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THE CHAD ZIZEK THE VIRGIN PETERSON stained wal-mart clothes talks like animal, a -much better muppet talks like kermit wears a fancy suit only eats 2 hot dogs at once doesn't read das kapital only eats meat because it's too lon nice haircut and trimmed beard showers every da hasn't showered in 2 weeks at any given fime psychologist, LARPs as a philosopher knows how to read "uh uh" sniff grabs nose probably cuts his own hair lame appeals to nature canadian -f rom some fantasy land in easfern europe lobsters studied sociolo AND philosophy gy

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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The virgin doomer THE CHAD HONKLER gazes into the abyss and laughs Anxious about the future Drinks every day smiles when reading the news Can't cope with clown world Lives in a society K! humorous nihilist absurdist No honks Pessimistic nihilist has learned to live in clown world Black pilled smells like popcorn and cotton candy smells like cigarettes and booze honking clown turns your frown upside dowrn t the hrink of madness On a slow downwards sniral

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Virgin Hoodie vs. CHAD TRENCHCOAT

The Virgin Hoodie The Chad Trenchcoat Accepted by society Wearing it makes everyone run away in terror Worn by teenagers from the 2000s and 2010s who are trying to be trendy Thanks to Gen-Z teens, it will probably become a professional business clothing style during the 21st century Worn by teenagers out to kill trendy kids Was a professional coat, but became a staple goth clothing item Not even warm, barely helps on cold days without another jacket to hide under Ejee Extremely warm and comfy. Even water- resistant in some cases Worn by true classic goths Worn by emos Fills anti-gun libcucks with unholy rage Doesn't even look good Makes only your head look like batman PC culture approved Looks badass 10/10 Also batman's a good guy. Good guys aren't cool lol Used by real baddass villains Some movie ones too.

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The Virgin Wageslave vs. The Chad NEET

Goldberg's favourite goyim can enjoy vidya anime movies and Goldberg literraly commits sudoku when he sees him "The Wagie Walk" THE NEET STRIDEbooks can't even afford rent spends quality time with fellow NEET frens never worked a day in wagie don't forget to pay the bills! Uu travelled around the world works out uses out the welfare system so he can ejoy no gf or if he has he spends no time with her literally a genious because of the nfinite time he has carefree life state steals half of his money still no medicare or free education he gets less pay to afford the lifestyle of the NEETS cares about politics even tho most political systems do not change anything in his s----- life always reminds wagies about dumb asf brain is rotten from flipping burgers no time to work out Steals electricity and wifi from wagie NEET the NEET way of life grows weed from the free electricity smokes anytime he wants or sells it to have even more monev has infinite time does not actually knows which year we are no need for b-but muh contribution to society! f---- wagies gf literally everyday eating out to enjoy free time and piss of wagecucks no time for travelling tried psychedelics and other drugs as well he had the time to doesn't do drugs too scared of drug tests no time to enjoy anything perfectly knows that: last time played vidya 2014. 10. 25 basically a wasted life 250% 238.7% 1973-2014 . Productivity: 72.2% Hourly compensation: 9.2% 1948-1973 Product vity: 96.7% Hourly compensation: never payed for anything online always downloads for free 91.3% iterally a non-player 200 character Productivity buys new TV with credit card he will have to work even more due to the interest rates mines bitcoin wagie pays the electricity anways 150 unironically belives that ' hard work- progress 109.0% 100 always listenning to loud music from 9PM to 4AM Hourly compensation constantly lies to himself about once getting rich and other b------- dies at the age of 67 2 years into retirement3 which he hated tbh a free person 50 dies whenever he wants 1960 1980 2000

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The Virgin CIA vs. THE MASKETTA BIG CHAD... 4U

BIG GUY The Chad The Virgin CIA Shoots quys and then throws the plane away Doesn't really shoot guys or throw them out of a plane Slumped over posture, skinnyfat belly clearly sticking out Really is a big guy FoR YOU! Spent all the money remaining after alimony in bribing masketta man; still gets betrayed Even mercenaries are loyal to and respect him Completely in charge Feels he is in charge here Name so unimportant it's only mentioned in the novelization Only gets to hang with Doctor Pavel until Bane needs him back Name is mentioned by every member of the cast Girls refuse CIA's "offer" in favor of his Actor is a hot head only famous for playing support characters who get killed off Played by one of the biggest actors in hollywood who embraced the meme

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Virgin Skype vs. Chad Viber

Crashes and burns on Linux Runs like a dream on Linux Proudly developed in Israel^, owned in Japan Eurotrashorigin, bought by Yanks 5,000,000 active users S 260,000,000 active users C/C+ +/Python masterrace C# bloatware email activated like it's 1999. Ancient desktop garbage from the 2000s Designed for a mobile world in the 2010s QR code activated.

