the virgin spy S THE CHAD SDY THE CHADDY Introduced in 1962 to add "balance and variety" to the "CHAD SPY vs CHAD SPY" formula-axed 3 years later by own creator Resurrected decades later out of pity by ghosting writer-artists Conceived in 1961 as a parody of Cold War political ideologies-has remained a flagship comic strip of MAD Magazine for over 58 years, without interruption Aliases: THE CHAD JOKE; THE CHAD IN BLACK THE CHAD DAGGER; THE CHAD IN WHITE Rightful main characters Relegated to a supporting character role Parents were too stupid to bother christening her at birth; Simply refered to as 'Lady' Boast lush parted hair, but prefer to don wide-brimmed hats for sun protection Wears hat to conceal receding hair line beloved by fans abhorred by fans Literally immortal and transcend space-time; respawn in one piece with impunity upon shedding mortal coil, however gruesome or disfiguring the death Proudly embrace thteo stealth-kill A mere incel mortal noses can be used to stealth-kill miscreants at a moment's notice Driven to breast augmentation out of faltering self esteem- came out $7,240 pooer Too obscure; has never seen the light of entertainment media Have premiered in several television skits and video games utilize crushing defeat as a Constantly farms the same CHAD spies out of fear of losing K/D ratio; an impulsive tryhard means to improve upon skills and craft; casual, but efficient entropy in the comic strip; Metaphorical representation of Yin and Yang: neither CHAD SPY is 'good' nor 'evil'; both are equivalently sadistic in methdololgy Obligate dependence on irtation and meddling; easily pwned by (virtually) any adversary that doesn't fall for her petty gimmicks Rarely forgoes sleeved oves-easily prone to Virtual one-men army, tactical badasses-skils are surpassed by meager few; can assuringly hold their own against adversaries beyond conventional rivalry Have never thought about wearing gloves- have once braved sub-zero temperatures bare handed; recognize the importance of dexterity over unnecessary chiq constant chafing Terrible at relationships-always murders would-be boyfriends Almost-nonexistent personality beyond bland gender sterotyping Have actual (however subtle) developed personalities Ladies' men; have had scores of relationships Mental state deteriorated in more contemporary editions of comic strip; became a sanguineous psychotic in order to stay relevant Personas have experienc little (if any) change between Doesn't have a best friend Envious of the Chad spies' bromance Secretly bestest buds (but no h--- Bonus: Dreary gray color palette permeates ENTIRE wardrobe $15.50 drey midi dress from local thrift shop Wobbly high heels impractical for anything but tiptoeing Fanbase' consists of raging perverts and the genuinely misinformed Command black and white attire $595.00 overcoats, 240-thread count Dress shoes perfect even for extreme acrobatics R&D-forged black shades w/ UV-DEFLECTION Dentures (the acme of CHAD SPY-liness) Rolemodels of politeness and chivalry-no reservations heldR&D-forged black shades A bad influence to young audiences-selfish; encourages-$289.99 prescription glasses-already replaced once of young and old seduction and lechery fanbase, representative $18.89 towel used as cape (currently in wash cycle) CHAD SPY rivals

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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The Virgin EVA-01 VS The Chad RahXephon

Eye-searing colourscheme, sinister-lookinq, bad posture Noble, angelic, regal, awe-inspiring Mystical origins, actually the agent of an all-powerful prophecy to bring about a world free of suffering Has near-limitless power Has to be plugged into the mains power supply like a Actually a s----- monster cloned by a mad scientist anda d covered in armour Uses noble weapons like bows and swords. Invincible in battle, can destroy enemies with its voice alone toaster Gives the pilot panic attacks and traumatises him for life Fights with guns and knives like a common criminal Elevates the pilot to godlike status Occupied by the spirit of the pilots dead parent Occupied by the spirit of the pilot's true sef Handsome, upstanding pilot. Popular with the ladies. Carries out world-altering path of destiny and makes the world a better place. Weedy, spineless pilot, despised by everybody, not least by himself. Ultimately accomplishes nothing. Eva Unit 01 ephoi

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The virgin "new" nostalgia critic The chad "old" nostalgia critic ads are straight forward and tell you all you need about the product ads for sponsors are off-the-walls random has hair bald 11 no more top plenty of top 11 lists just sits in chair and gets through movie review reviewS movies memes for days!(f------ bubbles, M Bison saying of course, l was frozen today, etc.) through skits barely any running boring gray wal gags/memes too many characters flashy beige to keep track of only a few recurring or off-white wall characters

Virgin Yaldabaoth vs Chad Mekhane

V.S. CHAD MEKHANE VIRGIN YALDABAOTIH followers willingly better themselves in pursuit of being closer to their god literally got thrown in a cage and has not escaped since crown to signify royalty and superiority built into head gay name bunch of pointless horns that look dumb as hell needs like forty eyes to see properly godly mechanical wings strong ocula lenses has never taken corporeal form weird hentai creatures weak wings of flesh has to turn people into gross zombie creatures cause nobody likes hirm sacrificed sel miahtv hammer with which he destroys evil beautiful runic engravings to save all of creation stupid holes and eves all over weird fursona legs destroyed a massive portion of land when he wasn't even whole, then killed himself because he hated bringing pain to others powerful robot leas

virgin quirky anarchist gf vs chad fat tiddy tankie gf

the virgin quirky anarchist gf vs the chad fat tiddy tankie gf believes AOC isn't -opens mouth too much when making out -cheated on me with lil peep perfect but h-------- she's the best we got- no known family- doesn't own a gun- -cried for two hours after Isaid retard -refers to me as silly little bitch boi wear non prescriptión thinks babies are dumb- texts my mom glasses -doesn't eat; only smokes cigarettes and drinks coffee tried to steal my cat- volunteers for clout hates all of my friends- considerate and kind- -inexplicably makes me wear a fake mustache -spiritual but not religious doesn't open mouth- enough when we make out stays on bottom when we 69 -privately believes in magic won't tell me her last name- -refuses to cuddle can't roll joint- -mostly concerned with vibes -thinks l'm gay

