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"The Virgin Cal" THE CHAD STARKILLER Droid sidekick is yet another cutesy little beeping droid with stock quips, such as saying "Let's do that again!" after something dangerous happens Droid sidekick is a cheerful Looks like a navy seal/ sociopath whose prime directive is to kill him Looks like he's late mixed martial artist for his shift at Starbucks amalgamate Game is basically Is weighed down and haunted by what he's done and the evil he's capable Games were basically Star Wars "God of War," but they were pioneers in simulated physics and procedural animation Star Wars "Uncharted" of, but he uses that as Struggles to defeat the comic relief character from Rogue One Has the personality of an upbeat 13-year-old despite motivation to keep himself moving forward the fact that his entire order was recently wiped out Eats rancors for breakfast, and beat the crap out of Darth Vader twice and then tied him up and threw him into the trunk of his ship Can use Force lightning and can Can temporarily pause an object in time like Emo Ren Started out as a female protagonist but was changed because Disney create a Force blast that incinerates enemies into ashes Started out as a Wookiee superhero but was changed to allow the story more depth was worried she would be more interesting than Rey Juggles his enemies around like rag dolls Driven by his need to right his many wrongs, Can only move enemies Driven to run along as many walls as possible while making lukewarm jokes save the woman he loves, and take down Vader and Palpatine, who have manipulated and wronged him throughout his life backwards and forwards Was holding his lightsaber in a reverse grip before Ahsoka started Has a family-friendly lightsaber that politely declines to cut through doing it, and he dual-reverse-wields in the sequel Decapitates his enemies in his second game Holds his lightsaber like any random Jedi enemies

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The Virgin Cal vs. The Chad Starkiller


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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star wars, jedi fallen order, the force unleashed, the force unleashed ii, cal kestis, starkiller, galen marek, the virgin walk, the chad stride

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