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Virgin boomer Chad BOOMer believes everything on Facebook short fuse complains about the next generation explosive temperament a blast to human frailty too p---- to go to war hang out with grenadier in Nam can blow down a wall bad hearing ugly shoe girls call him the bomb loud, makes you deaf

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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The Virgin Satanist Vs The Chad Lovecraftian Cultist Tentacular appendage like in his favorite Henti Found true Basically just another Is really just an Atheist edgelord needing attention enlightenment through the deranged babbling and whispers in his retarded Religion dreams Most likely a p-------- Thinks there's a good/bad side of the universe but Knows that there is Preaches no such thing as good or evil just the malevolent howling only the Eldritch truth Just wants an chooses to worships the evil side. excuse to of the engage in carnal of the void mollusks Cosmos hedonism Worships Worships a "Fallen Angel", sounds gay as f--- Mental G`o'snah'zatorian the hospitals can't Ravager of Galaxies confine him forever

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Has The Schwartz Bee Movie Land mine defuser Has a rarely watched Netflix in WW2 show Did first Producers Brick Wall Too many movies to count that were standup Had a great tv show... 30 years all funny ago Rabbi Tuckman Blazing Saddles Virgin Jerry Seinfeld Chad Mel Brooks

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