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Virgin Theoretical Physicist CHAD Metaphysician His reflections lead to the deepest possible insights about the Divine that can be attained Has a coherent, synoptic Admittedly doesn't know what the f--- Reality ultimately vision of the whole of by reason alone from which he can draw closer to God, the wellspring of all Being he's talking about absurd reality Believes reality is intelligible Retarded about anything and everything outside of his autistically narrow field of hyper-focused study >atheist Thinks everything is particles bumping into Is not troubled at all by quantum indeterminacy because it is a quantitative affirmation of Aristotle's notion Respects all intellectual disciplines unites them together with a common_ coherent metaphysical grounding each other Filthy bifurcationist Conflates formal Thinks everyone of potency and material causality not to be conflated outside of his field of study is retarded when with the corporeal world of the the joke's on him and material causality His metaphysics serve senses as an ontological ground for his ethics Thinks philosophy is dead when he's often Worldview comports just attempting a piss-poor job at metaphysics happily with common Wastes taxpayer Can abstract form sense, can still justify it intellectually from the ground up dollars on from matter with nonsense his intellect alone Probably a moral relativist

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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THE VIRGIN SELF-DEPRECATING HUMOR THE CHAD ABSURD SELF-CONFIDENCE HUMOR makes passive suicidalism your mental norm puts people at ease unleashing your baggage on people who didn't ask for it people can genuinely laugh because it's so extreme OUCH! your friends have to fight you on it gets you more comfortable with even satirical self-confidence makes people hesitantly pity laugh doesn't require your friends to be unpaid therapists deep discomfort all around bleeds into your social circle, making your friends a lot happier too "no do you get it like the joke is that I want to die" "I'm literally god and the best at everything I do"

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The Virgin STEM Student The Chad Humanities Major Reads for hours with unbroken concentration, cements and synthesizes knowledge through peer discourse Professor has literally never heard of him, too busy with the 500 other students in Professor directly supervises their thesis, they enjoy a fruitful academic correspondence his lecture Needs a constant supply of energy drinks and repetitive music to focus Throws Bacchanalian o-----, revels in the pleasure of the flesh Has memorized the properties and function of the entire periodic table, still struggles to distinguish between Sex and Gender Naively Objectivist Goes to museums and reads Man literature in their free time Only changes out of graphic tees and ill-fitting shorts for networking opportunities W Binges Rick & Morty/plays Overwatch for 18 hours straight to decompress Is aware of their inevitable ethnographic and ideological biases, undauntedly sails between the scylla of objectivity and the charybdis of subjectivity Flawlessly delivers compelling presentations that span a variety of disciplines Crams like a maniac, immediately forgets everything after examination Can effortlessly recall nuanced concepts from years ago Has never seen a study guide in his life Thinks the gender gap in STEM is acceptable, frankly is much more comfortable around men Stutters while nervously talking over PowerPoint slides Has a diverse and eclectic mix of friends, celebrates people for their ideas

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Virgin Theoretical Physicist CHAD Metaphysician His reflections lead to the deepest possible insights about the Divine that can be attained Has a coherent, synoptic Admittedly doesn't know what the f--- Reality ultimately vision of the whole of by reason alone from which he can draw closer to God, the wellspring of all Being he's talking about absurd reality Believes reality is intelligible Retarded about anything and everything outside of his autistically narrow field of hyper-focused study >atheist Thinks everything is particles bumping into Is not troubled at all by quantum indeterminacy because it is a quantitative affirmation of Aristotle's notion Respects all intellectual disciplines unites them together with a common_ coherent metaphysical grounding each other Filthy bifurcationist Conflates formal Thinks everyone of potency and material causality not to be conflated outside of his field of study is retarded when with the corporeal world of the the joke's on him and material causality His metaphysics serve senses as an ontological ground for his ethics Thinks philosophy is dead when he's often Worldview comports just attempting a piss-poor job at metaphysics happily with common Wastes taxpayer Can abstract form sense, can still justify it intellectually from the ground up dollars on from matter with nonsense his intellect alone Probably a moral relativist

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