The Virgin Major Pizza Restaurant Chain vs. CHAD'S PIZZA

Unlimited vs Alternative Takeru

Chad Takeru Virginakeru ALTERNATIVE Unlimited Clueless about even the simplest things Knows Must be carried by his squad Carries everyone else what's up Obliterates BETAs Is a beta male Gets protected by da booty Protects da booty Doesn't even lift Doesn't skip leg day Tries to fool others that he's a special agent with a missiorn Is actually a special agent with a mission

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The virgin mouse+controller THE CHAD GAMERCUBE UI flickers back and forth due to the ungodly combination Game runs at silky smooth 29 FPS Maximum comfort Knows that no price is too great for extreme gameage Develops muscle craps from unnatural positioning -Spends his money on frivilous Rediculous aethetics give him power things like "food" and "shelter" Gets made fun of for looking silly No space for gamer fuel Plenty of room for a can of sugar-free Redbull Excessive cables get twisted up Patented NerdtechT technology hides all cables

Virgin Sonic Movie vs Chad Detective Pikachu

SONIC THE VIRGHOG DETECTIVE PIKACHAD So fluffy i wanna pet it The movie pretty much implies that Sonic will be he only CGI character. Everything else is live action Stunning designs not just for Pikachu, but for a wide ammount of Pokémon and environments. Nightmare Fuel Uncanny CGI fur Did i say how fluffy and cute he is? Uglier than my uncle's left testicle. Carbon copy of "Hop" but with a well known mascot. Has some clichés. however, this is all in coherence with the game FA NG DEADPOOL From a game that has been irrelevant for a quarter of a decade. Most of its fans are 30 to 40 year old men-babies. Pokėmon has been relevant for literally all of the time it has existed. Has millions of fans from all ages, from all around the world Movie tries too hard to get that PG-13 rating Really wants to be a "sarcastic badass" but fails miserably It manages to stay quite Design that looks clean for a Detective movi nothing like the original character but Likeable personality that doesn't make you wanna slap in the face with a fish His only job is to cause trouble Pokemon designs are faithful to the original, and despite that, they look like something you'd find in the real world still looks like (g cartoon. Making it stick out from the environment. Nike shoes because Paramount needed money to license the Gangsters Paradise song Is a crime fighter

The Virgin Night King vs CHAD LICH KING

THE CHAD LICH KING The Virgin "Night" King F------ Frostmourne Made all People stil talk about hin today, 10 years afher his dearh Biggest enemy teenage bionde flying leards Has zero to none backstory, Most ieonic helnet ingaming Beastiful owing hair Sindragoia Viion Sindragosa s viserion doesn't even tall, isut eye thing or munde, Emotional and Trag las a cape No c0olor Has the msost intimidating voice is all o lantasy history Lives innide abuge fortress s old af Bachelor in allof The Eastern best bilrzard willain The best Blizzard Vlai eated by forest midgets ls the creation of a Alen Demon God spends 7 seasons trying o get through a wall Ranged the bottest mage i all of Anerodh Has barely done anything Had the most thorough falfilling and emetiol story are

The Vindictive Virgin vs the Covert Chad

"the vindictive virgin" THE COVERT CHAD sili cant tatk his way outdated mechanical augs knows when to talk his way out of a fight no facial hairnanomachines, son out of a fight even with CASIE because that he whines about spikey hair can create a dronehis boss and his boss's boss explosives expert, likes to make noise in order to challenge himself perfectly combed widow's peak with his mind people only call him when they want something are afraid of hinm embedded shades that he doesn't know how to turn off 0 his vision is augmented everyone calls him on his infolink all the time because they genuinely want to talk to him wears sanglasses at nignt because he chooses to spikey beard he thinks looks cool that he uses to hide weak chitn is his boss' bitch wears custom tailored clothing for "fashion" purposefuly untrained pistol skill put it into swimming loudly punches people while they aren't looking tries to act alpha y-yeah rip like a p---- what a shame" is genuinely concerned stares enemies in the eyes as he murders them not good at carrying heavy weaponry needs mechanical limbs orphan could silently eliminate doesn't care about fashion manderly if he wanted prefers to use silenced small arms because he's afraid of confrontations stops a nuke saving millions Sarif HQ are tired of him stealing their s--- has a chad brother at still misses his oneitis UNATCO loves him f----- both Maggie Chow and Anna Navarre before put all his points into speed brutally killing them presses buttons to kill thousands speedruns through levels because hacking slows him down hacks everything in order to make life easier runs out of breath really fast classic leather combat boots. focuses on utility crouches at all times in order to avoid detection, climbs through vents has Al waifu that he's too beta to claim has never crouched in his life merges with Al to make it his bitch thinks his loafers are fashionable created specifically to be a super agent glorified mall cop, forced into role as secret agent

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One of the things that I liked about Spy vs Spy was that it's hard to tell who's going to win. Sometimes one does a surprise that we didn't see coming, but they still have the one with the clear plan win just enough that we can't be sure what will happen.

But with Gray, it's just "oh boy, I can't imagine who could possibly win this one." Few surprises

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Jun 02, 2019 at 11:25AM EDT in reply to SuperM

Ah, not to worry. In a nutshell the character rarely shows up in the strip's formula, but is essentially an obnoxious troll that invariably wins over the staple spies. …Much to the insufferable joy of viewers for the past 58 years.

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