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the virgin pardo the CHAD Evan Wright fantasizes about killing his colleagues knocks out can literally disarm a subway full of thugs and a bathhouse full of mobsters without dropping a single enemies only out of necessity thin skin bit of blood has to hide in fear of murders random people in police arresting him despite being a police officer vain attempt to gain media coverage, fails goals are noble and doesn't just try to GET on the true, just wanting to news, he IS the news has to drop by a write a book tries to help russian mafia, gets rejected by them convenience store full of thugs to murder them all in order to doesn't need to kill people to compensate for a small penis gets to spend his moments not in fear, but doing what he loves compensate for small penis has a loving family with kids and s--- shotgun flips do literally nothing chk chk chk fast knockouts with bat/hands

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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The Virgin Rey The Chad Ahsoka Sees Through The Lies of the Jedi Wears a Tube top and Mini Skirt at age 14 thanks to Chad Filoni Believes the Narrow Minded "All Good" View of the Jedi Has to Wear Modest "Desert Drab because of Virgin Disney Is a Generic Pale Human Literally Died and Jumped on a Grenade and is nowhere near a Mary Sue Is a Mary Sue who divides fans everytime she is on screen Is a Colourful Togruta Chad Yellow/Green Cant Even Build and White Lightsabers a Lightsaber Cant Even hold her own against some Praetorian Guard without Kylo Helping her Literally Fights F------ DARTH VADER Without Backup Virgin Blue Builds 4 Lightsabers and Purifies 2 Kyber Crystals Lightsaber

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The Chad Crazy The Virgin Fake Таxi Тaxi ТАS Very sluggish, this guy doesn't know how to drive, he just wants sex Likely the fastest form of transportation currently known to man Likely don't get to You get to listen to listen to The The Offspring Offspring Exhilarating Very boring ride. experience, you'll remember this trip for the rest of your Not trustworthy driver, probably life You can trust him with your life, if he was inexperienced you'd be dead already gave you an STD.

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Chad Coomer Virgin nofapper VS has gotten more tail than all of nofapper virgins ancestors combined doesnt fap and still balding p---- hurts muslims doesn't give a f--- about you and just cooms pale as a ghost because never leaves moms basement claims p--- wastes time wastes his own time on imageboards visits his pornfus at every pornconvention thinks entire day about how to restrict another mens penis never seen a vagina scared of touching his own penis p--- hurts woman if I whiteknight them they MUST pityfuck me walks the virgin walk gets free goodies too afraid to visit a convention always stays home I could have saved Hannah confident big d--- energy surrounds him begs government to make laws so the police can stop him fapping doesnt care about d---- of other men secretly homosexual penis is underdeveloped and shrunk from no usage not ashamed of his sexuality seeing pictures of semi naked woman makes him seethe every picture that exists of him shows him grabbing t--- and asses secret feminist no friends ashamed of normal body functions is pro censorship

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God "Oh s---!" "Okay, zoomer." *incomprehensible zoomer slang* *mutters racial dang slurs in Oh s--- oh frustration f--- Oof O-kay, Bo-Boomer "Oh crap!" *Ahem* Yikes references "F---!"

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The Virgin Top 40 Listener v. The Chad Experimental Noise Listener

The Virgin Top The Chad Experimental Noise Listener 40 Listener doesnt even own 20+ noise complaints per day headphones; only uses overly loud speaker systems Is too lazy to pick has only ever listened to music through apple earbuds music for themselves doesn't know about digital mucic formats only uses records (sometimes has to settle for CDs) so they let the radio decide for them when he has to pick music he uses youtube videos calls black people scary da Merzbow or da Death really wants airpods Grips fo today? only audio equiment he wants is a speaker that is another thinks his muic taste is accepts all races has friends IRL 100 decibels louder better than Chads doesnt feel the need to doesn't need friends compare himself to others for validation gets cheap Nikes and treats them like Jordans he has music doesnt dedicate his full attention to the music wears rick owens and isnt afraid of what will happen to it when music is on, Chad is doing nothing else

