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The Virgin finding cure of any disease The Chad stick on a rock O$ wasted on this project Spicy 2500000000000$ spent during the reaserching boring OUCH! Wasted, like, 1 minute Wasted half of his His goals are beyond anyone's understanding Just wanted his life on this parents to be proud of him His invention is useless absolutely for everyone patented his invention and became the richest his invention is somewhat usefull only for diseased people man on the Earth, what a virgin Never patented his invention, so everyone can use it for free, what a chad

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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The Virgin Aperture Science The CHAD BLACK MESA One of it's worker's daughter defeated some turrets with a portal gun One of it's workers It's administrator survived killed hundreds of It's administrator died two alien invasions terryfing aliens with due to some moon rocks and even became the a crowbar and even entire Earth's defeated their ruler administrator A survivor probably sacrificed himself for Antagonist are A bunch survivors teamed up and helped defeating a powerful empire saving one person soldiers with an Al way ahead of it's time Antagonist is robot that is stuck in the falicity, can't even go outside Funded by military Literally travelled to a different dimension Not funded by military for teleportation Made teleportation possible using IRL physics

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The Virgin Looking At Memes v. THE CHAD BEING THE MEME

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Shitpostin' like a boss

THE CHAD REPLY-TO-EVERY-POST- The virgin comment-once-and-be-done AND-EVERY-COMMENT copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste can't believe you all care lol you're all so mad about this gives his opinion copy+paste copy+paste nothing else to say copy+paste f------ 'spergs bunch of snowflakes copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste (okay, maybe just another frivolous quip to lighten the mood) copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste COPY+ copy+paste i'm mad? no you're mad! PASTE copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste gonna downvote me? lol you all can't accept how right i am lol copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste copy+paste

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A Virgin v. Chad Poker

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Virgin Family Pride Ride v. other family rides

The Virgin Family The Chad THE THAD KOM Ride Family Ride HUNT FAMILY RIDE Literally killing dog walkers in the way of segments Trained kids through 0° winter to be ready for spring UCI Approved Literally blocking the entire path Impossible to keep 2 meters away from Banned from Average speed 20mph Triple Crankset TV Family Thad has strava century ride genetically cloned 5mph average speed Sweaty tank top Bike looks like its himself to draft Average speed 50mph from WW2 frames for the Matching Lycra No hands Bikes found in Kids don't even entire family skinsuits for kids to flex bottom of shed Оодо have helmets Aero skin Richmond 51 Park NETOAL NETRON Doesn't need to Planning family Everest ride for summer Halfway through daily double Mum follows Using E-Bikes if hilly, bad "Ecxu..Excuse me." "Get out of the way Garmin GPS З КОMS/s yell, just barges anyone in the way Scrap metal>Hybrid Bike slowcoach!" behind in team car implants in head century

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Choose your emperor wisely

VS The Chad Emperial Flry The Virgin "Imperial Navy" Standard, ran of the mill ship is 4-6 km bong Fainted in pleasing cofors that strike fear ởn the hoarts of Boring grey monotone Literally a Standard ship isn't even 1 km long Imao space dorito Crushes rekelions eery day Easily destroyed by space terrorists Gglng silhin 500,000 km is a Has a giant status Xenos are tolerated Elses shau fabor cérlagn dealh senlenet Gets destroyed when Bruh are these Fakes sereral genérationg to ké copmpleted, dach ship is a work of art hlaszed by the Emptror supposed to be lasers? Placrocannong that shoot sholls the st of nulghorhoods rammed Doesn't even last 10,000 years, weak

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The virgin B-class Fubuki vs The Chadette Monster Queen Psykos

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le CHAD turned into le pickle. FUNNIEST STUFF I'VE EVER SEEN.

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The Joel vs The Drake

The Joel THE DRAKE has nothing but weapons, backpack for tools just like normal human still survives both the desert any and cold Himalayan mountains snarky, charismatic and handsome angry, sad, groomy always depressed gets in insta-killed by some blind fungus-head rando with skinny arms protagonist role lost already in the 2nd game protagonist in every single game he's in beats in CQC trained men who are twice his size post-timeskip romance is just barely implied enemies consist of hobos, wild ill people and some glorified militia rednecks destroyed every lost city he found for the lols has canonically banged both the women that defeated private armies, plus mercenaries, monsters, tanks, helicopters and superhumans assisted him in his numerous adventures

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Virgin Remote Teaching v. CHAD REMOTE LEARNING

The Virgin Professor teaching from home The Chad student learning from home Vewont - Water-cooled gaming rig - Broadcast-quality streaming studio - Family respect independence, leave food at door - Glorious baritone carried by classic Electro-Voice RE-20 - Lumbar caressed by tasteful Gaming Throne - Will make $400 per hour streaming this evening - Seamless co-ordination with peers on group projects - Born in a world where all education free, one click away - Getting a refund on course fees anyway - Actual Hot Wheels 1999 PC - Tiny, messy kitchen table - Family disruption - Annoying voice barely picked up by terrible mic - Hard kitchen chair causing spinal damage - Will make $ Jack S--- $ per hour today - "Can you hear me now?... oh, sorry" - Uses books and physical media, omg lame - Getting made redundant next month anyway

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The Virgin Rock Bassist v. THE CHAD FUNK BASSIST

THE CHAD FUNK BASSIST Loud and proud afro The Virgin Rock Bassist Is very audible Entirely self taught Can only barelyplay 4/4 Is often barely audible Utilises every single string Needs a metrọnome to keep the rhythm Most well Stupid emo hair Can play in every time signature and change Uses a different tuning for every song known member of Only plays in D Standard Formally taught probably depressesd the band Often uses 5 Least recognizable member of the band Irreplacable and 6 string Plays exclusively 4 string basses basses Can play with a pick, fingers, slap, and with his mind Is the main Least talented member of the band song composer for the band Only uses E and' A strings Only plays with a pick lis a better singer than the lead vocalist Live performances have new parts and improvised solos ouch and often sings leads Live performances are just crappier versions of the Will probably end úp being replaced Feels the rhythm and doesn't need a Only sometimes sings bącking vocals and alwayš sounds bad Is more talented than the lead guitarist metronome album

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Aussie Shitposter vs Leaf Poster

THE VIRGIN "Hey, bud" THE CHAD >F------ Aussies AUSSIE SHITPOSTER ABHORRENT LEAF POSTER Relies too much on their reputation, often dissapoints Thinks they're a based country, just another cucked anglo colony Their politics are a complete mystery because no one cares >Based Leaf Cucked as f---, doesn't care Nobody can draw their flag Has never heard of a decent Indecipherable slang Easily recognizable leaf proudly displayed post Not even a livestream of World famous meme PM a mosque shooting can make them interesting Makes effort posts, Spams bait posts, gets infinite (you)s gets no replies Becomes famous simply by the existence of their grocery store prices

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Virgin vs. Chad - virgin inventor v. CHAD INVENTOR

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The Virgin finding cure of any disease The Chad stick on a rock O$ wasted on this project Spicy 2500000000000$ spent during the reaserching boring OUCH! Wasted, like, 1 minute Wasted half of his His goals are beyond anyone's understanding Just wanted his life on this parents to be proud of him His invention is useless absolutely for everyone patented his invention and became the richest his invention is somewhat usefull only for diseased people man on the Earth, what a virgin Never patented his invention, so everyone can use it for free, what a chad

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