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THE VIRGIN MARIO VS THE CHAD MICKEY Has a girlfriend which he married to His girlfriend rejected him He fails to protect her Always protects her Abuses his brother Doesn't abuse Donald nor Goofy Kidnapped a gorilla and tor tured it's son Cares for animals Commits turtle murder His company can't compete with Sony His company can compete with Warner Bros and Nickelodeon Has less money Has much more money Never won a Game of the Year award Won an Oscar just for existing

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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The Virgin Satanist Vs The Chad Lovecraftian Cultist Tentacular appendage like in his favorite Henti Found true Basically just another Is really just an Atheist edgelord needing attention enlightenment through the deranged babbling and whispers in his retarded Religion dreams Most likely a p-------- Thinks there's a good/bad side of the universe but Knows that there is Preaches no such thing as good or evil just the malevolent howling only the Eldritch truth Just wants an chooses to worships the evil side. excuse to of the engage in carnal of the void mollusks Cosmos hedonism Worships Worships a "Fallen Angel", sounds gay as f--- Mental G`o'snah'zatorian the hospitals can't Ravager of Galaxies confine him forever

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The 21st Century Wanker v. The 20th Century Chap v. The 19th Century Lad

21st century wanker 20th Century Chap 19th Century Lad Fought in Two World Wars, would do it again Fights Thad Zulus without feare scared of weapons The only time he Rejects slavery, colonizes Africa instead cried was as he embraces watched his Empire be the police state relinquished after Ww2 For the Glory has no cause For King and Country of Britannia

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The Virgin Industrial Slave v. The Chad Anarcho-Primitivist

Banprim gang The Virgin Industrial Slave The Chad Anarcho-Primitivist Sleeps under the Milky Way Remarkable physical & mental Only concerned with health Strong family and community relationships food, water and shelter Consumes toxic food Displays of emotion repressed and substituted with synthetic dog s--- and polluted water Self-determination Life is full of NPC in the matrix wonder and Free thinker Wants what isn't needed purpose Votes unironically 20 hour work week Resentful and never heard of taxes Considers themselves spoiled kids Fishin with the lucky to have a 9 to 5 Manufactured consent boys Taxed to high hell Socio-economic system so strong it lasted for 200,000+ years Hasn't talked to his Liberated from the neighbor in a year Interchangeable cog in a cucked system chains of Sexless marriage desire and comfort Constantly roaming the lands, home is where your rug rests Requires drugs to cope with pathetic lifestyle Mailed a bomb to Expression through consumption Creates beautiful art just for the sake of creation your boss Only measure of time is the moon and sun Mild autism from Victimhood No Kings. no masters vaccines

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Virgin Jerry Seinfeld v. CHAD MEL BROOKS

Has The Schwartz Bee Movie Land mine defuser Has a rarely watched Netflix in WW2 show Did first Producers Brick Wall Too many movies to count that were standup Had a great tv show... 30 years all funny ago Rabbi Tuckman Blazing Saddles Virgin Jerry Seinfeld Chad Mel Brooks

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Virgin Peta v. CHAD TIGER KING

THE VIRGIN PETA VS THE CHAD TIGER KING A F------ badass hair CHAD Claims to save animals Soy boys, and yet kills them Feminazis rule it u/eliteplasma Stupid sign killed a lady for for trying to take his tigers Uses scare tactics to gain followers MEAT IS MURDER Would likely s--- Literally goes face to face with tigers Hated by the internet himself twice over before going near a tiger His name is literally Joe Exotic, coolest s---

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Virgin Modern Anime v. CHAD CLASSIC ANIME

The Virgin The Chad Could still be running 20 years later, never diminishes in quality (read One Piece gdi) Modern anime Classic Anime Male character knows it's good to hang out with bros every so often; still appreciates the company of women both platonically and Female protagonists Gets voted anime of the decade because its fans have a memory of with hair to their f------ a goldfish (should've been fukcin' space dandy gdi) calfs h-------- Mechs probably need more than one pilot for some dumb reason, intimately Variety of art timeless styles, each solidifying them in history Male main character even though there's almost surrounded by harem of never a mech women, somehow still a virgin; no bros to hang Doesn't need to be isekai'd to a new world to be interesting; out with Unoriginally takes place in a fantasy gives exposition naturally 9 out of ten times is an isekai, attempts to mask exposition by explaining it world with elves Clever writing, doesn't resort to sexuallizing its female characters every five minutes to get a laugh and goblins to MC Wields a boring-ass katana Male character can be 40-year-old chad with bulging muscles, doesn't Thinks constant sex jokes and references sex is peak Thinks every flat-chested girl is a loli; lewds her comedy Takes place in space, in the past, in a fantasy world, who knows? The possibilities are endless anyway Will be forgotten by next season, only remembered by its big-tiddy Stacy waifu of the month Cell-drawn animation painstakingly drawn by hand, animators are truly masters of th Digitally drawn animation, copy-pasted background patterns, CGI horses Boring, bland art styles; afraid to have creative at the risk of alienating virgin weebs that want pretty waifus Wields a massive Wears a variety of absurd There WILL be giant f------ claymore the size of bulge clothes, makes it stylish and will be worn by cosplayers for generations mechs, and that's always awesome; doesn't need more then one pilot, only wears a track suit for some reason idfk combining is optional

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THE VIRGIN MARIO VS THE CHAD MICKEY Has a girlfriend which he married to His girlfriend rejected him He fails to protect her Always protects her Abuses his brother Doesn't abuse Donald nor Goofy Kidnapped a gorilla and tor tured it's son Cares for animals Commits turtle murder His company can't compete with Sony His company can compete with Warner Bros and Nickelodeon Has less money Has much more money Never won a Game of the Year award Won an Oscar just for existing

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