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Chad BoBoBo Virgin Jolo Characters range from all sorts of crazy designs. Beautiful afro. Has to wear hat to hide porcupine hair. Character designs look very similar and boring even the stand designs look similar as well. Fanboys are annoying and constantly ridicule people for liking other anime. Fans are people who grew up Relies on Stand to fight. Has the power of his nose hair to fight and the power of toon physics. with the show on Toonami and still remember the great Everything has to be a Jolo reference even if The anime and manga is so ridiculous that it takes itself seriously. memories from the show. it isn't. The anime and manga is so crazy that it becomes self aware that it's not serious. Good exampe is how the 4th wall is broken constantly in the english dub. References are very memorable and memeable.

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The Virgin Nostalgia Critic v. THE CHAD RALPHTHEMOVIEMAKER

THE VIRGIN DOUG WALKER THE CHAD RALPH SEPE Looks Jewish Looks Italian Blatant wannabe of the Actually does his own Angry Video Game Nerd thing in his reviews Has an entire skit where he spends Panders to kids basically an entire minute-and-a-half creepily monologuing about getting r---- Pretentious Pretentious hipster by his uncle as a kid while "Ghosts Of hipster douchebag who won't admit to being one Is just an Things To Come" plays in the background ignorant douchebag Would rather die than hypocrite like who openly become the type of most film ignorant hypocrite that mocks himself Bald critics most film critics are for being one "Eh, Spider- "OH MY EVER-LOVING GOD Lives up to his "Nostalgia Verse was pretty Curly-haired SPIDER-VERSE IS SO GOOD I'M cool, I guess" Critic" nickname by throwing GONNA F------ C--" Lives up to his "Movie Maker" nickname a massive tantrum whenever Quantity by actually knowing what the f--- he's something offends his Quality talking about when he lectures his childhood sensibilities Naive optimist audience about the art of film-making Insightful pessimist Obsessed with his stupid Wears whatever he wants Generally reviews businessman costume (including wife-beater shirts) famous/infamous Always qives the fairest, most bias- movies purely so that free judgment possible to basically Jumped the shark ages ago Still in his YouTube prime he can j------- the every film that he reviews, no matter Overrated and unfunny skits that famous ones and Underrated and actually funny skits that how good or how bad the film itself only exist to pad out the runtime mindlessly bash the is (or how politically preachy it is, as prove his talent as a film-maker and are infamous ones of his videos and later turn into seen in his Wonder Woman 2017 often quite relevant to the things that blatantly forced memes and Black Panther 2018 reviews) he's reviewing when he performs them Obnoxiously lowbrow Can make reviewing Can easily make reviewing generic Black comedy, social satire and inside and childish toilet humor the biggest and most s----- reality shows that no one cares jokes for literal days on end and "random" humor for bombastic "pop about (particularly Mystery Diners) literal days on end culture event" films Actually respects his some of the absolute funniest s--- to Talked an entire "parody" of all time boring classic rock ancestors ever grace the Internet album's worth of s--- without even trying about Pink Floyd

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VAUGHT'S PRACTICAL CHARACTER READER. VAUGHT'S PRACTICAL CHARACTER READER 28 29 A GENUINE HUSBAND AN UNRELIABLE HUSBAND Young ladies, indelibly fix this shape of head in your memories. Any man who will make a natural, kind and true husband will have a head in outline from a side view like this. The reason this man is an unreliable husband is be- cause he is very weak in Conjugality and Parental Love and exceedingly strong in Amativeness. Young ladies, beware of such men as husbands. PREJUDICE. BIGAMY Bigamy comes directly from Amativeness. Con- scientiousness is weak and Secretiveness large. Prejudice is composed of Friendship, Parental Love, Conjugality, Inhabitiveness, Approbativeness, Venera- tion and Destructiveness. These elements when in the lead will give one a strong feeling for something or some- body and against the opposite. POLYGAMY Polygamy is an amalgamation of Amativeness, Spir- ituality and Veneration. Strange, but perfectly true.

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