertise.

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[FC4] the virgin chosen vs the CHAD Royal Guard

the virgin chosen the CHAD Royal Guard Believes in the teachings of "We should burn a village to the ground. a psychopath who killed his child because some inner Probably afraid to run into his former neighbors. Believes in his majesty King Min. That's always fun!" voice told him to. Not actually strong despite being "Eden's Gate special forces". Highest HP NPCS in the game. Wears a camo trenchcoat Most specialized equipment is a fighter plane. straight outta the thrift shop. Uniform designed by the royal tailor himself. Artillery, Mortars, Helicopters, Sniper Rifles, Body Armor, extended magazines... Mandatory Judge Wolf gives his position away every time. He gets everything he wants because his King loves him so much. Either PTSD-ridden from fighting for oil in a desert in the middle east or brainwashed into joining Has fought in numerous wars but decided to spend the rest of his life in Kyrat protecting the glorious King The barking of his guard dog strikes fear into every stealthy player. The Royal Guard hunter can tame Tigers and packs of wolves with ease. the cult. Min. Manages to kill a bunch of underequipped civilians. Succesful coup d'état, conquers the entire country and fights the rebels all the way back to Banapur.

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Your opinion vs my opinion circle (time is a flat fucking circle)

my opinion your opinion your opinion my my opinion your opinion opinion time is a sex flat f------ circle my opinion my opinion your opinion your opinion

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the virgin your opinion vs the chad my opinion untrue objectively correct stupid yes dumb fake unfake true incorrect FORRECT cant be argued with i hate you i am smart f--- you you make me angry

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Virgin TES: Oblivion vs the Chad Two Worlds

Virgin Oblivion CHAD TWO WORLDS DEVS DİD VOİCEWORK THEISELVES OST is just generic fantasy music and OST HAS COOL SYNTHS AND ROCK ELEMENTS Hired 7 actors to do all the voices composer is an ass just as DUMB OП РС FROM COOL DUDE WHO MADE AXEL F AND ТОР GUn fHЕME Dumbed down for consoles HAS HORSES, BONY Weapons/armor HORSES, AND LİZARD Horse are boring and all look the same are static and HORS ES can only be improved with enchanting WHOLE GAME İS PİSS EASY Awful level scaling makes the game absurdly hard if don't min max WEAPONS AND ARMOR CAN BE you SŤACKED A WHOLE BUNCH AND ΕΠCHAΠΤED WITH 1ULIIPLE EFFECIS GROMS jusŤ SOUND CONSTIPATED Goblins sound like NO LOADİNG SCREEIS PROTAG ÍS All ALPHA BADASS WHO Protag is a silent beta who never constipated sheep EXCEPŤ FOR DUNGEONS AND HAS ONE LİIERŞ AND ŤALKS SHİŤ TO SŤARIUP PEOPLE'S FACES speaks their mind Loading screens for every single building and dungeon "all natural" little baby BİG BEEFY SŤEROİD MUSCLES muscles Whole game is a forest, with some lava and snow sometimes HAS FORESTS, PLĀİIS, SIIOW, DESERİ, EVİL FORESŤ, BAMIBOO, JAPAII

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Virgin vs. Chad - The Virgin Self-Deprecating Humor vs. The Chad Absurd Self-Confidence Humor

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THE VIRGIN SELF-DEPRECATING HUMOR THE CHAD ABSURD SELF-CONFIDENCE HUMOR makes passive suicidalism your mental norm puts people at ease unleashing your baggage on people who didn't ask for it people can genuinely laugh because it's so extreme OUCH! your friends have to fight you on it gets you more comfortable with even satirical self-confidence makes people hesitantly pity laugh, doesn't require your friends to be unpaid therapists deep discomfort all around bleeds into your social circle, making your friends a lot happier too "no do you get it like the joke is that I want to die" "I'm literally god and the best at everything I do"

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