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...and now for some Gorillaz (Virgin Murdoc v. Chad 2D)

The Chad 2d The Virgin Murdoc Is fighting drug addiction and wnning Doesn't talk about feelings or Literally the sweetest thing alive sues Can be realy rude Seems easy to talk to Is extremely loveable Abuses 2d for no reason Has a really cool look to him Relate A literal music generic look Funny even when it's not on purpose Thinks he's badass GOD

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The Virgin Endgame Leaker vs. The Chad Endgame Fan

The VIRGIN Endgame leaker The CHAD Endgame fan doesn't watch in IMAX because the glasse:s dont work togetheir with his own only got to see Endgame because his boss had connections to see it early can too be impatient, but not a cuck watches outright refuses to buy an Icee or any other drink so he wouldn't miss every second of this 3 hour movie receives intense amounts of anger from other fans leaks so everybody can stop talking about it in his Twitter feed Wears arn Age of Ultron T-shirt eats some junk food, makes him look fat will choose popcorn if he so desires, wont hinder his plans to go to the bathroom. bonus points if he eats out from one of the annually refill buckets ENDOAME leaves his comfort zone of the internet to avoid potental spoilers from the virgin impatient cuck equiped with his Endgame T-shirt, knows he loves wearing it arguably will be one of the most hated people in Q2 2019 s---- his pants first s---- his pants last entirely forced by said virgin to be extra careful browsing the internet. whatever it takes leaker originates from third world country gets an erection from Mantis giant bulge from black widow wears sandals because all leakers wears sandals grown up watching all 22 movies, enjoys what they could best achieve

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Virgin Sombra vs. Chad Spy by Rampageriley98

The Virgin Mexican Hacker The Chad Saboteur Can weave in and out of stealth Uses a revolver like a boss Actually uses a knife for close range stealth kils Hacking is f------ useless Dresses like an angsty scene gil Wears obnoxious neon violet clothes that can be seen from a mile away Superior cloaking technology that lasts longer and recharges Would be f----- without an escape No melee weapon on a stealth champ. Are you f------ serious Useless stealth in a game that lacks strategy and coordination Doesnt need an escape, kills every last eneny Doesn't need hacking knowledge, carries a superior electro-sapper Can't take advantage of her stealth with a well placed backstab A true master of cunning utilizes disguises Everyone is paranoid of him during the entirety of his matches S----- and unimaginative toolkit Not a good champ for team fights Flattering business suit that can barely contain his muscle mass Is Mexican lol Knows SMGs are for p------ who resort to running and gunning Hip fires an SMG instead of utilizing true stealth techniques Probably the worst waifu in the gameSurprise BUTTSECKSI and that is really saying a lot Kills you before you even know he's there like a true stealth champ Wears dark colors and a ski mask to actually camouflage in his environment

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The Virgin Salieri vs. the Chad Mozart

The Virgin Salieri THE C-(AD MOZART First piece at age 4 Wrote his own death piece No one remembers his music Literally gave up his chasity 626 Songs Fulfilled everything at 35 Everyone loves him Needs to read music to plav Pity from Emperor Remembers music in head Plays with nose Wrote s----- Requiem to try to compete

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The Virgin Widowmaker vs The Chad Sniper by foreskin feta

