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The Virgin "Harry Potter The Chad "Animorphs Knoweldgeable about animals. Understands that Owls would make awful pets Rag-tag group thrown together and surviving by skill and chance. Unique deconstruction of sentai-motifs Author continues to create Boomer parents unaware that the books were traumatizing and bizarre. Purchased monthly, anyway. Masqueraded as "Zoobooks!" different, new works, but still appreciates the fans Lazy, trite "Chosen One" motif Even "Naruto" did it better. Appealed to normie Boomers Author keeps milking it, George-Lucas style. Written at Diverse core cast, despite being written years before. Inter-racial romance, implied bisexuality. Visits to other cultures are respectful. People with disabilities are valued lightning speed by a humble, middle-class Complex, amusing, scary, and engaging villains. Realistic Half of the series written by hypocritical mansion-dwelling celebrity richer than the Queen. Mewling, Mincing Millenials Saved the world Fears America Minnesotan in allegory to the gray morality of war Villains' veiwpoint is considered without smart- All-white cast. Foreign the depth of winter while phones characters are absurd All-knowing, magical, manipulative, bearded geriatrics are unhealthily worshipped Kills most of main characters in the end. Author savage but poetic in, the natural and fitting ultimate endings of character's arcs. Boring, simplistic, one- dimensional villains stereotypes writing another series Real world animal, history, and weather Too cowardly to kill superflous Ron or beloved Hermoine. Technology available, too dumb to use it Alien species and cultures are Alien technology is wondrous and mysterious. Characters turn into countless animals to education detailed with Milquetoast ending. Resists and battles the Never does anything interesting with the sentient non-human histories, motives, rich descriptions, interactions, and parasitic, subversive, controlling, enslavers accomplish different objectives Glorifies a subversive, parasitic class of inbred, controlling, elites. Competent, Cunning Generation Y memorable magical races characters All-knowing, magical, manipulative, bearded geriatric is routinely told off and exposed as a turd. Built the Scholastic Flghts are usually spashes of neon. Despite being warlocks, never summons a demon Killed off the book fairs. book fair, along with "Goosebumps." Fights are brutal alien-on animal savagery Disembowlement dismemberment, and loss of consciousness from Magic supposedly unlimited: Mostly shoots lasers out of sticks Readers suspicious of power structures, paranoid of conspiracies, and willing to undertake guerilla [& gorilla] from early age. Understood that even the "good guys" can be compromised, corrupt or working at cross-interest. Real life ideological opponents don't deserve to be compared to the greatness of Visser One or Visser Three. Sees the Drodes' machinations everywhere Too conformist to buy a more blood loss par-for-the- utilitarian red-tailed hawk Books teach distrust of the course. Tactical solutions instead government. Fans become big- government advocates anyway. and stealth employed Doesn't even know Obnoxious British Fans compare every ideological opponent to Voldemort what a thermal is idioms, dumbed down for American cash-cow. Even the Alien friend loves Charming, Nineties Humor American fast food and TV.

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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The Virgin "Harry Potter The Chad "Animorphs Knoweldgeable about animals. Understands that Owls would make awful pets Rag-tag group thrown together and surviving by skill and chance. Unique deconstruction of sentai-motifs Author continues to create Boomer parents unaware that the books were traumatizing and bizarre. Purchased monthly, anyway. Masqueraded as "Zoobooks!" different, new works, but still appreciates the fans Lazy, trite "Chosen One" motif Even "Naruto" did it better. Appealed to normie Boomers Author keeps milking it, George-Lucas style. Written at Diverse core cast, despite being written years before. Inter-racial romance, implied bisexuality. Visits to other cultures are respectful. People with disabilities are valued lightning speed by a humble, middle-class Complex, amusing, scary, and engaging villains. Realistic Half of the series written by hypocritical mansion-dwelling celebrity richer than the Queen. Mewling, Mincing Millenials Saved the world Fears America Minnesotan in allegory to the gray morality of war Villains' veiwpoint is considered without smart- All-white cast. Foreign the depth of winter while phones characters are absurd All-knowing, magical, manipulative, bearded geriatrics are unhealthily worshipped Kills most of main characters in the end. Author savage but poetic in, the natural and fitting ultimate endings of character's arcs. Boring, simplistic, one- dimensional villains stereotypes writing another series Real world animal, history, and weather Too cowardly to kill superflous Ron or beloved Hermoine. Technology available, too dumb to use it Alien species and cultures are Alien technology is wondrous and mysterious. Characters turn into countless animals to education detailed with Milquetoast ending. Resists and battles the Never does anything interesting with the sentient non-human histories, motives, rich descriptions, interactions, and parasitic, subversive, controlling, enslavers accomplish different objectives Glorifies a subversive, parasitic class of inbred, controlling, elites. Competent, Cunning Generation Y memorable magical races characters All-knowing, magical, manipulative, bearded geriatric is routinely told off and exposed as a turd. Built the Scholastic Flghts are usually spashes of neon. Despite being warlocks, never summons a demon Killed off the book fairs. book fair, along with "Goosebumps." Fights are brutal alien-on animal savagery Disembowlement dismemberment, and loss of consciousness from Magic supposedly unlimited: Mostly shoots lasers out of sticks Readers suspicious of power structures, paranoid of conspiracies, and willing to undertake guerilla [& gorilla] from early age. Understood that even the "good guys" can be compromised, corrupt or working at cross-interest. Real life ideological opponents don't deserve to be compared to the greatness of Visser One or Visser Three. Sees the Drodes' machinations everywhere Too conformist to buy a more blood loss par-for-the- utilitarian red-tailed hawk Books teach distrust of the course. Tactical solutions instead government. Fans become big- government advocates anyway. and stealth employed Doesn't even know Obnoxious British Fans compare every ideological opponent to Voldemort what a thermal is idioms, dumbed down for American cash-cow. Even the Alien friend loves Charming, Nineties Humor American fast food and TV.

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