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The virgin "Coinciding THE CHAD "COINCIDING Movie Release" Includes GAME RELEASE" Has to redo new forms Includes arcade-like entire main character of gameplay to keep the franchise from Movie writer aspects seen in previous titles to liven the gameplay and pay homage to fans of the old games has twitter because he looks meltdown like trash being stangnant Had trash Animation marketing team is no Sequel to longer existant a terrible movie Fans make memes, art, and videos with characters of both Needs an A-list actor to carry a good chunk of the movie franchises interacting with each other Fans think it's the best movie ever. In reality it is just average. Great side- Villain is an characters actual threat to you actually care for Fans blame Great marketing team humanity Sonic for stealing their movie's On the Nintendo Switch Wouldn't survive Good to play after a stressful day profit a autumn release

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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