THE CHAD SNIPER THE VIRGIN WIDOWMAKER DUNB VISOR HAT H AMERICANS LOUCH HAT A LA CROCODILE DUNDEE JUST BAGGED THE WORLDS FATTEST MAN GIVES EVERYONE A CHCKLE EDGY NOT PLEASANT TO LISTEN TO BONA FIDE AUSTRALIAN CLEAVAGE FOR ia0RNY ViRGlN5 RELIES ON DECEPTION AS THE FRENCH USUALLY DO GLORIOUS TAN FROM SPENDING YEARS OUT N HE OUTBACK OVERDESIGNED YET SOMEHOW BLENDS VENOM MNE SMPLE YET MEMORABLE DESGN MELEE IS A JAB WITH THE STOCK OF HER RIFLE JAR-BASED KARATE 3 DISTINCT KUNRIS FOR MELEE KINS ARE RECOLORS AND UNINSPIRED COSMETICS INCLUDE PITH HELMETS CROOCODILE HATS AND OSTRICH LEGS HOTTEST Y FAR

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The Virgin Forgiveness vs. THE CHAD VENGEANCE by xXxmemelord_69xXx

The hr Thinks vigilantes are as bad as those they hunt (probably a closet nonce) Would divert the trolley because he is a man of action Talk s--- Get hit orgiveness Has killed so ma Belleves in the "cycle of pedos he is vlolence" as if people revered as a God have no free will LMAO Understands justice is about punishment and revenge, has never heard of rehabilitation in his life Turns the other cheek just so life can slap him in the face again Holds grudges for decades, enacts violent retribution seemingly at random on people Childishly believes there can be no satisfaction in revenge Receives a life sentence after being blamed for Chad's righteous actions who don't even remember him Reasons that those who harm him on't know any better (they do) Enacts vengeance on behalf of others, whether they want him to or not Knows his virgin friend won't stand up for himself Neuters Brad and spays Becky to ensure they never hurt the virgin ever again. MPUNE LAGESSIT People take advantage of his good" (i.e. weak) nature constantly Faced with the trolley problem, he would stand idly by and do nothing No one crosses him these days Respected and feared worldwide Knows to live is to suffer valiantly kills his parents for forcing him into existence Catches Becky with Brad in his own bed, thinks his mother was right and no woman will ever want him Thinks criminals can be rehabilitated, admires Norway for its p---- ass prison system Thinks the Hammurabi Code was soft on criminal:s Two eyes for an cye Passively allows the courts to pass "judgement", doesn't understand justice has been corrupted by the Jews Doesn't trust the Jewdicial system, knows vigilantism is the only justice in a falling empire Thinks Western institutions arc or have cver been moral or just Visits the virgin in prison because he is a good friend

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The Wizard Breeder vs The Virgin Natalist vs The Brad Childfree vs The Chad Antinatalist vs The Thad NEVERBORN by BornToDie

The Wizard Breeder The Virgin Natalist No regard for their children or others Irresponsibly had a childNo time for sex Afraid of extinction like a coward Will mess up their kid in some wa Sometimes wishes they wene childfree Proprietor of death Actually an abomination Isn'teven that good of a parent "Suffering is good!'" Dumbass thinks he/she will have a legacy Huge carbon footprint Forced life on someone else without consent The Brad Childfree The Chad Antinatalist The Thad NEVERBORN Doesn't want children Maybe hates kids Sons and Daughters of Antinatalist's Likely Depresse Spends too much time o Faceboolk Will never get harmed will never harm anything Not even depressed Calls the void their home Usually has other reasons The unbom can't give consent so doesn't procreate that are not antinatalism Does his/her time on earth doesn't make anyone else Accomplishes what antinatalist's never could Subreddit is too bi Doesn't put up with b------- Pities children, open to adoption Niche subreddit, ok Can't be depressed or optimistic mods Some are actually just fence sitters Extinction not only inevitable but good Knows life requires suffering. moral enough not to put anyone through it The jet ski is a lie "Antinatalism sounds extremist"

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THE CHAD ZIZEK THE VIRGIN PETERSON stained wal-mart clothes talks like animal, a -much better muppet talks like kermit wears a fancy suit only eats 2 hot dogs at once doesn't read das kapital only eats meat because it's too lon nice haircut and trimmed beard showers every da hasn't showered in 2 weeks at any given fime psychologist, LARPs as a philosopher knows how to read "uh uh" sniff grabs nose probably cuts his own hair lame appeals to nature canadian -f rom some fantasy land in easfern europe lobsters studied sociolo AND philosophy gy

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