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Only thing saving him is being the only empire here from the Americas Tried to invade Russia Plagued by civil war and political strife Just here so l Only slightly better cuz it lasted ~1000 years in winter can spite that guy Last emperor was a f------ six year old Hated communism, was Brought to its knees by a short French boi Tried to fit diverse peoples into a single nation No ones even basically Diet Communism Only lasted about heard of him 10 years Only lasted about 10 years Cucked by Japanese Plagued by civil wars and infighting I hate you Small d---- Imao Killed Cut a deal with the J--- to millions of people become a puppet in order to survive, died anyway Couldnt choose between pope or emperor The Wraith The Grand Wizard The Neckbeard The Wizard Holy Roman Empire The Incel Great Moravian Empire Third Reich Gran Colombia Qing Dynasty Cucked by Ottomans Lost America, got back up and did even better than last time No one really cares Only Reich to have colonies Had so much gold he literally devalued global currencies. First one to colonize, about him still was beat by Spain to So confident that he gave Austria-Hungary unwavering support Destroyed Fought off 4000 Zulus with 130 men America Hasn't Zanzibar in Beat to India been relevant Made a beautiful 38 minutes Imao (look up Battle of Rorke's Drift) and China by since 1400s kingdom our of a Beat to the the British desert s------- Steady decline after East Indies 1800s Handed Germany by the Dutch Had the balls to Turned the One of the least significant colonial powers in history Never lost the Sudetenland without Middle of the шош fight a war on two fronts, was able Irish into territory from the war, even asking Czechoslovakia, absolute power move road, average Pretty good as an Empire his bitch Empire Only put so to hold a stalemate only from the TOV low cuz many Kept his military bases on Cyprus just to f--- with them others were significantly better The Virgin Portuguese Empire Called "sick man of Europe" as a polite way of saying "just die already" The Basic Ottoman Empire The Chad The Gigachad British Empire The Brad Mali Empire German Empire Has his little friends, Blocked all non-Soviet the Chadsaw Pact Jesus Christ, he's huge Imperialist power, airlines from his airspace Plagued by civil wars and infighting, Rome was still one of the most stable cities in the world Forced Japan to open up its country under threat of violence was never an Just conquered, didn't care Empire Directly responsible for the spread of the plague Survived for Fabricated the Destroyed the Jewish temple three times, did NOT give a f--- USS Maine incident, declared war on Spain anyway. more than 1000 years in the East Conquered and brutalized while having the NERVE to say he wasn't an Empire Its successor states went on to form the Properly incorporated multiple cultures Only reason Ottomans we're able to take out Did horrible s---, Allies looked past 0000 greatest civilizations in history 0000 0 000 O000 the Byzantines Uト it Went 800 years without Rome being sacked Billions of people today can trace roots to Ghengis Khan F----- the Polish Defeated Spain in Doesn't need a good army, The Thad The Lad The Dad The Gad Soviet Union four months the Russian Winter is all Roman Empire he needs Mongol Empire USA Just destroyed planets, didn't car Blatently xenophobic to aliens, no one Incomprehensibly cares massive Leader is literally in tune with the life blood of the universe, basically immortal The NAD Galactic Empire ঃ३

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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Only thing saving him is being the only empire here from the Americas Tried to invade Russia Plagued by civil war and political strife Just here so l Only slightly better cuz it lasted ~1000 years in winter can spite that guy Last emperor was a f------ six year old Hated communism, was Brought to its knees by a short French boi Tried to fit diverse peoples into a single nation No ones even basically Diet Communism Only lasted about heard of him 10 years Only lasted about 10 years Cucked by Japanese Plagued by civil wars and infighting I hate you Small d---- Imao Killed Cut a deal with the J--- to millions of people become a puppet in order to survive, died anyway Couldnt choose between pope or emperor The Wraith The Grand Wizard The Neckbeard The Wizard Holy Roman Empire The Incel Great Moravian Empire Third Reich Gran Colombia Qing Dynasty Cucked by Ottomans Lost America, got back up and did even better than last time No one really cares Only Reich to have colonies Had so much gold he literally devalued global currencies. First one to colonize, about him still was beat by Spain to So confident that he gave Austria-Hungary unwavering support Destroyed Fought off 4000 Zulus with 130 men America Hasn't Zanzibar in Beat to India been relevant Made a beautiful 38 minutes Imao (look up Battle of Rorke's Drift) and China by since 1400s kingdom our of a Beat to the the British desert s------- Steady decline after East Indies 1800s Handed Germany by the Dutch Had the balls to Turned the One of the least significant colonial powers in history Never lost the Sudetenland without Middle of the шош fight a war on two fronts, was able Irish into territory from the war, even asking Czechoslovakia, absolute power move road, average Pretty good as an Empire his bitch Empire Only put so to hold a stalemate only from the TOV low cuz many Kept his military bases on Cyprus just to f--- with them others were significantly better The Virgin Portuguese Empire Called "sick man of Europe" as a polite way of saying "just die already" The Basic Ottoman Empire The Chad The Gigachad British Empire The Brad Mali Empire German Empire Has his little friends, Blocked all non-Soviet the Chadsaw Pact Jesus Christ, he's huge Imperialist power, airlines from his airspace Plagued by civil wars and infighting, Rome was still one of the most stable cities in the world Forced Japan to open up its country under threat of violence was never an Just conquered, didn't care Empire Directly responsible for the spread of the plague Survived for Fabricated the Destroyed the Jewish temple three times, did NOT give a f--- USS Maine incident, declared war on Spain anyway. more than 1000 years in the East Conquered and brutalized while having the NERVE to say he wasn't an Empire Its successor states went on to form the Properly incorporated multiple cultures Only reason Ottomans we're able to take out Did horrible s---, Allies looked past 0000 greatest civilizations in history 0000 0 000 O000 the Byzantines Uト it Went 800 years without Rome being sacked Billions of people today can trace roots to Ghengis Khan F----- the Polish Defeated Spain in Doesn't need a good army, The Thad The Lad The Dad The Gad Soviet Union four months the Russian Winter is all Roman Empire he needs Mongol Empire USA Just destroyed planets, didn't car Blatently xenophobic to aliens, no one Incomprehensibly cares massive Leader is literally in tune with the life blood of the universe, basically immortal The NAD Galactic Empire ঃ३

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