Howdy! You must login or signup first!


+110

Virgin Lucas Grievous vs Chad Genndy General


Uploaded by Starchie Oct 13, 2019 at 02:45PM EDT

Share Pin Download More

Origin Entry: Virgin vs. Chad

File type: png

Resolution: (3813px x 2328px)

File size: 941 KB


Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
View All 1,859 Images

Load 36 Comments

More:

Top Comments

Duke Bruh
Delete
Sensitive
Duke Bruh

I've seen a similiar version of this before but anyway is still painful that Grievous by Genndy Tartakovsky is non-canon. Seriously he's one of the best designed characters in the series and got one hell of a nerf.
They turned him into another Boba Fett:looks badass and cool but is a wimp.

(At least is not as bad as Captain Phasma)

+68
Reply
Heatex77
Delete
Sensitive
Heatex77

Legends General Grievous, a terrifying mix of a Xenomorph, a Predator and a Terminator that didn't even need his extra arms to take on 5 jedi masters at once and win.
Canon General Grievous, a mustache twirling villain that get defeated by a lone jedi padawan, out smarted by Jar Jar Binks, constantly needs back up and only ever wins when he has an unfair advantage.
Side note: I actually like his canon origin more as it makes him less sympathetic and a Darth Vader copy and more of badass that dared to fight against the force through skill and technology. Too bad he wasn't able to back that boast.

+32
Reply

+ Add a Comment

Comments (36)


Display Comments

Add a Comment


+ Add an Image

Image Details

15,574 views (5 from today)

Uploaded Oct 13, 2019 at 02:45PM EDT

Origin Entry

Virgin vs. Chad

Tags

general grievous, virgin vs chad, genndy tartakovsky, george lucas, idk about the source i found it on 4chan, star wars the clone wars, dave filoni, clone wars

Claim Authorship Edit History
Textile Embed