Howdy! You must login or signup first!

THE VIRGIN DOUG WALKER THE CHAD RALPH SEPE Looks Jewish Looks Italian Blatant wannabe of the Actually does his own Angry Video Game Nerd thing in his reviews Has an entire skit where he spends Panders to kids basically an entire minute-and-a-half creepily monologuing about getting r---- Pretentious Pretentious hipster by his uncle as a kid while "Ghosts Of hipster douchebag who won't admit to being one Is just an Things To Come" plays in the background ignorant douchebag Would rather die than hypocrite like who openly become the type of most film ignorant hypocrite that mocks himself Bald critics most film critics are for being one "Eh, Spider- "OH MY EVER-LOVING GOD Lives up to his "Nostalgia Verse was pretty Curly-haired SPIDER-VERSE IS SO GOOD I'M cool, I guess" Critic" nickname by throwing GONNA F------ C--" Lives up to his "Movie Maker" nickname a massive tantrum whenever Quantity by actually knowing what the f--- he's something offends his Quality talking about when he lectures his childhood sensibilities Naive optimist audience about the art of film-making Insightful pessimist Obsessed with his stupid Wears whatever he wants Generally reviews businessman costume (including wife-beater shirts) famous/infamous Always qives the fairest, most bias- movies purely so that free judgment possible to basically Jumped the shark ages ago Still in his YouTube prime he can j------- the every film that he reviews, no matter Overrated and unfunny skits that famous ones and Underrated and actually funny skits that how good or how bad the film itself only exist to pad out the runtime mindlessly bash the is (or how politically preachy it is, as prove his talent as a film-maker and are infamous ones of his videos and later turn into seen in his Wonder Woman 2017 often quite relevant to the things that blatantly forced memes and Black Panther 2018 reviews) he's reviewing when he performs them Obnoxiously lowbrow Can make reviewing Can easily make reviewing generic Black comedy, social satire and inside and childish toilet humor the biggest and most s----- reality shows that no one cares jokes for literal days on end and "random" humor for bombastic "pop about (particularly Mystery Diners) literal days on end culture event" films Actually respects his some of the absolute funniest s--- to Talked an entire "parody" of all time boring classic rock ancestors ever grace the Internet album's worth of s--- without even trying about Pink Floyd

+3

The Virgin Nostalgia Critic v. THE CHAD RALPHTHEMOVIEMAKER


Uploaded by TVBRobotnik Nov 13, 2019 at 03:16PM EST

Share Pin Download More

Origin Entry: Virgin vs. Chad

File type: jpg

Resolution: (1626px x 1004px)

File size: 245 KB


Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
View All 1,859 Images

Load 2 Comments

More:


+ Add a Comment

Comments (2)


Display Comments

Add a Comment


+ Add an Image

Image Details

1,657 views (7 from today)

Uploaded Nov 13, 2019 at 03:16PM EST

Origin Entry

Virgin vs. Chad

Source

r/VirginVsChad

Tags

virgin vs chad, virgin v chad, doug walker, nostalgia critic, ralph sepe, ralphthemoviemaker, virgin walk, chad stride

Claim Authorship Edit History
Textile Embed